I heard that Lucy Hale has herpes, but it may be Nina Dobrev, I get the two confused all the time, two girls I don’t really give a fuck about, I haven’t seen on TV, one a Canadian, the other with cameltoe, but I am sure they both have their fair of cameltoe, rubbing up against their herpes, that I have been told either one, or both have…because that’s the hollywood fucking dream. I wonder how easy reading that ramble was? Probably not easy at all. For the record I write posts to a rhythm in my head, like it is some kind of poetry that I won’t win any literary awards for, because the subject is so crass and vile, even when it’s Lucy Hale…a star of some bullshit show, given more bullshit shows, since Hollywood is some sort of circle jerk….a circle jerk you aren’t invited to. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Steve Zak Photography / Getty The Black Ink Crew Cast Is Fine As Ever The cast of Black Ink Crew: Chicago is known for having nothing but baes. Sure, they may be some dirty dogs in the mix and messy troublemakers here and there, but hey, they’re at least great to look at. Not only that, but they have spent the time between seasons get finer by the moment. The guys are out here hitting the gym and getting brolic, looking more panty melty with every video they post. As for the women? They stay getting fine, keeping their bodies tight, upping their fits and looking like whole meals. So you know what we gotta do: give you the best of their looks in between seasons. We can’t wait for them to come back to our screens, so this will have to hold you over until then.
Source: Handout / Getty Michelle Obama Tapped Questlove To Curate A Soundtrack For Her Book Besides being the drummer for The Roots, a DJ, an author, and appearing on The Tonight Show 5 nights a week, Questlove is a 24/7 music aficionado. It’s hard to believe he has any time on his hands to do anything more than the 100 jobs he already has–but when certain people ask for a favor, you do it…and Michelle Obama is undoubtedly one of those people. Michelle Obama’s smash-hit Becoming is already breaking all sorts of records, and it comes with an equally impressive soundtrack curated by the man himself. The forever First Lady tapped The Roots drummer and musical expert to create a 300-song playlist to accompany her book. “Like a lot of people, I connect many of my memories with the songs and melodies I was listening to at the time,” Obama shared in a statement about the song selection with Billboard . “From the jazz and Stevie Wonder of my childhood, to Prince and Earth, Wind & Fire as I came into my own as an adult, to Beyoncé , Janelle Monáe , and so many others who provided the stirring backbeats of my time in the White House — music has always been a defining part of who I’ve become.” Michelle went on to say that she is “thankful to Questlove for curating these playlists and infusing them with his signature style.” “Life’s a little better when we live it to Questlove’s beat,” Obama said. The whole playlist is titled, The Michelle Obama Musiaqualogy and you can hear it playing at Obama’s book tour events all over the country. If you can’t make it out to see Michelle speak, Musiaqualogy is also available on Spotify. The massive playlist comes in three volumes, organized by era. Volume One runs from 1964-1979. Volume Two covers 1980-1997. Volume Three spans 1997-2018. The first two playlists are meant to be played in order, while, true to its time period, the 1997-2018 playlist is meant to be played on shuffle.
Teen Mom OG serves as a great reminder that baby daddy drama can be forever. Both Bristol and Cheyenne grappled with very different types of baby daddy drama. And Amber, who gave the episode its title, was taking up boxing as therapy to ward off yet another Instagram meltdown . Bristol was grappling with baby daddy Levi Johnson’s refusal to sign off on Tripp’s Dancing With The Stars: Junior contract. “Levi refused to sign this contract,” Bristol claimed. “Saying that he has zero interest in the money that Tripp makes.” Bristol accused: “He’s had this document for two months now.” “All these triggers with my baby daddies…they all come from money,” Bristol lamented. She then confessed: “I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong to have all these terrible relationships.” Sometimes, terrible people date terrible people. Water always finds its level. So why was Bristol’s first baby daddy balking? Levi himself, who was kind of entertaining for a while in 2008 but never deserved to be played by Justin Gaston on HBO’s Game Change , explains. “Don’t play that on me…you sent me a piece of paper with no contract to look at, so I didn’t know what I’m signing,” Levi countered. Levi said: “That’s not how it works.” Bristol, however, thinks that Levi is missing the urgency of the situation. “Tripp’s not being paid until that contract is signed,” Bristol grumbled. In the end, Levi did sign it, and surprised her with cash for half of the plane ticked back to Alaska. Then there was Catelynn and Tyler, who were having some communication issues as they discussed going to couples counseling. “He’s bad at saying what he needs to say in the right way,” Catelynn noted. “He just comes across really sharp,” she explained. “I’m