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Ariana Grande Works It At 57th Annual Grammy Awards

Sure, I’ve never heard any of Ariana Grande ‘s music, at least not that I know of, but that doesn’t matter. I still consider myself one of her biggest fans. So here she is looking super-cute as always at the 57th annual Grammys. I’m not sure if she won anything and I’m too lazy to look it up, but after these pictures, I’m ready to name her my Breakout New Artist Pants Fire. Congrats Ariana. You can pick up your trophy at my mom’s basement as soon as I finish spray-painting these old paper towel rolls. Photos: WENN.com

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Brittany Mason Bikini Pictures

Just when I thought I couldn’t possible get any more jealous about not getting an invite to last night’s Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party, I come across these pictures of  Brittany Mason . Now that’s how you follow a dress code. And before seeing these, I wouldn’t have thought a former beauty queen would have been able to figure out a way to stand out in a room full of world-class supermodels. But I’d say she definitely succeeded, and then some. So congratulations Brittany, you just won my Super Bowl Party MVP. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Julia Pereira by Jonathan Leder of the Day

Julia Pereira is my most recent Brazilian crush, not that I have crushes, I am more into writing sexual things about a girl, burning any bridge their may be, getting blocked on social media by her, because the chances of even the most low level model to sit on my face is slim to none…so why not make it fun…. I just wish I was the one who discovered her in some Brazilian beach town, selling cocktails or whatever it is that Brazilian girls do, packaging her to the American market like I was Victoria’s Secret…making me forever indebted to me….and thus having my babies as a thanks…not that I want babies….but you get what I am saying….and that is “if only I left my couch…anything is possible”…. These polaroids are shot by Jonathan Leder and they are awesome…

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Julia Pereira by Jonathan Leder of the Day

Haley Joel Osment’s Breast Implants of the Day

I have this theory that Haley Joel Osment, who was oscar nominated at least once pre-puberty, didn’t like that no one cared about him after puberty, because he looked like some awkward cartoon character/retard, so he got a sex change, some tits and re-branded himself as Emily Osment, getting cast on some show…because people like girls better than boys… He now She is up on some Bruce Jenner, his wife stole his balls and the girls got all the attention for being girls, this will make a good publicity stunt, because we are so fucking rich…I’ve lost my mind and that’s ok…. And here she is showing tit…

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Selena Gomez Erotica of the Day

Selena Gomez, who is rumored to be dating some EDM DJ, because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it sounds or is, are the popstars are of our generation, thanks to videogame, internet addicted brains thinking that EDM is cool, or music, or maybe they just like rolling on MOlly, either way, these fuckers are making 100k a day, 6 days a week, 50 weeks a year…and I guess that makes them richer than god, and why popstars like Selena Gomez, and her junky bloated steroid booty, that is actually a figurehead and leader for the youth market, despite how lame she is….fuck them….. Unfortunately, not in these pictures, these pictures are more of lesbian scissor party opening scene, which to me is exciting in and of itself, thanks to that EDM, molly snorting porn raised youth being totally into being bi…it’s trendy and the way it’s supposed to be… Either way, there’s something hot about whatever is going on here, but then again, some of you can jerk off to Republican Party debate…because people are fucking weird…especially you.

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Selena Gomez Erotica of the Day

Hethielly Beck Bikini Pictures

So the good news is I’ve got another set of killer bikini pictures from Hethielly Beck for us all to drool over today. The bad news is I still haven’t managed to find out much of anything about the smoking hot Brazilian model. But I figure if she keeps delivering photoshoots this good, pretty soon, Hethielly’s going to become a big-name model and land a famous boyfriend. And let’s just hope that lucky bastard is me. Or someone who’s going to take her on lots and lots of vacations to topless beaches. Photos: Fameflynet

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Meet German Playboy Model Cathy Schmitz

Allow me to introduce you guys to German Playboy model and all-around hottie Cathy Schmitz . And no, that’s not her grandfather with her in these pictures, that’s her rich SOB of a husband. According to my sources, Cathy married the 81-year-old Austrian billionaire last year, and you know what, I can’t even be mad at the old guy. See, it’s always been my life’s goal to get a hot model to marry me for money. Why do you guys think I still live in my mom’s basement? To save on rent, duh. And at this rate, I figure I should be able to afford a hottie like Cathy by age 85. Right on schedule! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Hilary Duff Is Beautiful With No Makeup

I’ve always known that Hilary Duff was a natural beauty (and no, I’m not just saying that to try to get in her pants — well, not entirely anyway). So I’m not surprised to see that one of my favorite MILFs looks this good without makeup. Although to be fair, with the killer leg show Hilary’s putting on, I doubt anyone’s even really looking at her face. I don’t know about you guys, but it took a while for my eyes to make it up that far. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Meet The New Miss Universe

According to my sources (and, well, these pictures), the new Miss Universe has been crowned. And once again, those chump judges didn’t go with my pick . But I’m going to let it slide this time, because I’ve got to admit, they made a pretty good call with Miss Columbia Paulina Vega here. I mean, you can’t really go wrong, although I still wish they had included “Willingness to Date a Pasty Blogger” as one of their judging criteria. Maybe next year. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet The New Miss Universe

According to my sources (and, well, these pictures), the new Miss Universe has been crowned. And once again, those chump judges didn’t go with my pick . But I’m going to let it slide this time, because I’ve got to admit, they made a pretty good call with Miss Columbia Paulina Vega here. I mean, you can’t really go wrong, although I still wish they had included “Willingness to Date a Pasty Blogger” as one of their judging criteria. Maybe next year. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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