Tag Archives: time-before

Mischa Barton is Drunk or High of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton is looking like a fucking mess. She’s either drunk, medicated or both and she looks like fucking shit, unless of course you find Boy George hot, cuz that’s what she fucking looks like…. Either way she’s with some Euro lookin’ dude who must be gay cuz he looks way too fucking excited to be dancing with Mischa Barton…he’s the kind of guy who goes nuts over anyone he has seen on TV on any level…from seeing the local news anchor in Starbucks to meeting the host of an appliance warehouse sale commercial when buying a dryer to the getting off on a dude he original saw in a mug shot for some gay brothel bust…because glitz and glam is something he likes to attach himself to….even if the glitz and glam smells and looks like death…especially when paparazzi are there to make him feel important… Pics via Fame

Read more:
Mischa Barton is Drunk or High of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Paulina Rubio Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a time before Paulina Rubio was a old, tired, washed out 40 year old and expecting her first set of twins like she was Celine Dion and unable to have kids without fertility medication because her 20s and 30s were spent trying to be as famous a pussy as her Mexican heritage allowed her to be….but that time is not today…unless you are into pregnant chicks which clearly some of you are cuz there are pornos designed for that….pornos that involve much more spread eagled pussy than these pics…but I’m posting them anyway.. Pics via Bauer

Link:
Paulina Rubio Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , ,

Live Like a Real Housewife (Without the Bankruptcy Filing) for $3.99 Million!

Posted on June 10, 2010 by | Leave a comment

My, how the mighty have fallen. It was only a matter of time before The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s head guidette, Teresa Giudice, and occasionally intolerant hubby Joe were…

Read the original post:
Live Like a Real Housewife (Without the Bankruptcy Filing) for $3.99 Million!

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, TV

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

Sophie Monk Gets Her Jobless Hair Did

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew it was just a matter of time before I had pictures of jobless hottie Sophie Monk actually doing something, unfortunately I thought it would be something work related not just her getting her roots lightened. Who pays for this crap? The best part is that she doesn’t look too pleased to be photographed in this kind of situation. She looks like a really sexy deer caught in the headlights.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , ,

Dennis Quaid Sues Over Twins’ Near-Fatal Overdose

Posted on May 24, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Well, it was only a matter of time before the other Quaid started making headlines, too. Sadly, Dennis Quaid’s legal raison d’être is exponentially more serious than brother…

Continued here:
Dennis Quaid Sues Over Twins’ Near-Fatal Overdose

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, TV

Tagged , , , , , , ,

Sean Penn Skips Cannes for Charity—and Ladies!

Posted on May 18, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Sean Penn certainly knows how to work hard and play hard. The temperamental Oscar winner had a ball in Miami over the weekend, getting in some pleasure time before heading back to…

Read the original post:
Sean Penn Skips Cannes for Charity—and Ladies!

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, TV

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Sandra Bullock Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Man…on Camera

Posted on April 6, 2010 by | Leave a comment

It’s usually only a matter of time before a celebrity sex scandal turns into a celebrity sex tape scandal. Sadly, Sandra Bullock’s time has come. Although in that regard, her…

Read the original here:
Sandra Bullock Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Man…on Camera

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, TV

Tagged , , , , , , ,

Five Women Ten Vaginas

Posted on February 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It was only a matter of time before Tyra had a show about women with multiple vaginas.

Read the original post:
Five Women Ten Vaginas

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Gossip

Tagged , , , , , ,

Mischa Barton Finally Gets Her Ass A Job

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton has been doing pretty much nothing since that OC show she used to be on went off the air, so it’s nice to see that she and her boney ass have gotten a paying job. Finally!! I know what you’re thinking, she’s a hooker now

See the article here:
Mischa Barton Finally Gets Her Ass A Job

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Ashley Greene And Her Little Rat

Posted on January 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Ashley Greene is beginning to get a little more of the spotlight, it was only a matter of time before she’d become just another celebrity with a stupid little dog. If your dog fits in your purse, send it back, it’s a rat in a dog suit.

Visit link:
Ashley Greene And Her Little Rat

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,