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Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day

So GQ had a men of the year award show what I assume was a couple of days ago, so I guess it was only logical to invite model to their arbitrary, bullshit, award show that I assume is strictly based on awarding people who either help their brand or marketing, or people who lure the models to attend their Gala, so that they can maximize the cost of the event…makes sense… Because we all know I am the man of the year, in terms of failed relationships, failed in business, failed in life, but really good at self destructing with affordable alcohol and unprotected sex with girls who aren’t my wife…and who probably have aids, even though I don’t…. Exciting…but not really… She’s waring a see through dress…but not really.. It’s all lies..LIES…everyone does this shit for attention…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Jourdan Dunn was also at the GQ Men of the Year event…she showed side tit… TO SEE THE REST OF JOURDAN DUNN CLICK HERE A video posted by Jourdan Dunn (@officialjdunn) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:21pm PDT The post Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Sep 9, 2015 at 3:26am PDT Miley Cyrus..is probably the most interesting thing in entertainment…because she’s not Taylor Swift.. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing that matters or just noise…or does she even exist in this world where everyone is self involved weirdos looking at their social media and snapchat and instagram all day… But as long as she’s eating cake off her friends face… The post Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum Gets Spanked on Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum is quirky, silly, fun, and 40 with 100 kids with Seal and other men, because she’s just that kind of sex addict, who doesn’t use protection because her fetish is probably cream pie, but I can assume, based on the 100 kids with Seal.. I can also assume that Seal, the big Lupus scar ridden African beast with the voice of an Angel, like some kind of Disney movie, was also a fetish, because there is no way that motherfucker didn’t destroy her pussy…. I guess it’s all part of being German…and for anyone who’s been to any german sex clubs…you’ll know the pragmatic, rule following people, kind of lose their shit…literally…all over each other…when the sun goes down…it’s the basis of that German scat porn…and possibly Nazi Germany, but no one likes talking about that…so SHHHHHHHHHH Here she is getting a facial…. Here she is promoting her underwear…. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Aug 18, 2015 at 6:57am PDT The post Heidi Klum Gets Spanked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Father is Karl not Caitlin of the Day

I forget why I am posting this Kyle Jenner picture… Oh right, because she’s an attention seeker, obviously, it’s all she knows, but more imporatantly, she’s got herself a new father, who I assume is Karl Lagerfeld, who may be gay and have a Pony Tail, but he’s a talented designer and photographer, and not some hormonally imbalanced ex performance enhancement taking…ego track star trying to retain some level of glory named Caitlin… I am going to assume this joke, is more bitter dis to her shitty family, we know she knows is shit…rather than it being her lost, confused and unsure of what life will be like without a father figure, but that can’t be right, she’s never had a father…that’s why she does all that she does…I mean, that and her mom makes her because #money…. HEre’s her tits for some bullshit #RP #ElleCanadaKylie A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 3, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT The post Kylie Jenner’s Father is Karl not Caitlin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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AnnaSophia Robb Over the Shoulder Butt Shot of the Day

This isn’t an official AnnaSophia Robb over the shoulder butt shot, because she had a friend taking the pic, that’s cheating but it has the same effect, where that I can see how round her little acting ass is, but I already knew what her little acting ass looked like, thanks to playing a one armed surfer in some religious after school special that apparently had a theatrical run, but was pretty fucking low budget, but nothing wrong with low budget when Jack Nicholson’s daughter and this one, play bikini wearing surf sluts in bikinis… What this doesn’t explain is why her name is so fucking stupid…but what is in a name when looking at an ass in a bikini.. That said, to demonstrate how I feel about surf sluts -> Here’s Anastasia Ashley… A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Aug 27, 2015 at 9:11pm PDT The post AnnaSophia Robb Over the Shoulder Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Compton Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

If you’re a fan of smoking hot bikini models, I have a feeling you’re going to love today’s InstaBabe — and if you aren’t, well, I’m not really sure what you’re doing reading this site. Either way, I want to introduce you to  Kate Compton , who’s got hands-down one of the hottest Instagrams I’ve ever come across. But don’t just take my word for it, check it out for yourself below, and enjoy. A video posted by Kate Compton (@thekatecompton) on Aug 8, 2015 at 9:18pm PDT » view all 17 photos

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Tila Tequila Is The Original Social Media Queen

I haven’t done a post on  Tila Tequila in years. To be honest, I kind of forgot all about her. But turns out, one of the original hot nobodies is still working hard as a professional Instagram model these days. And also, apparently as  a phone sex operator , which I’m guessing is the usual career path for most social media “stars” today. Anyway, I’d test her services out myself for “research,” but my mom’s a real stickler when it comes to checking the phone bill. So my girlfriend literally just now challenged me to make a twerkin video cuz she says I have a nice ass. So I thought “fuck it.” I can kill this shit. So this is me literally just turned on the radio right now in my draws to start twerkin. Lmao! #KilledIt #MomsCanBeSexyToo #MILFStatus #HTownBooty #TwerkVideo A video posted by Tila Tequila Official IG (@babymamatila) on Jul 29, 2015 at 6:03pm PDT » view all 13 photos

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Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Aug 1, 2015 at 12:30pm PDT So the gossip magazines want you to know that the Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid rich kids from LA who pretend they are models because rich kids get what they want and are never told no…even if they are just playing make-belief…are each dating a Jonas Brother.. Kendall with Jonas Brother 1 and Gigi with Jonas Brother 2… I have a friend who was in Vegas this weekend and she says both Jonas brother 1 and Jonas Brother 2, or maybe it was Jonas Brother 1, but it could have been Jonas Brother 2, were surrounded by a bunch of girls, because they are young enough, rich enough, famous enough, and not virgin enough, to use their fame to slutty tweens, who are now probably 25, for vaginal sex… Now I don’t care who Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are pretending to date for the sake of the media, or if Jonas 1 or Jonas 2 are dating them, or loyal to them, or cheating on them…and I really hope you don’t care either…because if you do..you’re weirder than me. (for all you haters, my boots are faux ????) The post Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Looks Like Olivia Munn Can Kick Some Serious A$$

A video posted by Olivia Munn (@oliviamunn) on Aug 1, 2015 at 11:15am PDT I think we’ve just found Ronda Rousey ‘s next match! Continue reading