Take note, readers: if you are of legal drinking age, you are always free to order Sex on the Beach. But never, no matter how randy you may be feeling, are you permitted to have sex on the beach. Josey “Benny” Caballero and Elissa Alvarez recently found this out the hard way when they were caught having intercourse on Bradenton Beach for 25 minutes straight, with one elderly woman actually catching the carnal carnage on video. Florida Couple Arrested for Having Sex on Beach After they finished, the couple took a dip… took a nap… and then took each other downtown once again! Until someone called the cops, that is. The grandmother’s video is being used by the Bradenton Police Department as evidence against the pair, who face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior. This, sadly, is what happens when Florida Man gets together with Florida Woman . Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Drunk Man Tries to Urinate Out of Cop Car Window Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.
There are some impressive skills on display at the 2014 Commonwealth Games currently underway in Glasgow. But for all the young athletes at the height of their talent, no one has been more awe-inspiring than 88-year-old Queen Elizabeth II, who proved today that she’s not only the Queen of England, she’s also the Queen of the Photobomb. Queen Elizabeth II Photobombs! 1. Queen Elizabeth II Photobomb! Queen Elizabeth II sneaks up some Aussie athletes. That’s why they call the Queen. That’s the Queen getting stealthy on the selfies of two Australian field hockey players. While that’s the shot that went viral, it’s not the only photo from the Games to feature Her Highness making a surprise royal cameo. As far as we can tell, Liz II pretty much spent the day taking in some cricket and milling about with the crowd. Mighty bold, considering we’re pretty sure if someone steals her hat, they takeover the throne. (We slept through European history.) Of course, the Queen’s mass photo-bombing campaign isn’t the first time she’s proved her coolness in recent months. Back in June, Elizabeth II visited the Game of Thrones set , where she eyed the Iron Throne with the steely calm of a woman who knew she could make it hers in a heartbeat. “I’m the baddest queen out. Cersei ain’t got sh-t on me,” the Queen was heard to remark when greeting the show’s cast. Okay, not really, but that’s pretty much the only way she should get any cooler these days.
Hardcore Game of Thrones fans know that George R.R. Martin has drawn inspiration for his beloved A Song of Ice and Fire series from actual historical events such as the War of the Roses and the Hundred Years War. But Martin doesn’t rely only on grand-scale events as fodder for his novels, he also pays tribute to more isolated, less-well-known figures and events of the past. 7 Game of Thrones Events Inspired By History! 1. In 1300, Winter Was Coming… For reasons that continue to baffle scientists and historians to this day, Western Europe enjoyed several years of high temperatures and dry weather toward the end of the 13th Century. This “Medieval Warm Period” concluded around 1300 and when the cold weather came, it brought storms and starvation with it, in an era now known as The Little Ice Age. Fortunately, the Starks were well prepared. While large portions of Westerosi lore may be based upon British medieval history, It’s Martin’s ability to draw from different eras and varying parts of the world to select the most fascinating (and horrifying) tidbits that have helped make GoT such a consistently engrossing smash hit. Some have even gone so far as to suggest that if we pay close enough attention to the history-based clues Martin’s sprinkled throughout his epic-length tale, we might be able to figure out which character will eventually triumph in the the battle for the Iron Throne: Hint: it’s not Theon Greyjoy…Sorry, Reek. Warning: possible spoilers lie ahead, so if you’re not caught up on the show and/or don’t want to be exposed to speculation on how the series might end, we suggest you stop reading here and refrain from checking out the gallery above. (Even though you know you want to!) First, a little background on medieval British politics to bring you up to speed. (Don’t worry we’ll get to the blood and boobs stuff soon enough.) The War of the Roses refers to a series of battles fought for control of the British crown in the 15th Century. The principal claimants to the throne were the houses of York and Lancaster (Sound familiar?) and combat raged on and off for almost 32 years (about how long it takes to read a George R.R. Martin book). Martin has stated in interviews that his research on the War of the Roses has profoundly influenced the ASOIAF series and allusions to that bloody period in history make countless appearances in both the books and the television series they inspired. While the connection may not be as readily apparent as some of the more obvious parallels, some observant GoT fans have noticed a lot of similarities between Daenerys Targaryen and War of the Roses victor Henry VII. Like the Khaleesi, Henry lived much of his life in exile on the far side the English Channel (a sort of “narrow sea,” if you will), where he used his charisma and claims of being the rightful heir to the throne to help him raise a foreign army, crush his opposition, and declare himself king. Granted Henry wasn’t quite so badass as to ride a dragon into battle, but he did have a fire-breathing beast on his coat of arms: Some have suggested that all those similarities are Martin’s way of hinting that Daenerys will emerge victorious when she eventually swoops into Westeros on the winged back of one of her “children.” Others have astutely pointed out that there are few things GRRM enjoys more than shocking his audience, and it seems unlikely that he would foreshadow an ending so clearly, so early on in the tale. Either way, since Martin hasn’t even started writing the final book in the series, guesses like that may be the closest we’ll get to a satisfactory ending this decade. So check out the gallery above for other similarities between the events in Westeros and actual European history, and see if you can spot more possible clues about what’s in store. Then watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic to forget about the real world for a while and enjoy some good old-fashioned medieval sexy-time. Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth.
Let’s be perfectly honest with ourselves. Hip-Hop culture has allowed all colors, sects, creeds, origins and dialects to have a comfortable home underneath the culture’s umbrella, yet there are only a particular crop of MCs who generally lay candidacy for the throne… Continue
Watch their throne! Beyonce and Jay Z’s love (and careers) are officially on top. The dynamic duo hold the number one spot on Billboard’s 2014 Power 100 list. Are you shocked? Probably not. The reigning king and queen of music accomplished a whole lot this year. Beyonce changed the game with an epic surprise album , while her hubby Jay Z lead in award nods for this Sunday’s Grammys. No biggie, right? The powerful pair beat out heavyweights like Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell for their new Billboard title, but we think they are move than deserving of the honor. Do you? Who do you think is worthy of bumping Bey and Jay off the top spot? Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber perhaps? Let us know in the comments!
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a girl ! Yet despite this exciting news, the rapper was in no mood to celebrate during a concert in London last night, taking a break between songs to go off on business people… the Grammys… and Justin Timberlake. “I got love for Hov,” Kanye said of his good pal Jay-Z. “But I ain’t f-cking with that ‘Suit & Tie.'” Jay-Z and Timberlake are headed on tour this summer, of course. We wonder if this will affect West’s friendship with his Throne co-sitter. Watch/listen to Kanye’s latest rant now: Kanye West Disses Justin Timberlake