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Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day

Elle Brittain is some awkward faced, awkward shaped, instagram model who is bulging out of her bathing suit bottoms as her huge tits start to sag and the rest of her catch up to her tits…it’s what happens when a girl destined to be chubby – all hormonal based on her tits – gets a little older and eats a little more – thanks to the lack of pressure of being skinny in this no body shaming world…own your fat, it’s a good angle to get famous and has worked for so many cunts… That’s not to say this dirty hipster instagram model who gets naked – but is not a pornstar, but rather an artist who owns her body and who’s artform is ridiculous standing in front of a camera – but she’s in an empty pool – that’s high concept and representative of the emptiness our society feels through social media – superficially amazing but dive in and you’ll break you’re fucking neck…and people jerk off to her just the same…isn’t hot…if she wasn’t hot…I wouldn’t be posting her pics and fantasizing about feeding her as many hot dogs as I can until she throws up…FEEDER FETISH… I can’t keep up with all these instagram stars, some aren’t even stars, there are just too fucking many of them and they are all worth fucking or jerking off to like Amateur pornstars. It’s ridiculous…and about to get more ridiculous – I saw Instagram is starting “stories that will live on your profile for 24 hours”…yeah snapchatting instagram. Garbage…these people never end… The post Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Lady Gaga may have been a contrived and calculated performer and probably still is. I didn’t ever buy into her bullshit performance art angle, but the rest of the world did, and luckily for her she had song writing skills that allowed her to make music that brain washed the world into knowing every lyric – even those of us who never listened to her. I am sure there was science at the label behind her music – they know how to brainwash people, as people are retards, to like and buy into something. So much money on the line to make it happen…sp they made it happen…but throughout it all – she was pretty fucking ugly the entire time – even when she got naked and weird….and for that reason alone – I don’t mind her or her tits – and I’m not just saying that because I molested her ass without her knowing – I am saying because when you’re fucking ugly but still put yourself out there – it’s less annoying than when some vapid hot chick does it. More importantly, when Gaga did it, ugly girls weren’t being celebrated and shaming wasn’t a thing – meaning she had to really put in a fight for it….and that’s more intersting than some jacked up faced contrived full of shit….. I am not a Gaga fan, but her tits happened…they aren’t exciting or great but I’ll stare at any tit…I am so versatile…it’s my art. The post Lady Gaga’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Barbara Di Creddo for LUI Magazine of the Day

Barbara Di Creddo is a Brazilian model who is apparently the new Victoria’s Secret girl or was a new Victoria’s Secret girl from 2015, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before, but I have facial and photo recognition issues, they all look the fucking same. I’ve seen all their tits, they are all relatively the same, that doesn’t mean I don’t like seeing their tits, it just means I’d have to be a specific weirdo Victoria’s Secret fan boy to know this one or to point this one out amongst all their other ones….I also hate black and white pictures, even those that remind me of cheesy early 90s romance post cards or some 90s Chirs Issaks video…..so seeing her softcore grind on some dude does zero for me – but it’s probably a big deal for her – you know getting that name out there so she can be the next Beatriz Barros with a brand new Billionaire husband by the time she turns 30. The post Barbara Di Creddo for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Did Treats of the Day

Obviously… I don’t really feel like going into Treats! being the LA Rich guy sugar daddy party excuse to get girls naked – an attempt to be a modern Playboy – who actually had a solid shot a few years ago – but dropped the ball and momentum – but they did create Em Rata – they did cast her in the Blurred Lines Video and that did make her happen – so I guess hanging out with creepy old rich dudes in LA and their photographer friends who take erotic pics for a virtually fabricated magazine – sure they print up copies – but when you’re rich and only print 1000 – it’s not quite a real magazine – it’s a FRONT you dumb bitches.. Now Ireland, clearly trying to find her place, her voice, her tits, and has been on this hipster LA slut who wants to be topless to reclaim her name, her celebrity her relevance from her cousin – who is a Kardashian / Jenner groupie….when Ireland is the one who was doing this first…but like Treats, couldn’t keep it together, and wet lesbian, dark, rehab, to this tits… I am a fan of her, even though both her and her dad have told me to fuck off on social media -which in a way makes me feel like they were inviting me in…since that’s how that family shows their love.. OTHERS in the new issue – Joanna Krupa… Sandra Kubicka…. Hitting the fucking A-List sugar babies from instagram aren’t they.. The post Ireland Baldwin Did Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

