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Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Coles is some Australian model I’ve never heard of – but she’s showing her tits and that’s good enough for me. Sure, you can argue that all girls are posting titty pics, modeling topless, feeling liberated because showing tit is cultural normal, if you don’t show tits, especially as a model, you aren’t shit, you’re not serious, you don’t fit in, and you’re not cool.. This is the kind of trend I wish was the norm when I was a teenager, getting girls to show you her tits back then required work, effort and she’d be called a whore…or a slut and she usually was… The dream would have been for all those Gap shopping, ill fitting jean wearing girls who made you date them for a year for a handjob….to be girls who were aspiring models, even when they weren’t hot, who got naked…because jerking off to people you know is better than tits you see in magazines and I guess for Chloe Coles family and friends they get to experience both… Tits everywhere…is good….thanks for being part of it Chloe Coles…you naughty little Australian seductress…. The post Chloe Coles Tits for Monster Children of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anja Rubik for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anja Rubik is in Vogue Mexico, because Mexicans like magazines as much as they like sneaking across the American border to provide drugs to the AMerican gangsters who make millions of dollars off of their hard work….you know the Mexicans the wall is going to eliminate…since there’s no such thing as travel visas or commercial airlines that you can fly into the country on – and just never leave…silly.. I guess what I am saying is that Mexico has their own Vogue, because they are a civilized nation that cares about fashion and models and people actually buy magazines because not all Mexicans live in Tijuana shanties where they turn tricks for Americans who like crossing the border so long as those mexicans don’t cross back to work their fields or cleaning their hotel…ridiculous… That said….Mexico is a real place, a real city, it exists and they are just like America…and like the same models as America….like Polish Anja Rubik who is not American…she’s Polish, but makes that American money, like Mexicans…stealing those American jobs… She’s not showing her tits, as girls who model, known for showing their tits do…but she’s still hot and I’m posting it. The post Anja Rubik for Vogue Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Vreeland Tits of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Caroline Vreeland was this LA scenester groupie with big tits – who developed a bit of a following by scamming the fuck out as hard as she fucking could…and with tits like that, being located in LA, and being thirsty and hungry enough to keep pushing them out there – as much as she could…eventually taking them to the fashion scene, the hip hop scene, whatever scene would give her and her tits attention…and she’s finally made it.. Her agency charges 10,000 dollars a day for her. She’s booked a show on FOX… She exists…and it’s all because of persistence. So don’t let people suffocate you, or try to strap down your huge tits, when you’re out there shamelessly showing them off because dudes get tits, tits have been getting girls famous forever…just keep on showing those tits…and it will happen for you…the right agent, producer, director will say “i know a girl with perfect tis for the part”… This is not her FOX show, or her dumb singing…it’s some streetwear brand video with her tits…and tits. Even though we’ve seen THOSE TITS BEFORE ON HER SHAMLESSS SOCIAL MEDIA ….tits that have been trying so hard to make it – making it…deserve another shoutout…because the world likes tits. The post Caroline Vreeland Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora flashed her ass…probably to celebrate her 11 million followers…but mainly to get in the tabloids for showing her ass…that she just landed and that I just wrote about yesterday…which is more than enough Rita Ora coverage…as she’s not that interesting…stop trying to get me to write about this Rihanna impersonator…. She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits… I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her… She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter. The post Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sahara Ray Nipple Pasties of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sahara Ray was on the route of being an Em Rat Cow. An early to instagram, busty girl, willing to get naked on camera, who shot with all the creeper nude photographers who are still around, and who still shoot naked girls…. She got a following, because we all love girls who show their tits, she started a bathing suit line, because when you show your tits and half naked body, you should only wear your own products to maximize / monetize the photos….but she never did the blurred lines video, so she didn’t hit Rat Cow big tits willing to showcase her tits level…but she still has big tits…and sometimes that’s all that matters…in fact…usually that is all that matters…at least when it comes to these vapid attention seekers…. The post Sahara Ray Nipple Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Naude’s South African Model Tits on the Beach of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Naude is a model I’ve never heard of…but she’s from South Africa and showing her tits…. I guess there’s an upper