Cameron Diaz despite being old and menopausal….probably dry between the thighs….in need of anal with no lube just to feel anything….after all those years of sex with random men….being a celebrity in high demand….but I still think she’s lovely…because she made a decision to focus on career and not reproduce…that at 50….she still looks awesome….on the cover of magazinzes…popping out of leather skirts….like a sausage trying to bust through it’s casing….I am a fan…but maybe that’s just cuz I remember the legs that once were….and still are…just the skin on them is a little less elastic….as it hangs off her into her golden years…. I’m eager to see the rest of this shoot….
I hate Valentines Day and I hate love…for a lot of reasons……not because I hate romance, I use that as a strategy to get laid because people are idiots..see cuz I like writing love songs….and the next great american love story… I hate Valentines day and love because comes with some much annoying responsibility….unnecessary responsibility…like having to be nice to someone who has trapped you in a prison hell…who you hate all to keep up appearances cuz society wants you to…. Most relationships that last involve ugly people who found each other cuz no one wants them….or people who have just fucking giving up on life… Here’s a compilation of Top 10 ugly couples…which is really the first 10 ugly couples I found…..cuz I didn’t invent this idea…I’m just using on Valentines Day 10 – Those who goth together at the all you can eat buffet every night – stay together…. 9- Those who’s gender can’t be determined -”I’m the guy, no you’re the guy”- stay together… 8- Young love at the handicap institution don’t have many options when it comes to finding someone in the same level of retardation – stay together 7- Once you’ve Shared a Banana with Someone you Know You Can Share your Life with them….. 6- When your passion is nudism and cats…and you find someone into that…you know it is forever 5- When obese, and willing to climb a tree for a fat chick, despite the risk of having a heart attack, for an undeserving fat chick, even if she’s the only girl you’ve had sex with, you know you are connected at the emotional eating… 4 – When you find someone willing to dress like the Wizard of Oz for a picture next to you Real Estate Signs – you know there’s very little they won’t do for you….Love. 3- Even if your love ends in a horrible Chainsaw Massacre thanks to his love of chainsaws so deep he brings them everywhere….until having to defend his chainsaw’s honor for murdering those who don’t understand their love….it still counds as “til death do us part”….even if that death is premature….cuz you married a serial killer freak… 2- Ugly People, Ugly Sweaters, But Still Willing to have a Good Laugh at the shitty hand they were dealt, while showcasing their shitty bodies…laughing at their misery together…is Romance… 1 – Sometimes words can’t describe what you’re feeling but….a picture says all you need….
Kim Kardashian is a pretty funny machine….you know with a team of idiots crafting her every move…from Ballroom dancing Ryan Seacrest, to publicits to the porn companies she has deals with…she’s just a pile of bullshit….money making bullshit…that feeds her mom’s ego…. So now she’s gone to posting flattering pics of her fat ass, from flattering angles, that were obviously shot before she got pregnant, or even before she turned 30 and into a pile of dumpy shit that Ray J peed on, back when she watched what she ate, cuz it mattered to her…before the straps, fake gym visits….and as long as she’s broadcasting the tits that made her….before it all fell apart at the seems…I am not against it…cuz Kim Kardashian of the past…is far less offensive…I mean I don’t even think this is her….and that’s a good look for her.
Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real is your sadness and disappointment in life….even when you’re in happy relationships…while I like the only real thing to be me fucking girls filled with sadness and disappointment….cuz really that’s the key to fucking my life…as someone who doesn’t feel those silly emotions…and instead just finds joy in everyone else’s despression….. I mean sure, it’d be better if she was in my mouth, sitting on my face, grinding my chin with her egg hole, but I’ll take this generic shit….cuz like you….I got nothing better going on.
I think it is safe to say that I would like Miley Cyrus to be my Valentine, so that I can K-Fed her…and live happily ever after, with or without her….you know that she’s the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but only for her to sing them and make money with them making me royalties that will add to my alimony revenue….you know the next great American love story about a poor, old, fat drunk and a young tight starlet….odd couple aligned thanks to destiny for the soul purpose of me spending her money, and wearing her thighs as a scarf, not because I am cold, but because I like the view….you know true fucking love…using her to get ahead…the way it’s meant to be…. I may just be overreacting cuz of her titty hanging out of her shirt…. Either way, Miley Cyrus, be my Valentine. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Remember original teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears….who got knocked up at 12 like the trailer trash her family is…proobably in a teenage rebellion that stemmed from always being in Britney’s Shadow…and not just cuz Britney is Fat….but cuz Britney is one of the biggest stars around….even after all her break downs…and I’m not just talking about her thighs…. Either way, like all teen moms, and the only real benefit of being a teen mom, if you can afford to be one….is that her body looks far less ravaged that it probably would be if she was 30….but in defense to my theory that pregnancy ruins all…I haven’t seen her pussy or inserted a finger to see if it bounced back… And reality is, bikini or not…she’s not all that hot….but I’ll post this shit anyway…
Good lawd woman thou art loosed! *Bites fist* Mya gave the people plenty to appreciate at her release party for her latest project K.I.S.S. in Miami last night. Keep clicking for a better look.
I know that 90 percent of this bitch is plastic, but as long as she has hard nipples I am ok with that, even if those nipples were after market and made from the fat they pulled out off her thighs, or that they transplanted from some South American mother of 12 who needed some money, it doesn’t matter to me, cuz I am the kind of guy who gets hard when an old lady gets caught in the rain and the nipples on those saggy tits that have seen the world a few times over and by world I mean a lot of semen, get hard…cuz I don’t care what they belong to, I just care that they are there and thanks to Lisa Rinna and her old body, not because she proves that despite all studies, plastic does degrade but because her nipples are hard…and that’s good enough for me… Pics via Fame
Uh, I don’t think I have to tell you how incredible this picture of Megan Fox’s ass in a pair of crazy tight spandex pants are, but I will. I’ve seen these kind of leggings on chicks before and I didn’t know that you were supposed to be able to see daylight between the thighs. Awesome. These are almost hotter than the bikini pictures of her I had on the site a little while ago. Almost. I’d like to see bikini Megan wrestle spandex Megan in a winner take all grudge match. So hot.
