Cara Delevigne is one of the biggest models right now. I think she’s a little overrated but whatever, she’s still a model making millions and any girl who can scam the system for a lot of money, where she spends a few hours a day posing for a lot of fucking money, impresses me…especially when those photoshoots tap into things I like…like sniffing assholes…
How do you have forced sex with a woman in the house you share with your wife? Man Has Forced Sex With Woman In House Shared With Wife According to Mail Online A top Goldman Sachs banker has been arrested on charges that he had forced sex with a 20-year-old woman at a $33,000-a-month summer house he rented in the Hamptons with his wife. Jason Lee, 37, was charged with first-degree forced sex on Wednesday. Police allege that he assaulted the woman during a nekked pool party at the home in East Hampton on Long Island, New York. Lee, the managing director for the Goldman Sachs group that handles the initial public offerings, pleaded not guilty. His lawyer said he is innocent and is looking forward to clearing his name. He is on leave from his job at Goldman following his arrest. The East Hampton Star reports that the alleged victim was a guest at Lee’s summer house during a party Monday night. A police source told the newspaper that there was ‘nudity involved’ at the pool party. Sometime that evening or early Tuesday, police allege, Lee had forced sex with the young woman. The party was being held at a four-bedroom mansion Lee and his wife had rented for the summer. The New York Times reports that the mansion was listed for $33,000 a month. The woman reported the alleged assault to police on Tuesday. Lee was arrested the next day. During a court hearing in East Hampton Wednesday, which was attended by Lee’s wife and several members of his family, Lee posted his $20,000 bail in cash. An envelope with the money was handed to the clerk of court, who diligently counted out the bills before Lee was allowed to be released. Lee’s lawyer Edward Burke Jr. told the Times that Lee ‘adamantly denies the allegations levied against him.’ He said Lee has ‘never been in trouble in his life.’ ‘We look forward to clearing his name in a court of law,’ Mr Burke said. SMH at the naked pool party.
But… Sasha and Malia don’t have a big brother! Via NY Daily News reports : A Texas man has been arrested after claiming to be the newly adopted son of first lady Michelle Obama and asking a bank teller to give him access to her account. Police were called to Chase Bank in Bryan, Texas, to reports of a suspicious customer, who was “attempting to access an account under Michelle Obama.” The bank teller quickly determined Johnnie Fletcher Gooden Jr. was not who he said he was and asked him to leave. He refused despite being told that Mrs. Obama doesn’t have an account there. When the police arrived to question the man, the Houston Chronicle reported he had told them that “Mrs. Obama contacted him through Facebook and adopted him and he was now trying to get money out of her bank account.” But the 29-year-old suspect stopped talking when he was challenged by officers. He was arrested and is now in the Brazos County Jail. Bryan Police Department spokeswoman Kelley McKethan said that a criminal background check revealed that Gooden had outstanding warrants for resisting arrest and assault on a public servant. He also ended up with a new drug possession charge after police found a bag of maryjane in the pocket of his shorts. What an idiot. SMH. This guy must’ve been smoking that stuff when he came up with this harebrained idea in the first place! BRAZOS COUNTY JUDICIAL RECORDS/WENN Continue reading →
Broken Up Couples Who Hate Each Other Break-ups are difficult. Usually it takes a while before ex-couples can become cordial or social again. And other times they never get to that point, staying enemies forever. These couples stay enemies after break ups and they’ll probably stay that way. See if they’ll get it together. Continue reading →
Corniest Celebrity Insults Of All Time Celebrities fight allll the damn time. When egos clash, these things get like that. Sometimes the insults are really clever and land well, but other times they are straight up corny. These slanderific moments are as corny and wack as possible.
Gotta be flexible to hang… Celebrities Favorite Chop Down Positions Aren’t you curious how these celebrities like to get down? Don’t you want to know the best freaky way they float their boats? Well, most of the time we’re just left out of the loop to wonder. Other times, they reveal it all to us in pure slore-y fashion. And we love them for it. So here are some celebrities who revealed their favorite positions. Fantasize away!
Gotta be flexible to hang… Celebrities Favorite Chop Down Positions Aren’t you curious how these celebrities like to get down? Don’t you want to know the best freaky way they float their boats? Well, most of the time we’re just left out of the loop to wonder. Other times, they reveal it all to us in pure slore-y fashion. And we love them for it. So here are some celebrities who revealed their favorite positions. Fantasize away!
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