When I first saw these pictures of Bella Thorne in a bikini I was excited, until that loser disgusting degenerate boyfriend was in some and then I noticed the hairy armpits. F%ck off! There is one thing Tuna doesn’t like is a chick who is useless, who barely works and wastes my time by ruining what could have been a great post. Hairy armpits have been done many times by countless of real celebrities and 99% of the time they end up shaving it off because bottomline it’s gross. So quit trying to be a fake feminist. Feminism is dead. You ladies won! Enjoy it and show those titties. » view all 15 photos
Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….
I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….
I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….
For the longest time, Rosie Huntington Whiteley was one of my favorite models… I just thought she was classy, amazing, busty, half naked, and then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work… I don’t know if she’s classy or amazing, but she is busty and has been naked enough…I know she’s got a baby with Jason Strathem or whatever his name is…and that gives hope to any of you balding fucks that if you get ripped, a action movie star career, a lot of money, you can also knock up models….like she’s some beacon of hope to losers… But I do know her dress is see through, and I guess you know that too…cuz you’re looking at that big floppy mom tit and it’s nice….making me hungry..in a “MAMMA FEED ME” kind of way…that I blame my mother for not breast feeding me as she was too busy turning tricks in a Mexican border town to care…which I guess leaves deep rooted issues with a person….issues that have led me to devote my life to TITTY pics.
Little known fact, I am a huge fucking fan of Phoebe Price. I think she’s a fascinating character in the pop culture, and has been for a long fucking time, because she’s managed to get herself in pics by the paparazzi and thus published in tabloids as the weirdo, possibly shameless famewhore attention seeking LA staple….and it’s been fucking awesome. She’s become semi famous, at least in the media, by basically clickbaiting, in some weird performance art that really is art because it’s more interesting that what all the other girls are doing…it comes with experience… And she loves…fucking LOVES every post ever made about her…which makes her an all around great tims.. I text with her here and there, and this was likely not a sext designed for me, but it was sent to me, from her direct and I haven’t stopped masturbating to it all day… It’s like directly linked to my balls or some shit…but unfortunately…Phoebe Price isn’t….but we’re all allowed to dream.
Bella Thorne may be some sort of cultural icon in a world where there is no culture…I mean she’s more clickbait than anything, but she’s done it right…she’s managed to take her Disney Fame that she got from being whored by her mother as a child…and apply that training to whoring herself out on her social media…to what I guess were her creepy fans and that I guess became more and more fans…getting her booking jobs, doing social media campaigns, the whole thing really successful for her…all while looing a bit like a man…not being that hot, but rocking a pretty fit young body…because she is young…which allows you to ignore her hard manly face.. Well as it turns out, she’s got some BUSH…and we fucking love Bush…I am a huge BUSH supporter and have been my entire life…the bigger the bush the better…even if it comes across as laziness…it’s magical…. THe hairy armpit for feminism laziness is not something that turns me on, but it doesn’t gross me out like it did back when I was a kid and my mom had died and this toothless midget woman used to volunteer to drive me to school with hair fucking armpits that would drip sweat on hot summer days….I’d stare and gag not knowing it wasn’t normal for a woman to have hair armpits…not knowing the cultural standards but knowing it fucking repulsed me…and I have got over that being repulsed but I will never accept it as a political movement or statement…because to NOT shave is not a protest…it’s the opposite of a protest because it requires no effort… The red beat up looking vagina is what you’d likely expect on a pale skinned ginger…but it looks a little too STD for me…it’s like grow it out girl…really grow it out like it was your armpits girl…that’s where the GOLD lies…especially when you’re a redhead and that bush is either FIERY or BLONDE..something unique for the BUSH fetishists out there…. Either way, she seems like a crackhead that will end up totally fucking mental breakdowned soon enough, until then, she’s a skinny girl with ass and tits that we don’t mind looking at cuz she’s the most important personality in pop culture besides the Kardashians… Which reminds me, our newest sponsor is Manscaped – who sell products you can use on bitches to shave up down, or stylin them up….so yourself some quality products…. CLICK HERE Which reminds me, our newest sponsor is Manscaped – who sell products you can use on bitches to shave up down, or stylin them up….so yourself some quality products…. CLICK HERE
Bella Thorne may be some sort of cultural icon in a world where there is no culture…I mean she’s more clickbait than anything, but she’s done it right…she’s managed to take her Disney Fame that she got from being whored by her mother as a child…and apply that training to whoring herself out on her social media…to what I guess were her creepy fans and that I guess became more and more fans…getting her booking jobs, doing social media campaigns, the whole thing really successful for her…all while looing a bit like a man…not being that hot, but rocking a pretty fit young body…because she is young…which allows you to ignore her hard manly face.. Well as it turns out, she’s got some BUSH…and we fucking love Bush…I am a huge BUSH supporter and have been my entire life…the bigger the bush the better…even if it comes across as laziness…it’s magical…. THe hairy armpit for feminism laziness is not something that turns me on, but it doesn’t gross me out like it did back when I was a kid and my mom had died and this toothless midget woman used to volunteer to drive me to school with hair fucking armpits that would drip sweat on hot summer days….I’d stare and gag not knowing it wasn’t normal for a woman to have hair armpits…not knowing the cultural standards but knowing it fucking repulsed me…and I have got over that being repulsed but I will never accept it as a political movement or statement…because to NOT shave is not a protest…it’s the opposite of a protest because it requires no effort… The red beat up looking vagina is what you’d likely expect on a pale skinned ginger…but it looks a little too STD for me…it’s like grow it out girl…really grow it out like it was your armpits girl…that’s where the GOLD lies…especially when you’re a redhead and that bush is either FIERY or BLONDE..something unique for the BUSH fetishists out there…. Either way, she seems like a crackhead that will end up totally fucking mental breakdowned soon enough, until then, she’s a skinny girl with ass and tits that we don’t mind looking at cuz she’s the most important personality in pop culture besides the Kardashians… Which reminds me, our newest sponsor is Manscaped – who sell products you can use on bitches to shave up down, or stylin them up….so yourself some quality products…. CLICK HERE Which reminds me, our newest sponsor is Manscaped – who sell products you can use on bitches to shave up down, or stylin them up….so yourself some quality products…. CLICK HERE
So as you know, Bella Thorne is probably one of the more classier InstaCelebs, or whatever she pretends to be. And if you think I’m serious, you’re on the wrong website. However, she is the most fun and any time she does the “Miley Cyrus Tongue Tease”, I will post it. She has perfected it in a way that I consider an art. And art must be shared. via Gfycat
