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Kristin Cavallari Sexy Meter Maid

It’s pretty clear to me that Kristin Cavallari is trying to get my attention, stop denying our love princess. Here she is in her sexy little dress sensually feeding the meter like a good responsible driver. She obviously knows about my fetish for pictures of hot chicks feeding parking meters, it’s a known thing, we have an annual meeting. Why else would anyone touch one of those nasty things? Anyhow, she’s doing this just to torment me…. And I like. Who gets the last laugh this time?

Scarlett Fay Pornstar Bikini Pictures

For those of you like me who haven’t got a clue who the hell this Scarlett Fay chick is, she’s the pornstar who played Lindsay Lohan in some Hustler videos a little while back. Here she is on the beach with her fake SCRAM bracelet and smokes tucked into her bikini bottoms trying to get a little more attention. Not surprisingly she looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay, but she’s a pornstar in a bikini so that’s good enough.

Lindsay Lohan Does A Body Good

I’m not sure what these pictures are all about, I’ve never really understood fashion photography, but they feature Lindsay Lohan gyrating on the floor in a sexy little outfit so I’m keeping them. Really, how often are we going to get to see her moving around on the floor like a stripper? I know, give it time and we’ll see it when she’s an actual stripper, but I can’t wait that long. Anyhow, these are for something called a 6126 Lookbook Fall 2010 . Anyone? Just a heads up guys, if you know what the hell that is you might want to think about how you’re going to come out to your family and friends. Just a thought.

Lindsay Lohan In Her Underwear For Maxim

Now that Lindsay Lohan has been released from what must have been thirteen long hard days of pure hell in jail, I thought some pictures of the troubled starlet in her lingerie would be a good idea. How is this chick going to learn her lesson in thirteen days? I’ve had rashes that lasted longer than that. Anyhow, jail or no jail the chick still looks good in her undies. I can’t wait to see her new prison tats, I bet one’s a teardrop.

Kristin Cavallari Looks Better In Her Undies

I guess that Kristin Cavallari might be doing alright after then end of The Hills after all. I thought she’d be working at some sleazy strip club by now, actually I hoped she’d be working at a sleazy strip club so I could go order lap dances and make her feel uneasy with my creepy eyes and strange odor, but it looks like that dream is going to have to wait because here she is doing some modeling for something. Most of the pictures are pretty lame, but there are a few shots of her in her undies so it’s a start. See you soon.

Alyssa Milano Reminds Me Of Better Days

Now that Alyssa Milano’s new sitcom is killing it with the ratings and the critics alike, she’s everywhere. I know, what new sitcom? I think it lasted almost a full episode. Anyhow, it doesn’t really matter that she hasn’t worked in ages, I’m just glad that she still gets invited to silly award shows so that I can stare at her and reminisce about her Who’s The Boss days. I will always love you Samantha…. Always.

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Exposed

In case any of you were wondering how Lindsay Lohan’s boobs were coping with being associated with this whole I’m drunk and I don’t care who knows it attitude…. They’re doing just fine. Here they are looking clean and sober on the cover of GQ Germany. I know, what the hell do the Germans know about Lindsay Lohan’s boobies?…… Apparently enough to get them into a position I like…. Exposed.

Joanna Krupa’s Hotness Overwhelms

The other day I thought that the pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in her sexy ship captain’s outfit were hot, nautical themes turn me on, but this crap is ten times better. Here she is at some sort of Poland’s Next Top Model event giving us a good look at two amazing reasons why. I don’t know about you, but I could die a happy man if I just got to touch one of those things with my face. It doesn’t even have to be in a sexual way, someone could push me from behind and as I fall I bump into one of them. I’ll seriously take what I can get.

Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Workout Body

It looks like Lindsay Lohan has decided to do a little working out these days, or at least wear sexy workouts clothing while getting coffee, either way I like the effort she’s putting in to show off the goods. Maybe she’s trying to bulk up a little before she heads to the big house, not a bad idea considering the yard can be a dangerous place for a hottie like Lindsay. Although, I think learning how to smuggle in contraband items such as cigarettes or cell phones in your rectum might be a more useful trick to have up your sleeve. Only time will tell. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Lindsay Lohan Attempts Some Decent Cleavage

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing her best to stay on my radar by attempting to drop some decent cleavage for me. She was doing a pretty good job of it until her annoying hair decided to ruin it for the rest of us. Stupid hair. You’re supposed to highlight the boobs with some pigtails or something, not block it out completely. Get it together, It’s the boobs turn to get some attention. Poor things.