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Kelly Brook Forgot To Wear Her Bikini

I know it’s not Kelly Brook in a bikini like the last couple times I’ve had her on the site, but any chance to see Kelly is cause for celebration in my book. Especially when she’s putting on a leg show like this. Anyway, apparently Kelly’s out for some event called “Liberation Day” here, which is a pretty big coincidence, because after looking at these pictures, the Little Tuna is currently trying to liberate himself from my pants. Vive la revolution. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Arianny Celeste Because She’s Hot

I’d like to start this post by letting everyone know that Arianny Celeste and I are Twitter friends. She has yet to follow me, but she did retweet one of my posts and that’s enough for me to know that there is a possibility that she may be my next Twitter girlfriend if she plays her cards right. Anyway, here she is in some JACO Clothing line photoshoot. I don’t know who they hired to Photoshop these pictures, but they did a terrible job with her hair. I guess they blew most of their budget hiring Arianny.

Adriana Lima’s Sexy Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Pictures

I’ve gotta admit, sometimes it’s hard to come up with new things to say about all these lingerie shoots, but when you’ve got pictures of Adriana Lima going topless for Victoria’s Secret, these posts pretty much write themselves. Especially when I know that none of you will be able to make it past the words “Adriana Lima” and “topless” before heading straight to the pictures. I could probably just post a banana bread recipe here and you guys wouldn’t even notice. But I’m not going to, because that recipe is a family secret. So sorry to the one dude out there who got more excited about that than these pictures. Better luck next time. » view all 23 photos

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Behati Prinsloo Works It In Victoria’s Secret Lingerie

The latest couple times we’ve seen Behati Prinsloo shoots for Victoria’s Secret, she’s been all covered for some lame “casual wear” shots on a park bench somewhere. So I was really glad to come across these pictures and see that the company’s finally come to their senses and gotten Behati back into lingerie, like nature intended. It’s about damn time. » view all 44 photos

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Fitness Model Michelle Lewin Does the Black Tape Project of the Day

The black tape project is some high concept art project that I guess involves dressing girls up in black electrical tape, which I guess when styled by artists is far more fashionable that the tape I usually use on girls, duct tape, but that’s usually only temporary, you know to keep the screams in…and sometimes, if they are really feisty, to prevent running away or clawing at my sexual advances.. I’m joking people, I don’t use tape, rope is far better and the roofies usually keeps the screams down. I’m joking people, I’m believe in chivalry and no sex before marriage. Rape is for prison. Her name is Michelle Lewin, I have no idea who she is, but here she is wearing black tape and it’s hot.

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Fitness Model Michelle Lewin Does the Black Tape Project of the Day

Fitness Model Michelle Lewin Does the Black Tape Project of the Day

The black tape project is some high concept art project that I guess involves dressing girls up in black electrical tape, which I guess when styled by artists is far more fashionable that the tape I usually use on girls, duct tape, but that’s usually only temporary, you know to keep the screams in…and sometimes, if they are really feisty, to prevent running away or clawing at my sexual advances.. I’m joking people, I don’t use tape, rope is far better and the roofies usually keeps the screams down. I’m joking people, I’m believe in chivalry and no sex before marriage. Rape is for prison. Her name is Michelle Lewin, I have no idea who she is, but here she is wearing black tape and it’s hot.

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Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is… I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits… But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.

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Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is… I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits… But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.

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Jennifer Lawrence Still Looking Naked on Set of the Day

I went to a party this past weekend to stalk Jennifer Lawrence. She’s filming X-Men in Montreal, and according to these pictures, she’s in body paint, and looking hotter than ever. Unfortunately, we didn’t have the chance to meet, or have sex, like I know she wanted, because she got in a fight with one of her co-stars and ended up storming out of the party….which was a bit of a bummer for me…because I like to believe I had a chance… I mean don’t all famous Oscar winners want to have unprotected sex with dirty perverts who have the hottest blog no one has ever heard of? You know because celebrities are crazy and do crazy things. I guess not…but at least I can jerk off to her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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I’ll Take All Three Sofia Vergaras

Well, here’s how you know that Sofia Vergara has officially made it into the big-time: she’s now got not one, but two creepy, dead-eyed wax statues of herself at Madame Tussauds. And looking at these pictures has given me an idea. Since obviously I could never afford the real Sofia, how can I buy one of the wax ones and make it my wife? I’ll just have to make sure the honeymoon is somewhere cold so she doesn’t melt. » view all 33 photos Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: WENN.com

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