I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid… She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money. There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be… But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury… It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram Life…. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:27pm PDT The post Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid… She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money. There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be… But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury… It reminds me of this video I put on my shitty instagram Life…. A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 18, 2016 at 6:27pm PDT The post Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton has been working out a lot, she even posts this shit on her instagram, to let the people know that despite how thick her upper thighs are, and how round, doughy, weird shaped her fat curves are, she’s not as fat as she could be…. She was way more interesting at 18, when all the fat she had was in her tits…and nothing else about her distracted from that… Now there’s weird ass, weird chin, weird hips, weird tits getting in the way of her only redeeming quality.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE To see her tits Lift Weights… #Repost @benbrunotraining ??? Kate Upton (@kateupton) crushes “1.5 rep” trap bar deadlifts with great technique. Strong! She makes it look easy, but trust me, these are brutal. Great for the legs and butt ???????? A video posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Aug 10, 2016 at 2:30pm PDT The post Kate Upton Pregnant Dog Walker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it’s safe to say that old lady Britney Spears, who is still controlled by her parents because you don’t throw away money like that, especially when you can play the whole “parent who cares”….and in being controlled by her parents she hasn’t gone off and killed herself, but rather got fit and still earns money, does shows, and apparently goes hiking and has fun….allowing us to watch her tits and ass, even though we don’t normally like old ladies, she’s Britney and was the original woman to be K-Fed-ed – so I hold a place for her in my heart…she brings hope and dreams and not just from her “I’m not that innocent” video you’ve jerked off to…because she wasn’t that innocent…which is fun to watch in contrast to what she’s become…a middle aged mom, you’d still fuck….who miraculously has done all this not being able to know how to sing.. A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 13, 2016 at 7:37pm PDT The post Staring at Britney’s Ass and Tits as She Hikes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Playboy released this video of some ALI MICHAEL photoshoot I already posted – by Jason Lee Perry…. She is some “hipster” model who is actually a model, with an actual agency,…I think…I mean you can never be too sure who is a legit scouted model since all models are scouted off social media now – and they are all interchangeable, one in the same, willing to get naked….because Ali Michael has been naked…just not for PLAYBOY…because Playboy doesn’t do dudes you perverts, that’s for fashion magazines, Playboy instead does INSTAGRAM level nudes that have emoji’s on the nipples, to keep some mystery or to convince advertisers they arent’ a porn site in some dumb as fuck business model – ever… Either way, here’s her 1970s, typical, played out, but these people keep doing it, California desert shoot….with a beat up truck and bike…so cool bro…fucking dumb bullshit… I am more into watching the instagram model hard at work….modeling…this is modeling…what a joke… the other day in Mykonos with @morgan_lane ???? @jongorriganphotography @terri_capon @imgmodels A video posted by Ali Michael (@ali_michael) on Jul 31, 2016 at 9:11am PDT LOL. The post Ali Michael NOT NUDE for PLAYBOY of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears or a robot that took her words and converted them into song – has released a new song – much to her handlers happiness – this is the shit they created and exploited her for. You know convince her that she likes this – since it’s all she knows – so you feel less bad or guilty about maximizing earnings with her – not that anyone feels bad about maximizing earnings with her – the nice thing about Britney, besides being one hot momma, is that everyone has their hands in her pockets and she doesn’t even notice thanks to the meds… I am a Britney fan, she reminds me of a simpler time.. We'll be back in a few weeks, Vegas ???? Thanks for such a great run! #PieceOfMe A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 14, 2016 at 12:40pm PDT The post Britney Spears New Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The hate I get about calling Margot Robbie – who is clearly a big girl – a big girl – is actually funny to me – partially because people are so fucking pathetic that they think their opinion matters or that they think they are doing this bitch who doesn’t give a fuck about them a service by defending her honor or some shit – saying I’m crazy or that she’s not big – like they’ve been smothered by her during sex – like whoever it was who gave her this insane career – casting her in EVERYTHING…. I am just stating fact, how can fucking argue fact, it’s fucking images in front of our fucking faces and all I