class community that doesn’t livee in tribal villages and not HIV Positive….. I actually know there’s an upper class community that doesn’t live in tribal villages….they are called “the white people”…who enslave the black people…because that’s just the Euro way… I also know that along with sharks, high AIDS rates, Nelson Mandela, Apartheid….legless olympic runners who kill their model girlfriend there comes a lot of really hot chicks – some even killed by their legless Olympic boyfriends…that look great in bikinis…thanks to being some weirdly mixed colonialists who never left…and I guess Nicole Naude and her tits is one of them… The post Nicole Naude’s South African Model Tits on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helen Mirren Nude in the Bath of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the other highlight of my very pathetic, very hungover, dying of Tequila poisoning day…. Some busty Helen Mirren did some nude bathtub shoot, I don’t know when, I don’t know where, I don’t know why, but it happened…maybe 50 years too late…but she’s been topless before… this is just bringing it back and her tits are as awesome as you’d expect… The good news is that she’s submerged and her tits are floating….because if this standing naked in front of you…is probably more of “fuck her cuz she’s famous, do it for the story, get paid to do it” situation…or a take what you can get…and you’re horny”….with tits that you could tell were once were wonderful…but that lost their glory as you try to figure out how her nipple got caught in her loose vagina lips….. The point is that I have never had a thing for old ladies, they are disgusting, their bodies melting, their vaginas as saggy as their tits, and I see no point to them unless you are her sugar baby….cashing in, or into cumming in girls and not impregnating them, and/or if you have grandma issues – like daddy issues but for baked goods and the sweet smell of bengay….but I have fucked old women….I worked in an old folks home in my younger years and saw some shit….actually a lot of shit…I wish I didn’t have to clean up…and only a dozen times in those 4 years did I fuck old women…most had dementia and had no idea what was happening…and couldn’t report me…and most importantly I didn’t leave any marks because my dick hardly touched the vagina walls…plus there was so much KY Jelly available…maybe I do have a thing for old ladies…because I have a boner looking at these…they are hot….and I blame being bored of all the hot chicks in their hot chick poses…there is so much of that shit…when all I really want is some Mirren tit. The post Helen Mirren Nude in the Bath of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Bell Getting Ready for the Golden Globes of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Bell posed some snaps or pics of her getting ready – which gets the voyeuristic fetish that every mothefucker has and has always had..it’s why we gossip…it’s why we climb up trees to watch people change or shower…it’s the story of my fucking life…yet I hate social media, I hate snapchat, I hate youtube and I hate VLOGS but maybe I just hate people – and liked when the internet was anonymous….or maybe I am just a creep who likes my voyeurism to be old school…and challenging..rather then served on a silver spoon…. Yet….she’s wearing butt pad underwear…showing it to the world…and there’s something, very little, but something magical about that.. She’s looking old, because she’s fucked with her face getting fillers, because girls don’t realize that gentle wrinkles doesn’t make you look old. but jacking your face does…but whatever…voyeurism… The post Kristen Bell Getting Ready for the Golden Globes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried Not Pregnant in Vogue of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried is historically boring as fuck, but not that boring, since she’s pregnant and that required injecting sperm directly from her penis into her womb…with a married dude who figured he’s in too deep, is going to get busted for his cheating, and might as well commit to the cause….because she’s hot…even though 99 percent of the time she’s dressed like she’s got her period, unshowered, lazy, homely…and I guess that alone makes a bitch hot, so long as she’s not fat, because there’s nothing worse than these social media whores always taking selfies and looking in the mirror…the subtle hot chick who is also a millionaire from being a shameless actor in movies…is the answer… Anyway, she did vogue, probably too promote a movie, pre uterus exploding…and she’s amazing….I’m a fan and you are too…since the only person reading this is me… I also love that Lindsay Lohan has told me personally that she hates her….because being hated by Lohan for stealing her jobs..is magical… The post Amanda Seyfried Not Pregnant in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian See Through of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian was invited to a red carpet event – where there would be paparazzi – and she took advantage of the situation by saying “Hey, I’m here, look at me…and my tits”…in a whole “I had a music video once many years ago – and I married a rich dude and now i want to be a kardashian….so look at my tits”….situation… I think she’s the worst, probably the worst mother….but that would make sense, pawn that money maker off to your own mom, you have parties to attend with your tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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