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Bregje Heinen Has s Solid Instagram of the Day

Hot model with a name that sounds like throwing up all over a dick too big for your throat, or at least a dick you’re trying to make feel too big for your throat, or a dick dude likes to interpret as being too big for your throat, without realizing that you’re smegma is upsetting her fucking stomach, and/or the roofies and booze are wearing off… I don’t think Bregje Heinen likes me, I just asked her how much she’d sell me her period stained underwear for, because that’s the foundation of real love, to which she’s supposed to offer them to me for free, obviously, because that’s what romance is all about, but instead she just ignored me…and for that I guess I’ll just have to share her public pics with you like I took them myself, or like they were sexts I’m using to get revenge on her for wronging me, you know how these things work.

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Cara Delevingne Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is all the rage. One of those hipster models who isn’t all that hot but the world has embraced her and decided to make her a huge deal like she was Kate Moss in the 90s…and I’m not complaining, cuz she’s showing her little tits for fashion and I love little tits, unless they are on fat chicks, because that shit’s just disproportionate and awkward and embarrassing for both the man sucking them and the girl who owns them…I’m more into small tits on skinny bitches because despite their vaginas having no fat to keep in the inner lips, making shit look like a messy sandwich… they aren’t fat.

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Kelly Osbourne Unfortunately in a Bikini for SELF Magazine of the Day

Photoshopped Kelly Osbourne is on the cover of SELF Magazine, next to a headline on 5 minute abs, even though her abs look more like a singular hard packed piled of shit that is impacted inside her from all the anal I assume she has because either she’s got a dick, at least that’s what her sex appeal in a bikini tells me, or no one, not even the biggest gold digger or Sabbath fan wants to K-Fed her….she’s just that appealing a vagina… I guess she’s on the cover because she’s made progress and is not as fat as she once was, but that’s really not saying all that much, because let’s face it, no one should be as fat as she was and losing that weight shouldn’t be celebrated, because she shouldn’t have been there in the first place. It’s like celebrating a convicted killer for not killing a guy he got in a fight with, you know only leaving his face smashed in but still breathing, only with more bikini and far less excitement…here are the pics to start your day in a horrible way…. She is a monster…

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Kelly Osbourne Unfortunately in a Bikini for SELF Magazine of the Day

Barbara Palvin for Terry Richardson of the Day

There was a time when Terry Richardson would get crackhead models to do crackhead things that usually involved his penis at the worst, or their vaginas at the best….meaning he built a career on being this pervert, modeling fucking, cool guy, smut peddler who knew the right people…but now when he gets models, even the 18 year old eager ones he normally would have had spread eagled, he just gets them to show their un-toned bellies, instead of hipster bush, trying to impress and he masterminds the bitches…what a bummer. He’s been ruined by corporate clients who frown upon the softcore porn that was spun as art that made this guy….it’s all about the money. There comes a time we all need to sell out.

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Kendall Jenner Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the last hope for the Kardashian family to carry on for the next couple years. She is young, she is clean of all Armenian DNA, she has the body of an Olympian, and she’s totally into whoring herself out to the people, cuz that’s all she’s been around, since her sister dropped the sex tape and became a multi million dollar making whore…. She’s still a kid, so it is safe to say that it starts with bikini pics. and will probably ends with sex tapes…depending on how much money the Kardashian have in the next 10 years….which I am hoping is not very much…. Here’s a little pic she put on twitter to remind you that she’s training for this….she’s getting prepared and ready…she’s inherited her dad’s competitive drive….and her mom’s hooker morals and values

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Erin Heatherton Bikini Model Bikini Body in Bikini of the Day

Leonardo DiCaprio Holidays with Bikini-Clad… by splashnews Leonardo DiCaprio is kinda obvious with his choices in women…I don’t think the choices are all that bad…I mean let Victoria’s Secret do the pussy recruiting for you, they are professionals and scope the world for the best models they can find, and you’re too busy sitting on a mountain of money, living a vacation of a life, being famous to do that shit yourself, but the fact that he runs through their roster of bitches, is almost comical, you know like a pre-requisite to the job, you know in the interview process when they get hired, they have to sign a “you will have to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret models is his festish”….contract …and I think he shoulda probably gone for a hotter one, but this one’s alright, I mean they are all pretty interchangable, as he continues to prove everytime he sticks his dick in one of their vaginas… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paula Avila and Yamila Pineiro NAKED for Playboy Argentina of the Day

I don’t know who these bitches are….but they are showing their vaginas and posing in pictures together in some international Playboy from Argentina….and I figure that’s enough reason to put them on the site…because if more girls from other countries who are getting naked on camera are identified, cataloged and distributed to the world, making them more than just household names in their home towns, the world would be a better place….You know we’d be one step closer to finding a remote island somewhere to inhabit with bitches willing to get naked in pictures….creating a master race of women willing to get naked in pictures….something I’d be more than happy to get my sperm all over….and inside… So think of this as a cultural experience, like eating at a Chinese restaurant instead of having another box of Mac and Cheese….you white trash monster…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paula Avila and Yamila Pineiro NAKED for Playboy Argentina of the Day

Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small… I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby ….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy…. Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

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Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Mendes in Another Funny or Die Bullshit Video of the Day

Will Farrell owns Funny or Die. Eva Mendes is in his new movie that he’s hoping will be the comeback he needs since all his movies are irritating as fuck and some people can’t handle the fact that they are irrelevant, even if they have a popular website, so in trying to make his movie huge, he is using his hot bodied costar on his website to get any traction he can and unfortunately his movie is going to be a huge deal cuz people are idiots and buy into anything they are told to, but at least I get to see more Eva Mendes as she’s part of his promo campaign…something I never get bored of even if I get real irritated by it and it’s unfunniness.

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Cheryl Cole’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that… Pics via Bauer

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