Her name is @JESYJOHNSTON and she’s in some pics by @DREWHARAN because that’s what hot girls do…they let people take pictures of them…so people like you can look and stare and wonder why your life went wrong…or try to make it better so that one day a girl like this will wake up next to you… I would suggest you try to make yourife better…and I’ll get you started with these pics… I know, I’m a hero… That’s all. The post Jesy Johnston by Drew Haran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is CHARLIE RIINA … I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at…. It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion… I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean… The post Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is CHARLIE RIINA … I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at…. It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion… I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean… The post Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gwen Stefani and Sarah Hyland did Cosmo. They probably have nothing to do with one another….but they are in the same issue…so maybe that means they are Cosmo issue sisters…if that is a thing…which I doubt it is, but should be… Now, I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, or why, I just know that Cosmo teaches young girls how to fuck, because instead of it’s intended purpose of being an opinion magazine, it became smut in the 70s, which snowballed while teaching girls how to snowball… That said, Here’s Gwen Stefani: And Here’s Sarah Hyland: Don’t ask me why, because I am so not interested in this for so many reasons….let me list 10 of them… 1- I didn’t like Gwen Stefani when she was young and famous, I thought she was a man. 2- I have never seen an episode of modern family. 3- Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out with her weird underdeveloped tween face 4- Sarah Hyland gets restraining orders, I hate girls like that 5- Gwen Stefani’s husband fucks me, so maybe he thought she was a man too. 6- These pics aren’t spread eagled or lesbian sex filled 7- fuck this top 10 list….up the ass like it was Gwen Stefani’s husband.
Kid Richards not to be confused with Keith Richards, is a film photographer from Portugal, who takes pictures with film, which is a confusing concept to photographers who only take pictures with digital cameras….now that digital cameras cost all of 300 dollars and allow you to take really glossy high resolution pictures with zero to no fucking skill…turning everyone into a photographer…leaving actual photographers in the dust…because like anything, the general public doesn’t care about good…they care about whatever is popular… Her was nice enough to give us these pics as an exclusive…of Micky…who unlike the mouse….is hot as fuck…
Her name is FAITH PICOZZI ….I used to talk to her…but then she gave up on our love as all girls I talk to do within the first 4 minutes of talking to me…after I verbally and mentally rape them with my charm….but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love her and her amazing and beautiful redheaded body…that I think should be famous and that I am suprised is not famous…after being in the scene for what must be 5 years… That said, I am in love with her and these pics by Tamara Lichtenstein are’t bad.
I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was…. I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask… So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.
Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me… All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM …because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down. I am a fan…
Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me… All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM …because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down. I am a fan…
