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South Park Ready to Ridicule Tiger Woods

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tiger Woods may be piecing his family life back together, but the troubled golfer still has a long way to go – and is the easiest of targets – in the court of public opinion. A new season of South Park premieres on Wednesday and the episode is all about Tiger. One can only imagine the kind of South Park quotes this is going to produce. “It is such an important issue in America right now – the sex addiction outbreak,” co-creator Matt Stone joked, referring to Woods’ dalliances with tons of waitresses. “We’re all really concerned about him.” Flanked by Cartman, Tiger Woods expresses regret . Like Family Guy , South Park is nothing if not an equal-opportunity, topical offender. Episodes have mocked Tom Cruise, Scientology, Michael Jackson’s death and much more. At the very least, Stone and co-creator Trey Parker can point to Family Guy ‘s recent controversy over Sarah Palin’s Down Syndrome baby, or its minutes-long HIV chorus line. Anything regarding the Tiger Woods scandal will seem tame by comparison.

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Tiger and Elin Woods: A Portrait of Happiness

Posted on March 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin have been doing everything they can to work out their issues, even after he so blatantly lost his way in recent years. By lost his way, we mean he lost his pants. In the presence of pretty much any cocktail waitress that caught his eye. All while married with two little children. While a dozen Tiger Woods mistresses coming out of the woodwork is difficult to forgive and impossible to forget, their family life is getting back to normal. Earlier this month, Elin moved back in to begin the process of rebuilding their marriage and Tiger’s image. Now they’ve made it a whole week under one roof! Sources close to the family say Tiger’s been staying with Elin at their Isleworth estate for the past eight nights, and in that time, they’ve been spotted kissing ! Tiger and Elin in happier times … such times may yet return . Elin Woods has also been seen around town with a rejuvenated demeanor , according to witnesses, having renewed her commitment to Tiger and their family. As for Tiger’s golf return, he was practicing like a madman before the weather turned sour, but on the plus side, that means more time indoors with the fam. Woods has hired Ari Fleischer , former White House Press Secretary and current sports PR guru, to prep him for his inevitable (and some say imminent) return. Some have pegged his return for the private Tavistock Cup right at home in Orlando March 22, although the word on the street is Elin isn’t expected to attend. What do you think of Elin’s decision to stay with Tiger?

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Tiger Woods — One Big Happy Family

Posted on March 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: TMZ Sports , Tiger Woods Tiger Woods’ family life is getting back to normal — TMZ has learned the golfer has made it a whole week living under the same roof as his wife Elin Noredgren and their two kids. Sources close to the family tell us Tiger’s been staying with the … Permalink

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Did Elin Golf-Club Tiger? Newly Released Report Rehashes "Domestic Violence" Claims

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The Florida Highway Patrol is so 2009. While everyone else is buzzing about whether Tiger Woods is ready to return to the fairway, the Sunshine State’s finest are reliving the salad days of…

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Wood’s Ambulance – Domestic Violence Assumed

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Tiger Woods The ambulance crew that took Tiger Woods to the hospital after his November car crash thought they were dealing with a domestic violence incident, this according to new documents released by the Florida Highway Patrol. According to the docs, Tiger’s … Permalink

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Tiger Woods — Major Clue in Golf Comeback

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: TMZ Sports , Tiger Woods Tiger Woods has still not announced when he’s returning to golf — but TMZ has learned one upcoming tournament is beginning to make several mysterious arrangements … arrangements that have Tiger’s tracks all over them. It’s all connected to the … Permalink

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Tiger Woods Hires Ari Fleischer as PR Guru; Likely to Return to Golf This Month

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tiger Woods has summoned Ari Fleischer, former adviser and White House Press Secretary under George W. Bush, to be his PR man as he plots his return strategy. According to the New York Post, Woods is planning to compete at the Arnold Palmer Invitational March 25 in Orlando, and Fleischer is on board with the planning. “They were in his living room this week going over strategy in two weeks,” a source said, noting that “I would be shocked if he didn’t play the Arnold Palmer.” Palmer himself reportedly has told confidants that Tiger Woods is definitely playing. Quietly, the people running the tournament are preparing for a media crush. As for Ari Fleischer’s role? How involved the former Bush aide will be remains to be seen, but appears he is a big part of the healing process that began with Woods’ apology speech February 19. Can Ari Fleischer rebuild the Tiger Woods brand? Knowing he eventually has to stand before people publicly and take questions, which he didn’t then, is why Woods sought out the advice of the renowned spin doctor. After resigning his White House post, he formed Ari Fleischer Sports Communications, focusing on crisis response and control, in partnership with IMG Sports agency. Woods is repped by IMG (and has been counseled by Obama and Clinton ). Before his admission to using steroids, disgraced baseball star Mark McGwire was advised by Fleischer. He also advised the Green Bay Packers following their messy divorce with Brett Favre, and the NCAA on how to repair the image of college football’s BCS. Good luck with that one. On one hand, Fleischer has his work cut out after everything Tiger did to sabotage his own image. On the other hand, Tiger’s already back together with Elin Woods , and it’s not like his current handlers could possibly have done a worse job.

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Report: Tiger Woods Hires Dubya’s Spin Man

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Tiger Woods Tiger Woods is reaching into George W. Bush’s cabinet for help with his comeback — the golfer has reportedly hired Dubya’s former press secretary Ari Fleischer to help plan his return to golf. According to the New York Post, Woods has been using … Permalink

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Tiger’s Mistresses — Who’s the Fairest of ‘Em All?

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Tiger Woods Three of Tiger Woods’ mistresses went chest-to-chest on Howard Stern today — and for one, it was the happiest moment of her life.Jamie Jungers wept after beating out Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie in the Mistress Beauty Pageant — thanking God … … Permalink

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Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant!

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Radio magnate Howard Stern held his long-awaited beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’ mistresses Wednesday, with Jaime Jungers taking home the dubious honors. To the victor goes a $75,000 cash prize. And that to the hush money he likely paid to keep her from blabbing to the press or Elin Woods, and she did pretty well! Jamie Jungers ‘ win came after she answered most of the leering questions the radio legend threw her way, including those about Woods’ anatomical endowments. She’s a classy chick, no doubt. Also competing in the contest, which is simultaneously sad, absurd and hilarious, were Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubbs, who pocketed $15,000 as runners-up. Jamie Jungers takes home the prestigious honor. It was no surprise to see Grubbs taking part in the pageant , given that she shamelessly sold Tiger Woods’ voicemail and has given umpteen interviews about him. Loredana Jolie? No surprise there either. We would have loved to see a higher turnout, though. What else do you have going on, Cori Rist? Or you, Theresa Rogers? Rachel Uchitel was barred from competing , due to her settlement with Tiger, which might have altered the results. Did the right woman win? Vote in our poll below! Did Jamie deserve to win this prestigious honor, or should it have gone to another cocktail waitress? Which Tiger Woods mistress is the hottest?

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