Not everyone has success on Tinder. It really can be a hit-or-miss platform, considering the subjectivity involved in members of the opposite sex simply looking at one's picture and choosing on the spot to swipe left or right. But this isn't the case for Phil. Phil is outright OWNING Tinder at the moment, earning positive responses from nearly everyone who comes across his profile. What's his secret? Well… Phil is an Alaskan Malamute. His owner made Phil an actual Tinder profile and the replies have gone viral – because they're hilarious! That's what happens when you're the one online dater who can get away with asking to lick someone on a first date. Scroll around below to get an idea of what Phil's life is like on Tinder: 1. First, This is Phil: Who would NOT want to go home with him, right?!? 2. This is A Lot of Negotiating But the two sides arrive at an amicable resolution. 3. Illegal?!? What, are they gonna put me in doggy jail? 4. Dog WALKER? Lady, walking isn’t the action I’m looking for here. 5. You Know When People Ask “Who’s a Good Boy?” The answer is me. 6. A Little Tit for Tat, Please? Or belly rubs for commands, I should say? View Slideshow
Ryan Edwards’ Tinder match and his wife Mackenzie are getting into it following the alleged sexy pics and images he was busted sending. It’s getting uglier by the minute, from the looks of it. If you missed it, the troubled Teen Mom OG cast member was caught using Tinder and sending lewd pics and texts to at least one girl. Edwards married Mackenzie Standifer just a few months ago, as seen (awkwardly, and painfully) on the season finale of the MTV hit. After a show of Instagram solidarity – flaunting her rings, and changing her name to Edwards – Mackenzie came at the Tinder girl hard. “I want you to stop,” Standifer told the other woman, adding that she’s ready to “deal with this the hard way” if she doesn’t comply. It’s not clear what Mackenzie means, but it’s safe to assume thanks to Radar’s newly-revealed text messages that the woman is unmoved. “I’m not sure why you’re mad at me when it’s your husband’s fault,” she texted, to which Mackenzie replied, “You’re just as much at fault.” The Tinder girl then played the classic mistress card, implying that Mackenzie must have somehow “made” Ryan join the dating app. Why would he do so if he were happy with Standifer, right? Mackenzie was having none of that victim blaming, firing back that it’s “your fault you continue to message a man you know is married.” The girl then replied that it’s not like they banged … or she wanted to: “I’m 19, why the f–k would I want to sleep with a 29-year-old?” Standifer herself is only 20, so that one had to hurt. “Same reason every other slut does,” she said. Ouch. But “If I want sex I’d choose someone a little closer to my age and someone who’s actually cute,” the Tinder match said in response. While decidedly unapologetic, the unnamed young woman did note that she means no harm: “Don’t know why you’re trying to blame me.” “You deserve better than Ryan.” Not inclined to grab onto that olive branch apparently, Standifer ended this with “What’s it gonna cost for you to shut your down mouth?” To be clear, Edwards went way beyond the plausible (albeit still shady) use of Tinder for mindless swiping and texting out of boredom. He sent her a shot of his penis, encouraging her to “send me a sexy one,” in return. Lest she wonder what he meant by that, he added: “Let me see how pink it is.” “Me me hard. Come on.” He then asked for a video of “u playing with your self,” and when she refuses, he says “Come over I told you I’ll let u sit on my face.” “So I can get u good and wet.” Kind of horrifying … and worse yet, when she refused to meet him in person, he tried another day, when Mackenzie is “out of town.” Pretty much as blatant an attempt to get some on the side using Tinder as you can get – and Mackenzie isn’t the only one who’s worried. Ryan’s ex-girlfriend, Teen Mom: OG star Maci Bookout, has been following this drama, and she’s as concerned about it as she is unsurprised. Considering that this comes on the heels of Ryan’s recent battles with addiction, Maci understandably worries about his current state. “ Maci wasn’t surprised at all about the allegations that Ryan was sexting some chick on Tinder,” a source close to Bookout said. “She can’t help thinking, a leopard never changes its spots. Once a cheater always a cheater. What really worries her though is his sobriety.” “Maci has had reservations about Ryan being able to stay sober … this [scandal] just reinforces her belief that he’s not to be trusted.” As for potential backlash from Edwards and Standifer? “Maci couldn’t care less about Mackenzie and her feelings,” the source said. “She’s is super worried about Ryan being around their son.” Given that tensions between them are already high, something tells us this is all going to get a lot worse before it gets better … View Slideshow: Teen Mom: What Do the Dads Do for a Living?!
Us Weekly has been saying it for years: Celebrities, they're just like us! And that really is the case for the following single stars, who are unmarried and looking for love online, just like many regular folks out there. Indeed, these athletes, actors and actresses have all had Tinder profiles at one point or another… meaning you are just a swipe away from maybe dating one of them. Good luck! 1. Eric Stonestreet “Yes, I have a Tinder account … I’ve done Bumble, I tried this other website,” the Emmy winner told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show. “The way I justify it is … because I’m on TV, I shouldn’t be eliminated in participating from what’s going on in the world.” 2. Ronda Rousey This former UFC champion told Sports Illustrated that she signed up for Tinder under a fake named – Brynn Campbell – but she didn’t have any luck with the dating app. Your loss, fellas! 3. Chelsea Handler No major shock here, right? “I like anonymous random men. That’s exactly what I’m looking for,” the comedian said on her talk show. 4. Andy Cohen There’s no shame here, Cohen tells People: “I like it. It’s fun. You know, it’s to me: Where am I going to meet an architect who lives in Brooklyn besides Tinder at this point? It’s the modern-day singles bar.” 5. Eric Andre Eric Andre wins for best profile photo: it’s his face imposed on to Janet Jackson’s body from her famous “janet.” album cover. As he once quipped to Conan O’Brien: “I’m looking for a lucky lady, or a very unlucky man.” 6. Britney Spears Spears was convinced to make one during an appearance with Jimmy Fallon. But she really only used is to hawk her perfume. View Slideshow
An awful lot has been written about Tinder; its merits, its downfalls, its place in modern dating and society. All very valid arguments, and if you’ve come here expecting a piece about the moral implications of Tinder then you’re going to be a tad disappointed. We are actually more interested in amateur porn legends Ersties and their experiment of using Tinder for, well, what everyone thinks you use Tinder for. Hit the jump for more info…
“I matched with my professor on Tinder right after our final. This is what he messaged me” pic.twitter.com/8X3wQrwXRP — No Chill On Tinder (@NoChillOnTinder) October 1, 2015 The Worst Tinder Messages Ever Tinder is an insane place for people trying to hook up with their boos. You swipe the right way, then get to talk and…well you hear some craziness. Here are some of the crazy convos that result. Guys are dumb.
