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The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Trailer: I’m Gonna Kick Some ASS!

The 11th season of The Real Housewives of Orange County has come to an end following Monday’s finale, but the drama is just beginning. What we saw on The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 11 Episode 18 may pale in comparison to the s–tshow still to come. Check out the trailer for next week’s reunion … The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Trailer: Season 11 Yeah. Suffice it to say, it looks beyond ugly. The reunion trailer begins with the calm before the storm, a behind-the-scenes look at the women getting ready to hit the Bravo stage. It belies, yet foreshadows what’s to come. “How’s it going? You ready for today?” Andy Cohen inquires, to which Shannon Beador calmly responds, “I’m gonna kick some ass.” That’s the mindset we’re talking about. Watch The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 11 Episode 18 Online Not even five seconds later, the trailer cuts to Shannon telling Vicki Gunvalson, “You are despicable. I will never, ever speak to you again.” Berating is probably a better word. In her dressing room, Gunvalson reflected, “Not that I like to play the dirty game, but if you have to play it, you’ve got to play it strong.” Who is she kidding? She loves it. Vicki is not your average person when it comes to picking a fight. Scorched earth tactics have pretty much nothing on her. She will absolutely f–king savage you. If you take her on, you’re really asking for it, since she has no qualms about how she is perceived in the process of destroying opponents. None. “If you don’t like me, bye bye Felicia. Get off my show,” she tells Shannon, and when you’re the OG of the OC, you can kind of get away with it. Love her or hate her, Vicki isn’t wrong. She’s been there 11 years, or 10 more than Kelly Dodd, though both have been equally polarizing characters throughout this season. Then again, Kelly and Vicki were also the ones driving the show as a result. No offense to Tamra, Heather and Meghan, but let’s real. If you  watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online , you know that Kelly doesn’t hold back or mince words in any way. Ever. Vicki and Kelly were the lifeblood of the series this fall, and as a result, they’re going to be in the crosshairs when the reunion comes ’round. This is just the way Bravo shows roll. She should be a force to be reckoned with on that reunion stage; Tamra Barney, and her newfound Christianity, on the other hand? Andy told Tamra, “Historically, the reunions bring out a very ugly side of you,” to which she replies, “I’m learning to use my words better.” We’ll believe that when we see it. The emotional high point, though, comes as Shannon tearfully states, “My husband did not beat me” and Vicki calmly says, “I have proof.” Wow. At that point, Shannon storms out. Just insane. The tension has been building for so long between these two that it was bound to boil over. Three installments may not be sufficient to cover all the s–t that’s about to go down. Hit the comments and let us know your predictions.

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Man Dresses as Insanely Long CVS Receipt, Wins Halloween

There are few mysteries in life as confounding as this one: Why does CVS issue ridiculously long receipts for every single purchase? Especially after claiming back in 2013 that it would stop doing so ? We now have an answer: It has all been a build-up so that a man named Jeremy Schneider could dress as a 12-foot long CVS receipt for Halloween and win the holiday forever. Man Dresses as CVS Receipt, Goes Into CVS As you can see in the video above, however, Jeremy does more than merely dress up as a CVS receipt. He enters an actual CVS location and gets handed an actual receipt by an employee there. An employee who can’t help but crack up over what she sees in front of her, of course. And, yes, the receipt is as hilariously and pointlessly long as always. Here is a photo of Schneider earning the 2016 Halloween Champion crown. A job very well done by him, we must say. The previous contender for this honor was a 10-year old boy who went to school late last week dressed as Donald Trump’s hair . Yes, just his hair. Complete with a giant Make America Great Again baseball cap on top of this amazing creation: On the flip side, the person who came in last place for Best Halloween Costume of 2016 also came in first place for Most Disgraceful and Racist Halloween Costume of 2016. Congratulations? We guess? We refer, of course, to the person who attended a University of Wisconsin football game dressed as Donald Trump , carrying a noose that he placed around the neck of a friend in a Barack Obama mask. We’re not kidding. This really happened: Thank goodness there are enough celebrities out there who donned enough fun and zany costumes this year to distract us from such political nonsense. Check out the best celebrity Halloween costumes from this year below: View Slideshow: Halloween 2016: Celebrity Costumes Galore!

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Kailyn Lowry: Javi Marroquin Was a BIG Mistake!

