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Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day

Bar Refaeli is at the perfect stage of pregnancy which does exist, where her body just looks like she ate too much for dinner, her tits are swollen and hormonal, and she’s pregnant with another man’s baby so that when you fuck her you can’t get her pregnancy again, but you can call her a whore for fucking you with another man’s baby inside her… Fascinating.. The post Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day

Baywatch is still being filmed in Miami…you know the land of Los Angeles County lifeguard because the ocean is warmer, the beach is nicer, and there is no risk of any of these soft acting idiots, whether it’s the tits from True Detective or the Tits from one issue of Sports Illustrated that Leo DiCaprio made into one of his own, and the only thing that surprises me is that there’s not that much controversial, on set paparazzi pics going on, they should be milking this shit hard – so that people beyond 40 year olds who watched Baywatch care…but then again, if that was the objective, they probably would have only hired VINE STARS for this low grade garbage you know you’re going to watch.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Juno Temple Tits from Vinyl of the Day

There’s a show called VINYL, that I’ve never seen because I don’t watch TV, but Juno Temple, who has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works…pretty fascinating, but we are just primates addicted to porn and everything is fucking porn now, even TV shows…good. The post Juno Temple Tits from Vinyl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day

Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star… I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST …. Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird The post Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons Bra Flash VS Anna Kendrick Cleavage of the Day

Sophie Simmons is a chubby heir to the KISS billion dollar empire, provided Gene Simmons ever dies… She has managed to decide that despite being offered all the resources to do anything in the world, she’s chosen to be an instagram model…you know get those followers that are just spillover followers from her dad, and flash them your tits, because they’ll do anything for KISS related merch.. It’s like she was made in the testicles of their GOD and that makes her their leader…and gives her the illusion of success…it’s just weird, but I guess not as weird as her flashing her tits for no reason other than craving to be hot.. That said, here’s Anna Kendrick, who has one of the most disturbing mouths in Hollywood, but more interesting, has one of the most disturbing fan base that wants to fuck her. I find nothing appealing about her, not even the tits…If anything she just annoys me as I try to figure out why she exists, even though I don’t actually spend anytime doing that, it was a hypothetical annoyance…as none of this shit matters… The post Sophie Simmons Bra Flash VS Anna Kendrick Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day

I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts… I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits.. The post It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day

I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts… I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits.. The post It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence is Hiding her face but I Can Still See Tit of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t want you to see her face, but she does want you to see her tits in a tank top or tee shirt, I didn’t look at the pics that intensely, I just know from experience that she’s into that and by experience I mean she leaked a bunch of her nude pics where she went from being boring and awkward to a great actress capable of making her nude sexts believable and a great experienced director and producer who knew just how to pose to see like an authentic sex by a girl who knows how to sext…. Boring…she bores me…but she wins a lot of awards…so someone out there cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS ,a href=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=77616″ target=”_blank”> CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence is Hiding her face but I Can Still See Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s In GQ Mexico of the Day

Hooter’s Girl who Never Was…because she has a tax evading Bahamas based father who raised her in Florida…and gave her bigger trashy girl dreams than working at Hooters…like being a model, or being on TV, and I guess it worked out for her…even though she has the face of a cocktail waitress and not a model or celebrity…but she does have tits, and she is proof that all it takes is tits, to get ahead…as long as you hang out in the right places, with the right connected rich dudes, who feel like the world should share your tits… You see Charlotte McKinney not a star despite being on Dancing With the Stars…she’s done under 10 campaigns…..before being on TV, in fact I think she did one Superbowl ad…and has since fizzled out but as long as the tits aren’t deflated….she’ll get work…like this cultural appropriation in a shitty photoshoot for GQ Mexico…as America GQ is too busy for such last weeks kitchen garbage and are onto the next famewhore navigating social media like a champ with her tits…trash.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s In GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Guess the Rita Ora Nipples for LUI are her Real Nipples of the Day

I posted the RITA ORA nipple pics yesterday in a rush, I had important things to do, like not stare at a computer writing genius commentary about all these idiots that no one bothers reading because we are in a 6 second vine era…writing I’ve been doing for the last 12 years and not once have I been offered a book deal, a movie deal, a TV show deal, or really anything mainstream or commercial to make me feel like I’m a fucking genius…the highlight of my writing a website career besides being in Lohan’s hotel room with her, was seeing my jokes stolen in movies – many fucking times…but I don’t complain, no one cares enough to listen…. That said, I didn’t look close enough to the flashing tits, and realize that there is no way this bitch has little fucking nipples, she’s a doughy sloppy chick, and although her tits are big and heavy and round…the nipples aren’t this… The magazine’s only released the censored version…so keep the dreams alive that this porn hooker who pretends she’s Rihanna and a popstar…is actually stacked liked this..but her tits are big…we’ll give her that…I mean it’s the only reason anyone cares.. Here is a retrospective look at her best work…to compare to… We can assume in the next few hours the whore series will be released so we’ll know then and I’d say I’m excited because it’s news on a slow day in titty blogging..but who fucking cares really. Update – I just googled the pics which I probably should have done 5 minutes ago when I did this post and apparently, they are her nipples, iced the fuck up….pictures by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine The post I Guess the Rita Ora Nipples for LUI are her Real Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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