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Christina Aguilera’s Booty Is Sick!

I knew this moment was going to come sooner or later, Christina Aguilera has been packing on the pounds for months and months now, I’ve been dreading it and trying to prepare myself for it… But nothing could have prepared me for this. Here she is with her massive posterior stretching out an unfortunate pair of pants while out with the kid over the weekend. I think I just burped up a little of last night’s dinner. This is just not good for anyone. She’s got an ass like a football player. Yikes.

CoCo Drops Some Massive Tanned Cleavage

Do I really have to write anything about these pictures of CoCo ? I think everyone knows exactly why I put her up on the site, she’s got a few qualities that I really enjoy in a woman. Here she bending and twisting and contorting her massive curves into various sexy positions on the red carpet. As usual, giant tanned cleavage was at the top of my Christmas list this year. I bet she’d look great serving massive beers in some lederhosen.

XXX-Large-Tina Shows Off The Caboose

It would seem that all my once favorite popstars have been getting all fat and gross lately, mostly because they’re pregnant and that’s how it works, but what’s Christina Aguilera’s excuse. Here she is showing off her extra large booty on the red carpet last night. I wouldn’t even call this a booty anymore, this is an extra large ass. Sick. There’s ‘Bootylicious’ and then there’s ‘BootydisgustingIpukedinmymouthalittle’… I’d categorize this under the latter. Not good. Don’t even get me started on her rotten face. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

Hilary Duff’s Sexy Pregnant Pilates

I’ve been a little sad lately that Hilary Duff’s pregnancy has finally started show, even though I knew it was only a matter of time before it did, but I’ve been posting shots of this hottie through good times and bad so I’m not going to stop now. That’s how dedicated I am to her. Here she is looking as sexy as ever after a sexy pilates work out yesterday. Alright, I’m not sure watching a pregnant chick roll around on the floor is all that sexy, but I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Olivia Wilde Drops Some Gorgeous Cleavage

Olivia Wilde and I have had our ups and downs over the years, she’s got a bit of the two-face, which means that sometimes she’s absolutely gorgeous and others… Not so much. Luckily these shots are just perfect, she looks amazing. I would have sat through more than seven minutes of that new Tron garbage if I knew this Olivia was going to show up. Keep up the good work.

Olivia Munn Covers Up

I’m not sure if I’m feeling these pictures of Olivia Munn , I mean she’s dressed up in her fancy evening gown and all, but I’m not seeing any of the good parts. The only skin she’s showing are her hands and her face. Not exactly her best assets. She looks like she’s basically wearing a high-end designer Snuggie . I guess I can kind of see a hint of boobage under there, but not enough to get things going. #bonerdisapointment

Lindsay Lohan’s Big Polka Dot Breasts

Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday to find out wether or not she’s going back to jail to see all her inmate girlfriends, I bet the lady inmates were licking their chops in anticipation. I don’t know what the judge finally ruled, I can’t keep track of every one of her sentencing so I’m not even going to bother to try, but I do pay attention to her large breasts and what they happen to be wearing that day so here we go. Lindsay decided to cover the girls up with a conservative polka dot ensemble and it looks to me like she didn’t where a bra. FInally a wise decision.

Amber Heard’s Curves Are Intoxicating

I’m not sure if I’ve actually seen this Amber Heard hottie act or anything, I think I watched about thirty seconds of that Playboy Club garbage, but I’ve always found her pretty damn sexy so I though I should post some shots of her anyway. Here she is at the Rum Diary the other night showing off her very “talented” figure on the red carpet. Hot stuff. Wait, she’s in a Johnny Depp movie AND on HollywoodTuna?…. Good for her.

CoCo’s Booty Doesn’t Disappoint

CoCo is no stranger to revealing clothing, she wears some of the tiniest outfits in her everyday life, so I was really looking forward to seeing her in this year’s Halloween costume. I’ve got to say, I’m not disappointed. Obviously I have no idea what the hell she’s supposed to be, some sort of bear with a devil tale? Who knows, but she’s not wearing any pants and she’s squeezed her huge breasts together perfectly so I don’t really care. Love that booty.

Caprice Bourret’s Sexy Cheerleader Party

I don’t really remember who this Caprice Bourret chick is, I think she’s one of those busty british nobodies, but she turned forty last night and instead of spending it crying into her gigantic glass of wine while wearing a wedding dress she’s never had the chance to wear, she threw herself a trashy halloween birthday party. Smart move. Here she is dressed as a sexy Dallas Cowboys cheerleader as she makes her way in. I like it. Obviously she’s way too old to be an actual Dallas Comboys cheerleader, but I’d still hit it.