a feeler, so I feel that intense like, holy s–t, someone’s pissed off,” she continued. Catelynn was quick to clarify: “It’s nothing huge or detrimental to our relationship.” Being hypersensitive to the moods of others, especially to tone of voice, is an extremely common symptom of PTSD. One of the issues that they were having was how Nova had refused to leave Catelynn’s side for so long. They were concerned about her separation anxiety when Catelynn left to do a show about adoption. Ultimately, their biggest worry as a couple was about continuing to process old wounds. Having given up their child for adoption when they were just 16 and then remaining together as a couple has really left some emotional scars. They did resolve that they can get through anything, including bringing up these sensitive topics in therapy. Amber Portwood spent some time letting off some steam with some boxing. She has taken up the sport as therapy for her bipolar depression and her anger issues. After Amber’s latest tirade in which she threatened violence and used slurs, it’s a relief to see that she has an outlet. “I got a four month old baby!” Amber shouted after So this would have been filmed in, what, early-ish September? Amber had confessed to partner Andrew Glennon that she was not an athletic child. She then went on to hold her own while boxing. Afterward, she was very emotional as she spoke to Andrew. “Meeting you, and the people that you surround yourself with, uplifts me to know that I can do more in life,” she confessed through tears. That is very sweet. Though her recent social media tirade shows that she still has a lot of ground to cover. Cheyenne Floyd was having baby daddy drama, just like Bristol. Unlike Bristol, her drama also involved her current beau. These problems with boyfriend Zach came up when baby daddy Cory Wharton wanted her to bring their daughter Ryder to visit him. “I feel like Cory is more of a priority than me,” Zach accused. “I just feel like the way you treat him versus you treat me,” Zach said. “It’s not the same. There’s no comparison.” In Zach’s eyes: “It’s almost like you’re more so in a relationship with him.” “If I had a baby’s mother and she asked me to go out there and spend time, you would not be OK with that,” he suggested. If you’ve ever whispered break up with him at a television screen, you know how rare it is for people to listen. Cheyenne, however, did just that. She did not have time to poultice his bruised ego. She’s a mom. “Right now, that’s my focus,” Cheyenne explained. “Ensuring that I have a good coparenting relationship with Cory.” She explained that it’s important “that Ryder has a good relationship with her dad and his family.” “So,” she concluded. “If my relationships, if my friendships … if my personal relationships suffer because of it, I will take that right now.” Cheyenne and Zach are broken up, at least for now. View Slideshow: Bristol Palin: Teens Moms Should Be Punished For Getting Pregnant!
Fans always love when Matt Roloff shares family photos . Unfortunately, some recent pics had fans and parent-shamers alike worried that they were endangering baby Jackson. Now, Matt is setting the record straight. Matt Roloff posted a slew of photos, which we have included below, of his family’s vacation to Maui. Unfortunately, after a photo showed Jackson standing in a dry canoe without a lifejacket, some fans were overwhelmed with worry. They peppered Matt’s comments with questions about Jackson’s safety. “Hey everyone that sent me messages of concern…” Matt begins his message on Instagram. “Of course Jackson wore a life jacket while out on the water,” he writes. Matt then asks: “Do you think we’re crazy??” He posted this message along with a very reassuring image. Matt’s other photos were more overtly positive. He was thrilled to get the chance to have some one-on-one time (and two-on-one time) with his grandson. “When you get the call to spend the day with your grandson over in Maui while Zach and Tori explore the road to Hana,” Matt writes. “You don’t say no.” Matt continues, saying: “Anything to spend some time with this little fella and @carynchandler1.” His girlfriend, Caryn, was along for the trip. “Sunshine warms the heart and soul,” Matt claimed in another post. Matt also shared that he pushed himself to do difficult things just to be with his grandbaby. “Sometimes ya just have to force yourself to walk on the sand,” Matt writes. He followed that message with a smiling emoticon. That’s right, even in the age of emojis, some haven’t forgotten emoticons. “Keeping up with the little farmer is my new passion and motivation!” Matt exclaims. He and his family enjoyed their time on land and in the water. “Sailing the high seas off the coast of Maui,” Matt captions a photo of the lot of them on a canoe. Jackson looks so cute! We can understand that people are concerned about the safety of children. Sometimes, even the kindest parents are totally clueless about safety for children. But the Roloffs are kind and also experienced. Anyone familiar with the Roloff family should realize that they’re not going to make simple safety mistakes with Jackson or with Ember Jean. They love their grandbabies, folks. They’re not going to risk Jackson’s life. Some would consider the Roloff family’s trip to Maui a waste because they’re missing the autumn weather in Oregon. But Matt, at least, seems to enjoy warmer temperatures. He and Caryn enjoy spending time in Arizona so much that they bought a house there. And just everybody enjoys a trip to the beach, right? Matt was clearly having a good time, even though he had to put in a lot of extra effort to maneuver over the sand. But he did it, for Jackson’s sake, and the results were some wonderful experiences and memories. Jackson is old enough to be forming lifelong memories, folks, and a visit to Mauii is sure to make an indelible impression upon the little cutie. View Slideshow: Audrey and Jeremy Roloff: Why They REALLY Quit Little People, Big World