see is some kind of Gorilla from her Tarzan movie splashing around in the water in a bikini with some dude she fucks…. She’s the biggest star right now – and she’s big – in a world where big isn’t even considered big anymore so I guess that makes sense. That’s not to say she’s not humble, or cool, or fun, or eager, or someone who pinches herself thinking how amazing this life of hers is.. It’s just to say she’s fucking big, like wrestler big, like body builder if she worked out big….and I am not even saying it’s her fault…yet people will call me a faggot, or into boys, or twinks or whatever – all because I have a keen eye for spotting weirdly shaped women… The post Margot Robbie is a Gorilla on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Mehmet Yavuz ???? (@themehmed) on Jul 14, 2016 at 3:53pm PDT I was sent this video over facebook – that was posted to instagram – and that is really fucking disturbing to me. I take real issue with people who attack innocent people who are out having a good time. People who are unrelated to anything remotely related to whatever inspired someone or a group of people to tear down a street and take out and kill over 60 people….it makes me fucking sick. I just don’t understand how as rational thinking people, we do this to each other, it seems like such a waste of fucking time, you can hate people without going this deep..and if it is for religion, it’s such misinformation – you know since God doesn’t actually exist – it’s even worse… This hate filled world, this violent world is totally a human thing, but I think pacifism is pretty human too. Just fucking mind your own business, stick to yourself, and fucking stop hurting unsuspecting people….just ridiculous…. I am posting this – because I am so fucking disgusted by it… The post Disturbing Footage from Nice France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Do you still somehow doubt that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are back together? The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has updated her Snapchat account to include multiple intimate videos with her off-again, but definitely now on -again boyfriend. After joining Tyga for his concert in Finland on Saturday night, Kylie filmed the pair’s adventures in an airport and then on board an airplane. And oh, what adventures they were. In the first piece of romantic footage, Jenner is lying on top of Tyga for all to see, making it clear in the affiliated caption that she believes the pair make for a perfect couple. “I think we fit,” Kylie wrote. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Jul 10, 2016 at 1:07am PDT Up next, Kylie turns the camera on her 26-year old boyfriend, asking what he’s doing while he’s just kicking back in the lounge with his feet up. It’s VERY exciting stuff that is totally worthy of a social media posting. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Jul 10, 2016 at 1:06am PDT There’s also a video of Kylie showing off her massive diamond ring. In the following Snapchat, she’s using it to shine reflections on the inside of the airplane, which is not at all an obnoxious thing to do: A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Jul 10, 2016 at 1:07am PDT On Friday, meanwhile, the annoying reality star flaunted a giant ring on her left hand in an Instagram photo, prompting multiple followers to wonder whether Kylie and Tyga were married . (Would it really surprise anyone?) Also fueling this same rumor? A day earlier, Jenner captioned a snapshot of herself with Tyga with the simple words “Mr. and Mrs.” However, source later told Us Weekly that the stars are not engaged and Jenner “was just playing.” That silly Kylie! Despite a May break-up and despite Kylie being seen out and about with a rapper named PartyNextDoor, it is clear that Tyga and Jenner are once again having sex and stuff. Tyga has even moved into the teenager’s mansion in Calabasas, California, although it’s unclear if that’s going to be a lasting arrangement. A source close to the situation tells Us Weekly that “it’s up in the air if he is going to live there permanently or is just staying there for now.” View Slideshow: Tyga: 15 Times He Proved He Was a GIANT Dirtbag
By Friday, I am so exhausted by looking at pictures, instagram, photoshoots, publicity stunts, fame seeking – attention seeking – attempts to make the most noise by being the biggest slut, or the biggest exhibitionist without being seen as a slut…because there is money to be mad, and scams to fucking run…. In fact, by Monday, after not looking at the computer for two days, I’m exhausted by all these cunts, who day in and day out, year after year, always seem to exist, always seem to have shit to write about, because all these people still exist…they just take on different froms.. So the new Lohan, is Bella Thorne, because she’s got the redhair and minimal acting talent. Unlike Lohan, she’s a master of social media – who knows the right level of slut to no turn off the brands – while turning on everyone else…it’s a very strategic hustle…and she’s fucking doing it… I still think she looks 40, I want her to be 40 and trolling all of you, because that would require actual talent… While what she’s doing now is just cheesy and easy….and here she is doing it.. Rolex Handjob Stance A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 9, 2016 at 4:14pm PDT The post Bella Thorne Cleavage Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
