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Answers We Want From The Next Episode Of Lost: "The Package"

Every few episodes, Lost fans seem to be asking themselves if there’s a way the writers can top themselves. “LA X” seemed like a high point (but it was also the season opener). Then, there was “The Substitute.” After that, there was last week’s superb, mythology-focused “Ab Aeterno.” It’s an exciting to be complaining about an endless stream of fantastic storytelling, but I’m happy to ask the writers to set an even higher bar for themselves as we enter the latter half of the final season of Lost . Here’s what we’re anticipating and theorizing from tonight’s episode of Lost : “The Package.” Joseph Baxter, Who Asked Man In Black To Bring Back Billy Mays: “You aren’t the only one who’s lost something, my friend. The Devil betrayed me. He took my body, my humanity.” – Man in Black I think the ghost of Obi-Wan said it best: “What I told you was true… from a certain point of view.” Since Smokey’s little lament with Ben in “LA X,” we’ve been aware of his status as a prisoner. However, in his original scheme to manipulate Richard, we got to see the pure desperation in his character. At one point, he was even begging Jacob to let him leave. That Jacob is keeping him there is certainly no delusion. Yet his “issues” (as Jacob once called it) with Man in Black seem to stem from a single incident that happened a long, long time ago, which has set each of their roles on the Island. What MIB told Richard about Jacob being the Devil may be true…”from a certain point of view.” Conversely, when Jacob would essentially imply that MIB was something of a similar vein, it may also be true…”from a certain point of view.” The duty of being MIB’s Island warden is one that Jacob has apparently taken on or inherited, yet we still don’t exactly know why. “She said you have to stop the Man in Black. You have to stop him from leaving the island. Because if you don’t, we all go to hell.” – Hurley While many people walked away from “Ab Aeterno” with the certainty that MIB was pure evil, I’m still somewhat of a holdout. He seems more akin to a character you see in a virus or plague movie who has contracted the sickness been quarantined. The desire to escape that place may be understandable, but is also selfish. Would escaping help your chances for survival? Nope, but it’s rooted in some primal, irrational instinct to survive. What might support this point of view is the continuous usage of themes like “the sickness” and quarantining material and people inside the Swan hatch. If Desmond was saving the world by pushing the button, then he would have to remain protected from “the sickness.” In this case, that would seemingly be an irrational fatalism towards an end that would lead to destruction. That’s the path that MIB/Smokey has been on and it seems to be the one that Sayid chose. “That man who sent you to kill me believes that everyone is corruptible because it’s in their very nature to sin. I bring people here to prove him wrong. And when they get here, their past doesn’t matter.” – Jacob Jacob once told Ben, “you have a choice.” As we would later learn, MIB’s scheme to manipulate Ben to kill Jacob, was pretty much a carbon copy of the one he tried long ago with Richard. Sure, the variables were different, but in the end, he found out what motivation and fears drove Ben and used them in the exact same way to send him over to the four-toed statue with some bad intentions. MIB has essentially the same scheme going with just about everyone who’s ever found themselves in his camp — Claire, Sayid, Sawyer, and the remnants of the Others. It’s as if the formulaic approach to his dealings reflects his “it always ends the same” philosophy. By putting people through the same basic ringer, he may be continuing his attempts to prove himself right about the innate corruptibility he believes exists in all. *** That’s what happened . Here’s what we hope goes down tonight: 1) Now that Richard has experienced his Isabella epiphany, this seems to be the episode where the Lost ies on the beach are going to regroup and reassess their plans. Does he now have the answers that he previously thought he didn’t? How, exactly does one fight a Smoke Monster? A giant vacuum cleaner? Will that pouch full of Jacob’s ashes that Ilana is clutching serve as a kind of kryptonite? At this point, we at least need to know what our heroes have in store for their nemesis. 