Kailyn Lowry isn’t exactly the pinnacle of stable … and when you combine her antics with Teen Mom, you have a veritable Sharknado of fuss and circumstance.  As her book, Hustle and Heart , is nearly ready for release, we’re getting all sorts of juicy tidbits and online drama, because what else would you expect?  She began one of her latest Twitter tirades talking about – what else? – relationships.  Kailyn said, “People don’t value relationships anymore.” “Everyone wants instant gratification & are constantly looking for the next best thing,” she continued.  “It’s a revolving door of people because as soon as there is one issue someone wants out of the entire relationship,” she explained, which makes us wonder if it’s she – or Javi – who is the one who has successions of people lining up to date one of the two. Somehow, we’re doubting this.  When she was criticized for her own decision to leave her marriage to Marroquin , Kailyn fired back with heavy ammunition, passive-aggressively putting the blame on Javi’s behavior.  “I walked away from something that was toxic,” she retorted. “A bad example for my children. There is a difference.” Sure, but when you just might be the toxic one, it’s high time to do some serious soul-searching to see if you, yourself, are the best example for your children.  She wasn’t done there, though.  “Sure,” she tweeted, “I’ve made mistakes in my relationships. But I know when things can be fixed & healthy. What I walked away from couldn’t be.”  From there, the crazy spun out of control, as it normally does when Lowry embarks on her manic Twitter episodes.  “Sometimes it’s better to love for a distance,” she continued.  “Guess I need to be a little more girly.”  “Never wanted to be the person who gives more than she gets,” Kailyn admitted.  Yesterday, Kailyn was “trying not to worry about things” that she can’t control.  What’s next, bathroom updates?  Poop photos?  She concluded, “You can tell me 100 times, or show me once.”  How about just not, you know, showing us at all?  Nobody cares about your book, Kailyn.  Nobody cares about your estranged relationship with Javi Marroquin.  Just go back to being your regular ol’ Teen Mom crazy mode , and let the fans and the haters do the work.  All right? View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

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Kailyn Lowry: Bashing Javi Marroquin on Twitter?!

Ever since we learned that  Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin are breaking up , both parties have maintained that their first priority is their son, and they plan to keep the split as amicable as possible. However, their social media feeds tell a different tale. Javi has accused Kailyn of cheating on Twitter. Kailyn has thrown subtle shade at Javi on Instagram. And both of them have liked and retweeted fans who bashed the other party on their behalf. To their credit, Kailyn and Javi do seem like they’re trying to get along for their kid’s sake and for their own mental health, but that’s often easier said than done. Kailyn in particular seems to do her level best to take the high road. Even when it was revealed that Javi is already dating (and was probably doing so even before the terms of their divorce were settled), she opted not to trash her ex on social media. Today, however, it seems that Kailyn is just not having it. Based on her latest Twitter activity, it seems someone seriously pissed Lowry off. Kailyn hasn’t mentioned Javi by name, but naturally, drama-loving Teen Mom 2 fans are assuming that it’s Javi. “There’s too many people in the world to keep someone around for no reason,” Kailyn tweeted earlier today. Last night, she was feeling a bit more wistful, and dropped this on her followers: “I fell in love with the unattainable.” Yet again, of course, everyone assumed that she was talking about Javi. Obviously, when someone pines for a lost love on social media, the assumption is they’re talking about their most recent ex. But it’s possible that that may not be Javi. There have been rumors that  Kailyn is dating  someone new as well, which may help to explain why she was so chill about the news that Javi has moved on. Is it possible that Kailyn’s new relationship has already come to an end? Whatever the case, her recent Instagram posts seem to indicate that she’s currently filming new episodes of the series that made her famous, so we’ll get to find out what all this drama is about soon enough. Watch Teen Mom 2 online at TV Fanatic to get caught up before then. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

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Casper Smart Sends Jennifer Lopez Flowers…With Jennifer Lopez’s Money

There are certain ways to win back the woman you love. Sending a bouquet of flowers with a bill attached is not one of them. Apparently this is what Casper Smart did after his relationship with Jennifer Lopez ended . According to Life & Style , Smart dialed up Lopez’s favorite Los Angeles-area florist “and placed a custom order for $525 ” for two dozen pink roses. At first, you want to give the guy a break and assume he accidentally charged on the wrong account. It turns out, however, that Smart had meant to bill his ex, because “several hours later, J. Lo’s manager called Casper and yelled at him because he had charged the flowers to J. Lo’s personal account.” Lopez, 47, and her 29-year-old boyfriend split up in late August, a source told People Magazine.  They had been dating on and off for five years. “Jennifer and Casper have split,” the source said. “They have not been together for a few weeks.” Nothing big caused the break-up, save for the obvious age difference. “It wasn’t anything dramatic and they were on good terms – it just came to a natural end,” the source insisted. “They will remain friends and they see each other, but they are not together. It was very amiable.” Of course, this is too dull a story for the gossip rags, who immediately started digging for some dirt on the former couple. In Touch beat everyone to it, claiming that Smart would not move out of Lopez’s home, despite being cut off financially.  The horror! “He was refusing to move out of Jennifer’s house and even threatened legal action if Jennifer attempts to have the locks changed,” a source claimed. “He won’t accept that the relationship is over.”  Or his cash flow. “She cut off all of his credit cards and access to a bank account she’d established for him,” the source added. “She was very generous to Casper. Dating her has a lot of perks — private-jet travel, over-the-top vacations, attending only the best parties — so Jennifer questions whether he’s in love with her or her lifestyle.” 50/50?  May 40/60…commercial air travel is a real bitch these days, so it’s always nice to have that PJ gassed up and ready to fly.

