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Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything She is an angel sent from heaven. You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”…. Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend… Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On… I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day

Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter who is now not only the heiress to the GERBER BABY EMPIRE, but also to George Clooney’s Tequila company that they sold for 1 billion dollars 1/3 going into her daddy’s pocket…because it pays to be Cindy Crawford’s husband, and the Heir to the Gerber baby empire, you get in with the right famous people to create silly brands for fun…and make hundreds of millions with them…. Well, despite the money, she’s still being whored out to the industry, cuz she looks good, making her a model feels right for her mom, since modeling did so well for her, and here she is in Teen Vogue…being a Teen. You like that don’t you? You fucking pervert…. Which brings up an important point….how many subscribers to Teen Vogue are teen girls, and how many are creepy perv men like you? Stats! From her social media…. The post Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katie Holmes is a Robot of the Day

I also say that haggard Katie Holmes is a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…so she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one with upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast… I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old… I was walking my dog…and she looked at him…the cutest pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile.. Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katie Holmes is a Robot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.

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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

I didn’t realize something called Hamptons Magazine even existed. Probably because I live in my mom’s basement and not in some exclusive beach community. But the good news is, we don’t need to live in the Hamptons to enjoy this swimsuit shoot that professional tennis hottie-turned-Insta-hottie Maria Sharapova did for their latest issue. I don’t know about you guys, but I feel classier already.

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Maria Sharapova Gets In A Swimsuit

Hunter King And Her HUGE Melons

I’ve been predicting big things for Hunter King here for years now, but I think it’s finally going to happen in 2017. Because judging from these pictures, she’s been taking a break from acting to focus on something way more important: posting pictures of her giant melons on Instagram. And that’s a very smart career move, if you ask me. Bravo.

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Hunter King And Her HUGE Melons

Hunter King And Her HUGE Melons

I’ve been predicting big things for Hunter King here for years now, but I think it’s finally going to happen in 2017. Because judging from these pictures, she’s been taking a break from acting to focus on something way more important: posting pictures of her giant melons on Instagram. And that’s a very smart career move, if you ask me. Bravo.

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Selena Gomez Is Almost A Hot Cougar!

According to my sources over at Google,  Selena Gomez turned 25 over the weekend. And apparently she celebrated by getting a bunch of her cute friends together to hit some winery. (I’d been hoping for the trampoline park, but oh well…) Anyway, I’d like to wish Selena a happy birthday. But she’d better be careful now that she’s getting into her hottie old age years. “Birthday in wine country” is definitely entering cougar territory.

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude And Wigging It

I know some of the other blogs out there are probably putting up these pictures and freaking out about Emily Ratajkowski . Her hair’s short now! Wait, no, it’s pink! Etc, etc. But personally, I don’t care what kind of wig Emily is wearing. As long as she’s got her clothes off, that’ll always be the headline for me. It’s a little thing called priorities. Enjoy.

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Ireland Baldwin Does 4th Of July

I don’t know how you losers spent your Fourth of July, probably having “quality time” with your “friends and families” or something lame like that. But I guarantee it wasn’t half as fun as mine: I spent the night sitting alone in my mom’s basement and shooting off pants fireworks while looking up patriotic fake photoshoots from wannabe models like  Ireland Baldwin . Pretty sure that’s what they call living your best life.

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