2) We see from the previews that MIB appears to be working one of his tired “I can bring so-and-so back” deals on Sun regarding a reunion with Jin. We should point out she already has confirmation via Miles that Jin is indeed alive. He’s not promising an amazing feat like bringing him back from the dead, but is essentially holding Jin hostage. Kind of boring, Smokey. Might this be “Team Jacob’s” chance to plant a mole over on the other team? 3) I assume we’re going to learn how Jin wound up bound inside that freezer. (Were Keamy and his boys about to go all Pulp Fiction on him?) To be honest, the sideways Kwons have been rather uneventful and we haven’t been given a real reason to care why he wound up there. Hopefully tonight, we’ll get a reason to care, and that reason will move the overall sideways storyline forward. Patrick Klepek, Desperately Hoping His Lost End-Game Theory Holds Up: 1) There is a constant across almost every season of Lost : the beginning is great, the middle is slow and the end is amazing. We’re in the period where Lost might have to tread some water as it builds towards the finale, but I’m hopeful the amount of loose threads Lost needs to tie up will force the writers out of that unfortunate habit. It hasn’t been as much of an issue since the finale date was decided during the middle of season three, but as much as I’ve been waiting for an episode reuniting Jin and Sun, I’m starting to tire of the flash sideways bits, too. If there was another season of Lost ahead, I’d be less anxious. After “Ab Aeterno,” however, the pace is set. 2) I’ve seen Lost fans coming up with numerous theories to explain the appearance of a ship off the shore of the Island at the end of season five, where there was no storm in sight, and Richard Alpert’s origin story, which clearly demonstrates a torrential downpour that wrecked the boat. The official Lost podcast, hosted by producers and writers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, said the ships were one and the same and the sudden appearance of a storm will be explained or addressed sometime in the future. Storms are an Island constant, apparently. 3) What the heck do Jacob and the Man in Black do when no one’s on the Island? Also, Jacob has proven to be one hell of a manipulator. I don’t believe anything he told Richard. At this point in the story, it’s impossible to tell who’s good, who’s bad and who’s just spinning lies. Andrew Pfister, The Man in Plaid: “Walkabout” “The Constant” “Ab Aeterno” There you have the three best Lost episodes of all time. (“Expose” and “Dr. Linus” are #4 and #5, respectively.) I knew we were in for greatness when they suddenly changed up the editing style as they introduced Richard’s flashback, and while it was great to finally get some answers regarding Richard’s long, long life (as well as finding out how the statue was destroyed), I felt that the real meat of the episode was seeing “the cycle” in action, with Man in Black taking out the Black Rock’s captain the same way he took out poor Greg Grunberg, Oceanic 815’s captain, back in the pilot episode. This obviously wasn’t the first iteration of the cycle, as MIB told Richard he’s been around for much longer before the Black Rock ran aground. But it may have been his first attempt at exploiting the loophole to kill Jacob. Here’s the timeline I’m thinking of: For however many years, Jacob & MIB have their moral chess match using the people Jacob brings to the Island. At some point, MIB recognizes the futility of it all, gets bored because he keeps “winning,” and starts to think of ways to get off and use his Island powers for mainland evil. Jacob & MIB have their chat on the beach at the end of season 5. A ship (not the Black Rock) approaches with the statue intact. It’s here where MIB first tells Jacob that the whole thing is pointless, and he wants to end it by killing him. They both know “the rules,” so MIB announces his intention of finding a loophole. The Black Rock arrives, takes out the statue, and the events of “Ab Aeterno” occur. It’s here where MIB attempts to use the loophole for the first time. The loophole being someone else has to do it, and they have to want to do it, which our own Ben Linus finally does at the end of last season. Smokey using the image of Isabella to manipulate Richard is the same tactic he used against Ben with the image of Alex telling him to obey “John Locke.” It turns out he had the right tactic, he just needed it to be as convincing as possible. But the thing I found most curious was Jacob and MIB’s canyon chat at the end of “Ab Aeterno”: Jacob: “I’ll see you around.” MIB: “Sooner than you think.” (One question, though: How did “Ricardo,” his Canary Island name, turn into “Ricardes?”) As far as tonight’s Jin & Sun episode is concerned, here’s what I think we’ll see: Jin & Sun reuinte, we all get a little emotional, and that storyline ends. Their flash-sideways moral choice will likely have to do with Jin’s dedication to his job and to his woman, which will then reflect in Island time as whether they join up with Team Smokey or Team Jack – i.e., them making that ultimate decision as a couple. The random person they’ll encounter in the flash sideways will be, oh…I don’t know, let’s say Locke’s con man father. Or Paolo. We will be teased early again about who’s in the locked room on Widmore’s sub (it’s Desmond and Penny), and then that will be revealed as the end-of-episode “shocker” (it’s Desmond and Penny). Sayid gets even crazier, Claire gets a little more sane.