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Mom Blogger Shares Post-Baby Body, Tells the World: THIS Should Be Celebrated!

Note to Kim Kardashian :  You could learn a lot from Laura Mazza. Late last month, Mazza, who blogs for the website Mum on the Run, posted side-by-side photos of herself on Facebook. One was snapped before she had kids. The other was snapped after she had kids. And instead of focusing on some absolute need to lose all the weight that built up due to her pregnancies – like certain reality stars out there continue to do – Mazza said she wanted to share her “Victory Story” with followers. Meaning what, exactly? We’ll let Mazza explain in her own words because the words are all pretty much perfect. Take a look at the before-and-after images above and then read her inspiring message below: No, this isn’t a before and after shot of weight loss. But it is a victory story. I write this from my heart. It hurts. On the left – This was my body before kids. No stretch marks or scars from belly button piercings. A belly button that was high. A flat stomach. I was always on a diet back then. And this was the best diet I went on. I used to take photos of my progress. Uploading this photo wouldn’t be bad, it’s like me being in a bikini. It’s socially acceptable. I took progress photos because it meant I was closer to be a weight where I would love myself. I ate no carbs, and barely any vegetables. Just meat. But I loved it because I was losing weight rapidly and the more bones that protruded the more I valued myself. I ended up hating meat, and was always suffering from heartburn. But still I looked at this photo, this image of myself, like I was fat. There was nothing wrong with the way I looked. My body was mine. No one else would have said anything, they would have told me I looked fit, that I was healthy. I remember people asking me what my excercise routine was… They admired me. I admired me! I bought a whole new wardrobe. I was so proud. I showed off my body. On the right is me now. Stretch marks. A droopy belly button. Thicker, not many bones protruding, but more dimples that represent cellulite. People don’t want to see this photo. All of a sudden it’s not okay. It’s not pleasing to the eye anymore. It’s not a body to be admired. This body, it’s not a result of just meat. It’s a result of eating everything. Fruit, vegetables, carbs; pasta, rice, cakes, chocolate.. Sometimes 20 chicken nuggets. Fish… It’s not always healthy but 99% of it is. The nuggets are for when I’m tired.. Sure. The scars and stretch marks and jiggly tummy is because I made humans. I ate a little more cake, I drank a little more wine. I made mug cakes at 9pm and snuggled on the couch with my husband. But for some reason, I didn’t love this body. It’s sad. This body didnt deserve sexy underwear, or a new wardrobe. Sometimes I didn’t even want to take pregnancy photos because I was ashamed of how big I looked. I didn’t admire this body. I felt like people were forcing me to love my body. “You’ve only got one”… Well, I don’t care. I want to be skinny. But shit, when I was, I wasn’t happy. And I certainly wasn’t healthy. But you know what? I have achieved more with this body, then I have with my old body. I’ve eaten more good foods. I’ve lived more, I’ve given more, I’ve enjoyed more. I’ve made life. This body, THIS body should be celebrated and admired. I should admire myself. I should love myself. I get it now. Celebrating all body types. All body types and the stories that go with that body. Above all, THE person should be celebrated. Healthy bodies should be celebrated. Healthy should be what we strive for. Healthy minds, healthy journey’s and however that reflects on to our bodies, we should admire it. I still want to look like the first photo, no doubt. I miss that body, it makes me sad. But I want to get there in a healthy way, mentally and physically. I want to be proud and at peace with this body. And I want to like what I’ve got now. No.. I want to love what I’ve got now. No matter what size you are, a size 6 or size 60. You deserve to celebrate it. Sexy underwear AND a new wardrobe. So love your body, because you truly really really, only get one! And it’s STILL sexy to wear granny jocks! Woop woop! Case closed. Mic dropped. Internet hero, revealed. Thank you, Laura Mazza.

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Scott Disick: Dating Sofia Richie as Revenge on Justin Bieber?!

