Ashley Tisdale looks back on her past Movie Awards outfits with chagrin.
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Ashley Tisdale Does Not Think Her Past Movie Awards Looks Were Fabulous
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My favorite thing about these Cindy Crawford bikini pics are no that she’s in a bikini – but rather that the bikini allows us to see both that she’s old and falling apart, unlike Christie Brinkley, yet she’s still had work done to her face…and that she is no longer the Cindy Crawford of the 90s, but rather Cindy Crawford with the stomach and sex appeal of someone who is in their 90s….middle aged may not be senior but it’s old enough to not want to fuck with it…but luckily for her, there is a lot of documentation of her at her prime…which we can all google, her included to say “Hey look at what I used to look at”…you know basically what her husband – the heir to GERBER – does when he’s not fucking younger women but rather jerking off to his wife before going into the bedroom to fuck her….like he has to…it’s called marriage. That’s why I encourage all girls under 25 to take as many nudes as possible, it will keep your husband fucking you, will inspire him to get hard for you, and to close his eyes and think about what was…when he’s not cheating on you of course… I guess this body is the reason she’s passed the torch to her daughter…. The post Cindy Crawford Old Lady who was Once a Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ashley Tisdale is on vacation…and in a bathing suit…and she’s strategically shooting some hot body bathing suit erotica for hits..some social media action…because her body is good…it’s fit…..and as long as ugly Face Tisdale is hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools like a bathing suit that she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks..it works for me…because an ugly face doesn’t actually offend me, I just find satisfaction in calling her out, because she’s chosen the hollywood life not me, and in terms of hollywood, she’s pretty fucking average…which is probably why she’s not more famous than she is…but in terms of girls I’ve had sex with she’s a little above average -but mainly because I’ve had sex with some monsters…but face..means nothing…when there are ass / tits and pussy to stare at…. So here’s Tisdale bringing it like it matters when it really doesn’t… The post Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ashley Tisdale Crops Out her Face for Social Media Butt Shot of the Day
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THIS IS HILARIOUS…. I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer… What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built… I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win…. The post Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement… But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween… The post Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides… I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way.. I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish. TO SEE ASHLEY TISDALE IN A SHEER DRESS AT AN EVENT…. CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day
Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense… But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits… Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird. I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Forgetting tipping the paparazzi off about your beach vacation or yoga class, Instagram is quickly becoming the best new way for irrelevant hotties to become relevant again. And here’s the latest celeb to post their booty online and remind me and the rest of the Internet that they still exist. So enjoy this Ashley Tisdale booty shot and let’s just hope there’s more where this came from. I always root for a hotness comeback. Continue reading
Best. Father. Ever.
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Father-Daughter Duo Participate In Marching Band Together For The Best Reason
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Ashley Tisdale is ready for the 2000s fashion comeback.
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