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Six Reasons the World Gets More Attractive When the Sun Comes Out [Lists]

It’s spring. Which means inevitably that wherever you are, someone will be asking jovially what it is about sunny days that means everyone gets more attractive. We’re sick of this conversation. So here’s why. After careful scientific analysis, we think that fairly simple factors are behind individuals or groups that seem hotter at a fleeting glance in March than December. Especially in a city like New York. More people: It’s a nice day. Most street corners do not feature a miserable battle for cabs. You’re walking around more. Everyone else is walking around more. You’re all doing it at a more leisurely pace. There will inevitably be more street-based interactions, verbal and non-verbal, with other people. See also… Eye contact: When it’s cold, windy, snowy or rainy your head will naturally be down. It’s the best way to protect your face, with its associated seeing, hearing, tasting smelling and breathing holes. When it’s sunny your head is more often up. You’re looking around. So is everyone else. Eye contact. I think she likes me. ‘Why are there so many hot girls around today?’ Better moods: You’re in a better mood, perhaps even more confident, because you’re not leaping over slushy puddles. The same applies to other people who are not leaping over slushy puddles. Everyone feels more attractive. So they look… perkier. Sunglasses: Literally and figuratively cover a multitude of sins. Firstly, people do not pick sunglasses in which they look bad – a lot of thought has gone into those Hepburn knockoffs. Secondly, the kids these days wear large shades. These cover more of the face in case of busted-ness. More skin: We are, at base, simple animals with simple needs. Many of us have not seen cleavage, or a toned biceps in three or four months. We’ve been judging people almost exclusively, in body terms, by how well their coats and sweaters fit. Obviously the first instance of exposed flesh is going to ring the dust off the attractiveness bell. The thought of that flesh will, at a passing glance, distract from any facial sins that more dispassionate scrutiny might reveal. Memetics: As a critical mass of people talk about how they see more hot people walking around on sunny days, others listen and seek out further evidence to support the theory. If an illicit government group removed all attractive people from the streets on sunny days, it would still take a couple of years for the memetic momentum to die away. We see more attractive people on the streets on sunny days because we assume we will. [ Pic via ]

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The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 18 – The Pants Alternative (Online Video Streaming Link)

Watch The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 18 – The Pants Alternative . The 18th episode of this 3rd season that aired 03/22/10, Monday at 9:30 P.M. on CBS. The Big Bang Theory’s new episode is entitled “The Pants Alternative” has Sheldon trying to overcome his fear of public speaking so that he can go and accept the award that he had worked hard for. Watch the latest episode of our favorite geniuses brought to us by CBS. Watch the full latest episode of The Big Bang Theory replay online for free. We have provided the links for you where you can watch it online streaming or download it for your collection, it is located above the image and below this sentence in blue font. Watch The Big Bang Theory S3E18: The Pants Alternative The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 18 – The Pants Alternative (Online Video Streaming Link) is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Sting and Trudie Face-Off

Apparently the theory that we're attracted to people who look like ourselves is true! Thanks, Sting and Trudie. View

Vienna Girardi: Bachelor Sweetie or Evil Mastermind?

