I know it’s rare to get an actual photoshoot from Bella Thorne and not just some random GIFs and topless selfies I pulled off Snapchat, but I guess it’s good to shake things up every once in a while. So here’s Bella and her hot sister Dani pretending to be hipsters? Flower children? Professional models? I’m not really sure. But I do know this would’ve been way better without all that baggy oversized clothing. Oh well. Maybe next time.
I haven’t done a post on Sara jean Underwood in a while, but last I did, she was asking people to donate money for her elaborate vacations through her Patreon. She suckered 3K people. Good for her! It’s a crazy world when dudes pay for chicks they don’t even know to have endless vacations. A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Oct 31, 2017 at 7:05am PDT » view all 11 photos
I hope Hailee Steinfeld and all the other wannabe hot nobodies out there are paying attention, because if you want to learn how to up your tongue game, you need to learn from the best. And Bella Thorne is definitely the best when it comes to Snapchat tongue action. It might just be her biggest talent. Well, that, and the ability to post bikini selfies 24/7 and call it a career.
I know Emma Watson is still trying to become known as a “real actress” instead of just “that Harry Potter chick,” which I guess is why she did this spread in Vogue . But if Emma really wants to be taken seriously as an A-lister, forget photoshoots in fashion mags. She needs to start posting bikini selfies and booty shaking videos on Instagram at least 2-3 times a week. That’s what all the big stars are doing these days. Trust me.
I guess Bella Thorne was starting to lose a few Snapchat followers, that or she was just getting bored of posting the same old topless selfies 7 days a week. But either way, it looks like Bella decided to shake things up the old-fashioned way: by finding a girl to make out with for the cameras. And don’t get me wrong, me and the Little Tuna are (very) happy for her. Still, I think she could do better… And I have a few ideas. Call me!
I don’t know who Tana Mongeau but Bella Thorne has been posting her on social media alot, which I guess in Tana Mongeau’s defense is a good strategy to get noticed…but sometimes just getting tagged in the stories aren’t enough, sometimes you have to lay on the extra whoring and make an erotic girl on girl subtle make-out, like two low level college girls at a frat party trying to be validated, because men are still fucking moron perverts who see some girls making out and freak out, because no matter how much society wants to rip our dicks off and make us not want to fuck, ask girls to fuck, jerk off and hope they join in, and all the other sex scandals that are almost normal human sexuality, especially when girls come out with content like this, like you have to realize that you’re going to get sexualized when you whore out, and just because you don’t want to be sexualized or look like a slut, you can’t say it’s FEMINIST AS FUCK and don’t sexualize me…you trying to give me boners here…I GET IT….but I don’t get boners.. So good on Tana Mongeau for tricking some dumb girl looking for her purpose and soul through IG photos followers after a stint at Disney, to put her name on the map…leverage those connections yo… I prefer better lesbian porn with vagina smearing on each other. Here is the YOUTUBE KISS CLICKBAIT VIDEO – NAUGHTY.. Here’s a bonus of her in her bikini top.. The post Tana Mongeau Kissing Bella Thorne for Youtube Views of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne won’t quit….the Instagram exhibitionism is real….because it’s really the key to her success, it’s the reason she’s got fans, at least that’s the only reason I know that she exists, butI guess that’s because I am a pervert and only pay attention to people when they are half naked… She probably had Disney creepers, dirty dads or grown men who subscribe to the Disney channel that made her go viral before I had any idea who she was….titties!! She’s getting cast, making money, and she’s working because she’s got those followers from learning at a young age from her mom that whore’s her out…how to do it…clever…easy to do… I guess she hasn’t died of a drug overdose, the PILLS haven’t turned to Opiates or death – but they may – we can only hope… In the mean time, here she is trashily shaving her legs on social media – like a disgusting fucking girl she is Next episode girl pulls out her used tampons…. Looking forward to it. The post Bella Thorne Leg Shaver for the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne won’t quit….the Instagram exhibitionism is real….because it’s really the key to her success, it’s the reason she’s got fans, at least that’s the only reason I know that she exists, butI guess that’s because I am a pervert and only pay attention to people when they are half naked… She probably had Disney creepers, dirty dads or grown men who subscribe to the Disney channel that made her go viral before I had any idea who she was….titties!! She’s getting cast, making money, and she’s working because she’s got those followers from learning at a young age from her mom that whore’s her out…how to do it…clever…easy to do… I guess she hasn’t died of a drug overdose, the PILLS haven’t turned to Opiates or death – but they may – we can only hope… In the mean time, here she is trashily shaving her legs on social media – like a disgusting fucking girl she is Next episode girl pulls out her used tampons…. Looking forward to it. The post Bella Thorne Leg Shaver for the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m really loving all the hotness we’ve been getting from Kimberley Garner ‘s Instagram lately. She’s on a roll! Anyway, here’s the latest bikini goodness from the leggy Brit, and I’m telling you guys, if Kimmy can keep this hot streak of hers up, she could be bigger than Bella Thorne one day. Fingers crossed.
I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m really loving all the hotness we’ve been getting from Kimberley Garner ‘s Instagram lately. She’s on a roll! Anyway, here’s the latest bikini goodness from the leggy Brit, and I’m telling you guys, if Kimmy can keep this hot streak of hers up, she could be bigger than Bella Thorne one day. Fingers crossed.