Sunday’s episode of The Walking Dead continued to fill in the blanks about what happened during the time jump. We started things off with Carol and Henry finding Daryl in the woods living rough. Not one to show up without an ulterior motive, Carol said that she needed Daryl to coach Henry into becoming a solid fighter and a stand up young man. Daryl was against this because he was happy staying alone with his trusty four-legged companion. Oh yes, Daryl got himself a dog, and it’s smarter than you would think. In any case, Carol put her manipulation head on, and got the dog trapped, fully knowing that Henry would help free the companion. It went to plan and allowed Daryl to see that there was a lot to like about Henry. Daryl subsequently opened up about why he was out there in the open without any human interaction. He was skeptical that Rick was actually dead because there was no body. He made a great point, and it proved that even though he and Rick had their differences before the big event, Daryl was still going to be there for his friend. Elsewhere, Jesus and Aaron were on what appeared to be a date when they noticed a flare lighting up the sky in the distance. It was Rosita, and she claimed that Eugene was locked up in a barn after they heard walkers whispering. Rosita was adamant that they needed to get their ally back. However, Jesus and Aaron were all about getting Rosita to safety because their friend was safe in a barn and she was a bit worse for wear. Back at the Hilltop, we learned that Maggie took off with Georgie with the aim of building a new community, and Jesus was left in charge. Jesus was struggling to get acclimated with leading the people, and it was starting to rub Tara the wrong way. Without guidance, the place would fall apart. Jesus resolved that he needed to switch things up if he wanted to prove that he was the right candidate for the job. Meanwhile, Michonne, Siddiq, and D.J. traveled with Magna, Yumiko, Kelly, Connie, and Luke towards the Hilltop. Despite the newbies claiming that they were thankful, Michonne took a chance on them, she stopped them in their tracks. She only went along with them to see if their story checked out, presumably so she could get some revenge if they were liars. The biggest surprise was that Michonne had no idea Maggie left the Hilltop behind. It confirmed that the relationship between the communities was hanging by a thread. Siddiq had to tell his boss about it, and she was not impressed because she thought they were closer. In the end, Daryl, Carol, and Henry arrived alongside the new group at the Hilltop, and everyone got ready to go on the mission to save Eugene’s life. What are your thoughts on the episode? The Walking Dead continues Sundays on AMC. View Slideshow: The Walking Dead Season 9: What’s About to Go Down?
Source: Robert Laberge / Getty LeBron James’ High School Car Is Going Up For Auction One lucky fan is going to obtain a piece of LeBron James history when the Lakers star’s high school Hummer heads to an auction next week. The basketball star’s 2003 Hummer H2 is set to hit the auction block next Monday with Goldin Auctions before finally being sold on Decemeber 8, according to reports from ESPN . When he was a senior in high school, LeBron’s mother, Gloria, gave him the car as a gift for his 18th birthday. At the time of the big purchase back in 2003, The New York Times reported that Gloria registered the car, then-valued at $50,000, in her name and paid for it by taking out a loan. The Ohio High School Athletic Association investigated the car’s purchase to make sure it was not given to James by an outsider, which would have caused him to lose his amateur status by accepting “payment”. The Ohio native’s taste for the finer things was apparent even back then. James’ customized SUV features a chrome grille, 28-inch chrome rims, TVs, a JBL sound system and even a Playstation 2. This actually isn’t the first time that LeBron’s car has been up for auction before. In 2013, James’s Hummer went up for sale on eBay for $64,800 and was eventually purchased for an undisclosed amount. It has been on display at the Greater Cleveland Auction ever since. According to ESPN, the car’s current Kelley Blue Book value is only around $18,000, not including the custom additions–but of course, that’s not taking into account whose car it is and just how much value that adds. President of Goldin Auctions, Ken Goldin, expects much more in return saying it’s “definitely a six-figure piece,” referring to the Hummer.