Vienna Girardi won The Bachelor Monday night. Maybe you heard. This revelation came not only as a surprise, but a major disappointment to a large portion of the ABC series’ viewers, many of whom had fallen in love with Tenley Molzahn and/or Ali Fedotowsky and were hoping Jake would feel the same way. According to Us , it was all part of her EVIL MASTER PLAN! Vienna Girardi complained on the finale that her fellow contestants – particularly Ali, now the next Bachelorette , hated her. Perhaps they had good reason. The magazine speculates that Vienna “set a trap” for Ali, and her adversary fell right into it, eventually taking herself out of the running. Diabolical … Jake has apparently been punked by Vienna. Sucks for him . “You don’t see the things Vienna said to me. They were very hurtful ,” Ali said on the post-finale “After The Final Rose” special, and she took it personally. “Vienna would always thank us for coming to her ‘bachelorette’ or ‘engagement party,’ then tell us we were all going home,” another contestant reveals. “Ali would just call her out on it.” Fiercely competitive Vienna (“she always had to one-up people,” another castoff says) zeroed in on Ali as her main rival and vowed to TAKE HER OUT. “Vienna would say to Ali that she was going to shake her boobs in Jake’s face,” explains another show insider. And oh, how she shook said boobs. Hard . One of the girls in the house offers this theory for how Vienna was able to compel Jake Pavelka despite what some think are so many negative qualities: “I think Jake hasn’t ever been with a girl like Vienna and is experiencing a ‘wild side.’ Once she figured that out, maybe she was a little more seductive.” That about sums it up. Will Jake and Vienna last?

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Elle Macpherson and Her Retired Model Legs of the Day

It always impresses me when I see moms who look like Elle Macpherson, not that it happens ever, but it would impress me if I did, because moms just aren’t supposed to look worth fucking sober. I am sure her baby daddy feels pretty fucking lucky that the mother of his kids is this easy to look at, but then again, I am sure her baby daddy fucks a lot hotter younger pussy than her, as he is probably really fucking rich, cuz models don’t really have kids with people who aren’t really fucking rich, it’s against their rules…. All I do know is that Elle Macpherson is fucking up my theory that pussy dies at 30. I traditionally hate older bitches but because older bitches usually expire. THe let themselves sag, droop, eat whatever they fucking want, turn disgusting and feel entitled cuz they are busy raising kids…bullshit….sure, she doesn’t work, she has nannies, she has a trainer who she pays more than most executives make a year, and it’s her fucking livlihood to stay lookin’ this good, but I just wish more women had that same drive and treated lookin’ good like it was their job. It would make parent-teacher night I sometimes sneak into at the local elementary school lookin’ for eager, desperate single-moms willing to support me, a lot more fun. Pics via Bauer

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"The Final Countdown" Acapella

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:192… Testing the “No Version Of Final Countdown Can Suck” Theory with decent results. Next up: kazoos. Read

Heidi Montag’s Big New Tits of the Day

This whole Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery bullshit brings up a valid argument. She says that she felt insecure about herself because all the blogs made fun of her, proving my theory that bullying works. Everyone kicks kids out of school for picking on each other, when really our society needs that shit to grow balls, to have a spine, to be a man, to know your place in the world and to make the necessary changes needed to be all you can fucking be. Instead, they want kids to be raised to be little bitches on a level playing field, even though life doesn’t work like that. I think attention whore Heidi Montag looks better than ever, which isn’t saying much. I still hate her and hope she fails or dies. I find her annoying and desperate and obviously not qualified to do anything, but I can respect that she’s balanced out her horseface thru surgery and turned herself into a cheesy insecure lookin’ whore you’d find in porn or at stripclubs, which is perfect cuz these tits will come in handy when she turns to stripping or porn, which I think is pretty inevitable for a broke, useless, attention whore latch on who has peaked with a loser troll boyfriend who is behind her insanity and here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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TV Couples Who We Want Split

Penny and Leonard: The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Penny have gotten pretty stale. Their relationship is far too functional to be believable. I’m not necessarily saying they need to break up, but they definitely need to have some obstacles besides Sheldon’s antics. — veghead731 [11 photos] Continue reading

Megan Fox Cowboy Tits of the Day

I had this theory that cowboys were going to make a huge comeback. I figured that zombies had their revival, as did vampires and aliens all concepts from the 1950s. Cowboys were the only group of people who weren’t getting the media attention they deserved, I mean other than Brokeback Mountain, but that shit’s just homo…. I’m talking the cowboys kids used to play with, that America as we know it was built on that….So part of me was happy to see a good Western in the works, but unfortunately Megan Fox is attached to the project, making me think the revival is gonna end before it even starts. She’s got the ability to taint things like the meat I fed my wife the other night hoping her stomach of steel would shut the fuck down, but it didn’t bring the elephant down. So maybe my vision for people dressing like cowboys will still come true… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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