The Justin Bieber-Scott Disick feud has gotta be one of the strangest in the history of recent celebrity beefs. It started, as so many things do, with the Biebs gettin’ it on. In this case, Bieber (allegedly) slept with Kourtney Kardashian , Disick’s longtime partner and mother to his three children. Scott and Kourtney broke up several months before she (allegedly) banged Justin, but even so, it was a major embarrassment for Disick. Of course, it didn’t help that Bieber was his usual smug self about the whole situation. Now, however, it looks as though the tables may have turned, and Scott might be the one having the last laugh. Unfortunately for Bieber, he made himself vulnerable by breaking the first rule of villainy: Never get romantically involved with anyone, as it makes you vulnerable to your enemies. As you may know, Bieber is dating Sofia Richie , best known as the daughter of Lionel and sister of Nicole. Okay, “dating” might be a strong word, but Justin and Sofia are definitely doing things together, and they’ve been doing them for a surprisingly long time. (With the exception of his perennially on-again, off-again romance with Selena Gomez, Justin generally isn’t the settling down type.) Anyway, according to OK! magazine, Sofia and Scott were spotted at a club together in LA last night. Interestingly, Justin was nowhere to be found. Now, it’s possible that witnesses are simply exaggerating Scott and Sofia’s proximity. They may have just been at the same club coincidentally, and those present decided it would make for a better story if these two were at the club together . If there is something going on, however, then Scott is guilty of cradle-robbing that would make Tyga look like someone you could trust to drive your teenage daughter to school. Not only is Sofia only 18, she just turned 18 two weeks ago. Scott’s 33, which means their age difference is damn close to the number of years Sofia’s been on the planet. And people thought Sofia was too young for Justin ! View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: A Timeline of Poontang In all likelihood, of course, there’s probably nothing going on between these two. In fact, if Scott did invite Sofia to the club, he probably just did it to mess with Justin. And if that’s the case, it’s a masterstroke of evil worthy of the Biebs himself.

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Malia Obama: Mocking Pot Controversy in Latest Photos?!

Last month, photos and video surfaced online that appeared to show Malia Obama smoking pot  at the Lollapalooza music festival. Malia Obama Pot Smoking Video For reasons that remain unclear, the idea of an 18-year-old recent high school grad getting stoned sparked (no pun intended) some intense debates on social media. Some claimed Malia was smoking a cigarette , not a joint. Others pointed out that as far as her health is concerned, the revelation that she’s hooked on Marbs like her father used to be would be far more troubling than the idea of her puffing the occasional doobie. (We like to throw around slang sometimes to prove how “down” we are with the kids. Do kids still say “down”?) Anyway, there are lots of people out there who are super pissed off about Malia enjoying her gap year between high school and Harvard, but they’re not exactly sure why they’re so outraged. Some have even tried to turn this into “a thing” by throwing it back to the days when her father was a smoker, claiming that the Obamas are part of some “making smoking cool again” conspiracy. Obviously, that’s idiotic, but new photos of Malia have some scratching their heads as to whether the 18-year-old is sending a sincere message, or taking a sarcastic jab at her haters. The pics show Malia wearing what appears to be a homemade shirt that reads, “Smoking kills.” It’s unclear if this was meant as a joke or an attempt to set a good example for her young admirers in the wake of her recent mini-scandal, but it’s certainly a head-scratching fashion statement. As for those pics of President Obama gunnin’ cigs in his Chicago badass days, well, who cares, right? Does the young future prez look cool. Kinda. Does that mean smoking is cool? Hell no. Look, we all know that just because something occasionally looks cool, that doesn’t necessarily mean that it is. Jumping over ten flaming school buses on a motorcycle looks cool, but it’s still something that you should never even contemplate doing in real life. Politics aside, in terms of presidential coolness, Obama is up in the top five alongside Teddy Roosevelt (the guy had a pet bear), Franklin Pierce (underrated BAMF), and George W. Bush. (We know. But the guy got a DUI in Texas in the ’70s. No easy feat.) That said, we’re sure Obama has impressed upon his daughters that taking up smoking in 2016, with everything we now know about its many detrimental effects on one’s health is one of the least cool things one can do. Also, in the interest of covering our asses legally, we should remind you that we say much of this in jest, and it is not actually cool to get a DUI in Texas in the ’70s. So if you get your hands on a time traveling Delorean and a case of Billy Beer and things go awry, don’t go pointing the finger at us.

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Malia Obama: Mocking Pot Controversy in Latest Photos?!