Briana DeJesus has a message for Javi Marroquin on the occasion of her ex-boyfriend becoming a father for the second time. But it isn’t exactly congratulatory. A day after Javi and Lauren Comeau welcomed a baby boy into the world, DeJesus took to Twitter and strongly accused Marroquin of cheating on her. Sort of a strange reaction, given the blessed development for the former Teen Mom 2 cast member? Yes, but Briana thinks she has new proof that Javi stepped out on her with Comeau earlier this year. You see, Javi and Lauren dated for a couple months in the summer of 2017. After they split, Marroquin started getting down and dirty with DeJesus, a relatively new star on the aforementioned MTV hit. And then not long after they split, Javi returned to Comeau’s bed. But DeJesus now says on Twitter that the relationships overlapped. To wit: Fans will likely remember that Briana traveled down to Miami for some plastic surgery on the date she cites above. Her and Javi were very much on the outs at the time, but he showed up in Florida to support her, making it seem as if he wanted things to work out between the D-Listers. So now we can do some math: Comeau gave birth on November 15. She was due on December 1, however, which is 10 months after Javi and Briana were in Miami together, attempting to work things out. According to DeJesus, this means Javi and Lauren were clearly back in touch, if not already having sex again, considering how soon she got knocked up after this Florida trip. And according to DeJesus, this is evidence that Marroquin’s feelings for her were totally fake, as you can see by her follow-up Tweet before: Again, there does seem to be a bit of time in between Marroquin and DeJesus’ break-up here. Moreover, the status of Javi and Briana during the infamous Florida vacation remains unknown. Were they really, truly, 100% together? We may never know, but Javi, at worst, wasted VERY little time in moving on from DeJesus. But this doesn’t exactly come as a surprise to anyone who has followed the rocky journey of Briana, Javi and even Kailyn Lowry. We’re pretty sure Marroquin was doing all THREE women at one point . Lowry, though, did send an actual note of “Congrats” to Comeau and Marroquin after their unnamed son was born this week. Those two, who share a son of their own, are on solid enough terms these days. “It’s been amazing,” Marroquin told Radar Online about becoming a dad once again, adding: “I even shed some tears. For those that don’t know, I’m not an emotional person anymore at all and just seeing my son come out really had me in my feelings.” That’s great to hear. Still, will rumors of Javi being disloyal to Comeau ever go away? We continue to send the couple our best wishes — but other people continue to have questions… View Slideshow: Javi Marroquin: Cheating on Lauren Comeau With Madison Channing Walls?!
Briana DeJesus has a message for Javi Marroquin on the occasion of her ex-boyfriend becoming a father for the second time. But it isn’t exactly congratulatory. A day after Javi and Lauren Comeau welcomed a baby boy into the world, DeJesus took to Twitter and strongly accused Marroquin of cheating on her. Sort of a strange reaction, given the blessed development for the former Teen Mom 2 cast member? Yes, but Briana thinks she has new proof that Javi stepped out on her with Comeau earlier this year. You see, Javi and Lauren dated for a couple months in the summer of 2017. After they split, Marroquin started getting down and dirty with DeJesus, a relatively new star on the aforementioned MTV hit. And then not long after they split, Javi returned to Comeau’s bed. But DeJesus now says on Twitter that the relationships overlapped. To wit: Fans will likely remember that Briana traveled down to Miami for some plastic surgery on the date she cites above. Her and Javi were very much on the outs at the time, but he showed up in Florida to support her, making it seem as if he wanted things to work out between the D-Listers. So now we can do some math: Comeau gave birth on November 15. She was due on December 1, however, which is 10 months after Javi and Briana were in Miami together, attempting to work things out. According to DeJesus, this means Javi and Lauren were clearly back in touch, if not already having sex again, considering how soon she got knocked up after this Florida trip. And according to DeJesus, this is evidence that Marroquin’s feelings for her were totally fake, as you can see by her follow-up Tweet before: Again, there does seem to be a bit of time in between Marroquin and DeJesus’ break-up here. Moreover, the status of Javi and Briana during the infamous Florida vacation remains unknown. Were they really, truly, 100% together? We may never know, but Javi, at worst, wasted VERY little time in moving on from DeJesus. But this doesn’t exactly come as a surprise to anyone who has followed the rocky journey of Briana, Javi and even Kailyn Lowry. We’re pretty sure Marroquin was doing all THREE women at one point . Lowry, though, did send an actual note of “Congrats” to Comeau and Marroquin after their unnamed son was born this week. Those two, who share a son of their own, are on solid enough terms these days. “It’s been amazing,” Marroquin told Radar Online about becoming a dad once again, adding: “I even shed some tears. For those that don’t know, I’m not an emotional person anymore at all and just seeing my son come out really had me in my feelings.” That’s great to hear. Still, will rumors of Javi being disloyal to Comeau ever go away? We continue to send the couple our best wishes — but other people continue to have questions… View Slideshow: Javi Marroquin: Cheating on Lauren Comeau With Madison Channing Walls?!