I completely forgot Christina Ricci existed – but I remember loving her 15-20 years ago….I mean she was the actress people wanted to fuck, she’s 36 and I guess the bulk of her career happened pre-25 years old…where she was this hot, short, chubby, busty girl who chopped off her tits during one of her child star crisis and I remember her having a few – back in the late 90s actors got paid, social media didn’t exist and doing heroin wasted in hollywood parties was more fun….less lame… I didn’t know she had a kid, I mean why would I, I forgot she existed, which is actually pretty refreshing and makes me like her better than all these other fame whores – who work this angle so fucking hard as long as they can – instead of just fading away to live a good life, with a lot of money – undisturbed….you know raise your kid, take up knitting, do anything but be a vapid twat posing in staged pics for the paparazzi…but then again, she is in paparazzi pics, and this may be her comeback tour…or her and her PR team’s attempt to get one more run out of her…. Here is her 36 year old body, that’s not all that hot, but her body was never all that hot, her tits were and it was the late 90s when tits were what we were told to jerk off to….and now she’s got a mom who does fitness body….pushing 40…which in a weird way is hot to me…like reconnecting with an old lover from an era before I hated fame, an instead preferred it to the real whores in my life because they didn’t talk unless it was scripted….but ignored me in an equal way….but I never got to fuck her because DREAMS DO NOT COME TRUE….DREAMS ARE FLEETING….DON’T DREAM. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Ricci in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day

Kelly Brook is fat – but like most fat girls if she lies on her stomach to hide her belly, that may even be a pregnant belly, I don’t know what she’s been sticking up inside her, since I Don’t give a fuck about Kelly Brook….but remember the miscarriage I am sure was an abortion that made her make the move to the USA to be Hollywood tits…that never made it…but had already made it in the UK as a titty model… I just know when you take a titty model out of her titty element and cover up her tits – it’s hard to really figure out what she is, who she is, or if she even exists…. But I guess when your tits are as big as Kelly Brooke, you have to manage them with care, as to not disgust everyone who thinks they may or may not look good…because they are tits. To See a Picture of her Snorting Butterfly at some event looking fat CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s 30th Birthday of the Day

Lohan may have turned 30 this past weekend, but her tits are only about 13 or 14 and her mangled jacked up face is only about 5 and her level of relevancy being 0 is about 4-5 also…I guess the fading into obscurity being unhirable and all that happened around the same time she started jacking up her face… But she’s still Lohan, she’s still the redheaded object of desire, the queen of my universe when I remember she exists and she’s still lookin good enough for me, like a crazy rich wife on AMBIEN to deal with her miserable life shes got everything in…and I believe with her boyfriend’s billions, she will be able to finance a movie of her own and win that Oscar to just prove what both her and I already know…and that is that she’s fucking magic…being broken thanks to fucked up parents just gets in the way of that. I am a forever fan, but no really that committed fan, because I don’t care about this nonsense or people I don’t know, but I like her tits and that is important…oh and I hugged her once and felt her broken soul against my chest, making me want to take her under my wing as I do with most crackwhores and give them a bowl of soup, but at the time, she was still rich and didn’t need billionaire boyfriends to sugar baby…she was her own independent puppet to her family, the media and the industry.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILO WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WOULD DIE AT 22 AND IN A LOT OF WAYS YOU DID…. Here are some of the best pics of her ever….in her CUSTOM LILO bikini….to bring back the good days…. At Least She’s Happy The post Lindsay Lohan’s 30th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid is Living the American Dream of the Day

Bella Hadid, isn’t even the famous one in the Hadid clan, she’s just the sister and that’s why she’s living the American dream. Her immigrant father came to America and made 100s of millions of dollars. Her immigrant mother came to America to find those 100s of millions of American dollars to stuff into her g-string / vagina via semen – two create two lovely, tacky, good looking children to pass on her hustle to…the American Dream hustle….but they invested in the cuter sister, making her get out there, only for the backseat sister to get up in on it when the hard work was already done – even though it wasn’t hard work at all – to ride those coat tails onto her own cover stories — all while not having to sell her soul to the jenners – making her the American dream while her sister is just the fame whoring puppet – either way….immigrants making it for their American dream and this Bella is the American Dream.. She may not photograph too well but her tits do…and she’s hotter than her fame whore sister…living the dream… Here’s a round up of her best pics… The post Bella Hadid is Living the American Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter is Living the American Dream of the Day

Only in America can some ethnically ambiguous girl from some very popular TV show be sexualized at a young age by the perverts who watch the show she is on – thanks to starting puberty at a young age due to the psychological trauma that comes with being sold off by your parents to work for fame….only to force the girl to try to cut off her tits to de-sexualize herself – in a “let me be a kid still” kind of way – only to have her tits continue to grow because that’s what hormones in the food do to a girl..a girl who has given away her life and privacy and is now giving away her dignity with titty big and butt shot after titty pic and butt shot – trying to figure out how to stay relevant even though she’s on a huge fucking show…and the only way to do that is take that legit acting job and throw it out the window by “Kardasian-ing it” through hooker behavior…and pics becase the Kardashians are the ones making all the money – and are the real ones living the American Dream…. Here’s a round-up of her best pics… The post Ariel Winter is Living the American Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Titty Party of the Day

Rita Ora’s above picture is her promoting some bootleg netflix type device – because netflix isn’t the end all be all of streaming and Rita Ora is down to make any and all money she can because her singing career isn’t paying the fucking bills – but her tits are doing okay for her, they’ve got her at the right table, they’ve got her followers and followers means she can monetize… She’ll never be the Next Rihanna like she tried to be, but at least she can use her tits at events…everywhere to survive and pull off this American Dream… She does it for an independent UK…where this titties are from… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Titty Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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