Last month, photos and video surfaced online that appeared to show Malia Obama smoking pot  at the Lollapalooza music festival. Malia Obama Pot Smoking Video For reasons that remain unclear, the idea of an 18-year-old recent high school grad getting stoned sparked (no pun intended) some intense debates on social media. Some claimed Malia was smoking a cigarette , not a joint. Others pointed out that as far as her health is concerned, the revelation that she’s hooked on Marbs like her father used to be would be far more troubling than the idea of her puffing the occasional doobie. (We like to throw around slang sometimes to prove how “down” we are with the kids. Do kids still say “down”?) Anyway, there are lots of people out there who are super pissed off about Malia enjoying her gap year between high school and Harvard, but they’re not exactly sure why they’re so outraged. Some have even tried to turn this into “a thing” by throwing it back to the days when her father was a smoker, claiming that the Obamas are part of some “making smoking cool again” conspiracy. Obviously, that’s idiotic, but new photos of Malia have some scratching their heads as to whether the 18-year-old is sending a sincere message, or taking a sarcastic jab at her haters. The pics show Malia wearing what appears to be a homemade shirt that reads, “Smoking kills.” It’s unclear if this was meant as a joke or an attempt to set a good example for her young admirers in the wake of her recent mini-scandal, but it’s certainly a head-scratching fashion statement. As for those pics of President Obama gunnin’ cigs in his Chicago badass days, well, who cares, right? Does the young future prez look cool. Kinda. Does that mean smoking is cool? Hell no. Look, we all know that just because something occasionally looks cool, that doesn’t necessarily mean that it is. Jumping over ten flaming school buses on a motorcycle looks cool, but it’s still something that you should never even contemplate doing in real life. Politics aside, in terms of presidential coolness, Obama is up in the top five alongside Teddy Roosevelt (the guy had a pet bear), Franklin Pierce (underrated BAMF), and George W. Bush. (We know. But the guy got a DUI in Texas in the ’70s. No easy feat.) That said, we’re sure Obama has impressed upon his daughters that taking up smoking in 2016, with everything we now know about its many detrimental effects on one’s health is one of the least cool things one can do. Also, in the interest of covering our asses legally, we should remind you that we say much of this in jest, and it is not actually cool to get a DUI in Texas in the ’70s. So if you get your hands on a time traveling Delorean and a case of Billy Beer and things go awry, don’t go pointing the finger at us.

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Brock Turner, Convicted Rapist, Registers as Sex Offender

Yes, by now, you likely know who Brock Turner is. You probably didn’t need us to write in the above headline that he’s a “convicted rapist.” Except far too many media outlets seemed to bury this lede when reporting on Brock Turner getting out of jail last week. They wrote that “Former Stanford Swimmer Brock Turner…” was now out of prison or some similar nonsense. So we just want to make it clear here: Yes, Brock Turner once swam for Stanford University. But that fact only matters to the shady judge who gave him a lenient sentence. Brock Turner is only generating headlines these days because he is a rapist. He was convicted on three felony counts of sexual assault against an unconscious woman. Brock Turner Released from Prison, Surrounded by Media Okay, thank you for indulging us. We had to get that out of our system. Turner was somehow sentenced to only six months in prison for his heinous act, which took place in January of last year and which involved him inserting his figures in a woman lying on the street outside a party. He was caught by a couple of fellow students and ran away as quickly as he could at the time. Fortunately, one of those students caught up to Turner and tackled him to the ground. He was eventually arrested and convicted of rape, only for his father to argue in court that his son did not deserve any jail time for a mere “20 minutes of action.” The judge incredibly agreed with this assessment, going against the prosecutors’ recommendation and sentencing Turner to six months behind bars, which was reduced to three months due to good behavior. Turner is now a free man. But he will at least have an official stigma attached to his name forever. As you can see below, Turner registered on Tuesday morning in Greene County, Ohio as a sex offender. This registration, along with drug and alcohol counseling, was part of Turner’s legal “punishment.” We have to put that word in quotation marks because it’s abhorrent just how easy to judge went on Turner. In response to the light sentencing, Turner’s unnamed victim read a moving letter to her rapist in court. It was then read on CNN by anchor Ashleigh Banfield, who fought off tears as she made public the words of this brave young woman. Ashleigh Banfield Reads Full Statement by Stanford Rape Victim on Air It’s well worth your time to watch the video above. Yes, it will make you even angrier over the Brock Turner sentencing . But it will hopefully comfort you in the knowledge that his victim seems like the sort of woman who will recover from his act and maybe even use her horrible history to help others. Brock Turner is a rapist. Brock Turner is a rapist. Brock Turner is a rapist. Sorry. Just had to make sure we said that a few more times.

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