Source: Ethan Miller / Getty A lot of….riveting things happened this week that stirred the emotions of the Internet, so let’s cut the small talk and get right into it! Check out this week’s winners below, then hit the next page for our losers! Winners Jill Scott Whew… Jill! If you’ve never partaken in a Jill Scott concert, your soul might’ve dropped this week when you realized what you’ve been missing. A clip from one of Jill’s concerts made its way to Twitter and the oral elation she was demonstrating had audiences shook. Jill happily blessed the crowd with her powerful pipes. …and the sound equipment got in on some of the action too. Jill was finishing off a song when she decided to finish off the mic with a perfect demonstration on how to please your lover in the bedroom. Ms. Scott gave a full-on blow job to the sound device, complete with scrotum stimulation and the two hand technique. Peep the NSFW visuals here , if you haven’t been sneak-watching already. Mercy… The Internet was transformed and inspired. If people weren’t a Jill Scott fan before, they were now. Jill Scott woke up to mad “Good Morning” texts. — CleverlyJulius (@CleverlyChloe) November 14, 2018 If I ever go to a Jill Scott concert I’m 100% throwing my boxers on stage — BlackShikamaru (@YourMusicWhore) November 14, 2018 Many folks wanted more… The Jill Scott Challenge ain start?? — Mouse (@Mouse_Jones) November 16, 2018 Jill responded to the hysteria in good spirit and she welcomed new fans who didn’t know what the deal was. Hi. I sing/act out all kinds of stories. You should cum to my shows. After a Jill Scott show, most people get splendidly laid by whoever they came with #iftheydontFitup #stopfrontinusuckdicktoo They also usually go on 2happier, more productive, focused, wealthy lives. — Jill Scott (@missjillscott) November 13, 2018 She clarified even more a few days later… Good morning Love Village & welcome newbies. I don’t know who tweeted that snippet but they didn’t capture the point. There’s good intention in everything I do, particularly for couples. I’ve BEEN me baby. ALL of me. Check the discography. Peace. — Jill Scott (@missjillscott) November 14, 2018 Auntie Jill even had to silence the menz trying slide in her DMs. I ain’t mad at all. I’m glowing to work Have a fantastic day and get chu some Jill Scott. Makes the day go down a lil easier. pic.twitter.com/uNri9yn7YS — Jill Scott (@missjillscott) November 15, 2018 Smh, sorry… If you want that Jill Scott, better go cop the album. Takeoff’s Eyes On Tuesday, James Corden gave the world something we didn’t know we need when he invited Migos to do carpool karaoke with him. It was near perfect. Corden not only got one of the world’s biggest rap groups to rap their own songs, but he had the three spitters sing along to Whitney Houston and even Neil Diamond. Though Migos’ interpretation of pop songs was quite hysterical, the biggest highlight of the trip was Takeoff’s ever-telling eyes. Migos is known for keeping their eyes covered with shades or glasses, but this time Takeoff let the pupils free and they said everything that needed to be said without using words. In some instances, his eyes gave off “annoying creep energy” (0:31 mark), while in other instances, they conveyed “WTF” auras (11:12 mark). It was a beautiful thing to watch and already the Internet took hold of his eyes to convey their deepest feelings. When the driver fall asleep a lil & you hear dat DDDZZZZDZSDSZRRR from them lil grooves on the freeway. https://t.co/bZbzljEg1S — .mani G (@DamaniG_) November 14, 2018 Girl hits a curb hard af Her: “oops” Me: https://t.co/iV14KIj0Nh — Dr. Keef (@keithrogers135) November 15, 2018 Takeoff is us, and we are Takeoff.
