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Fatty in Training Kate Upton Making Good and Bad Choices of the Day

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense… Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

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Danielle Sharp’s Titties for Front Magazine of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thes UK Busty bitches in magazines are slowly starting to make me understand why magazines like this exist…they post hot, busty, young looking girls with ridiculous tits in sleazy photoshoots, that may not show vagina lip, but that doesn’t matter since vagina lips don’t always reflect well on the tits they are associated with…

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Natasha Giggs topless

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

The Celebrity Big Brother UK girl who fucked her husbands brother is here showing off her tits all wet topless Continue reading →

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Claire Forlani getting tits groped

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Celebrity hottie Claire Forlani was spotted getting her tits groped by her husband Continue reading →

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J.Woww’s Big Tits of the Day

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of life’s biggest tragedies is that J.Woww was in Vegas at some dumpy Casino called Harrah’s, where I spent a night at a Piano bar with a cop, a born again Christian and a crackwhore just a few nights ago…..and I didn’t stick around to meet this trash…. I guess the real issue is that I probably wouldn’t recognize her amongst the trash that fills they Casinos of vegas…There’s lots of fake tit cleavage, shitty tans, and cheap clothes on cheap women….but it still woulda been nice to grab at her like the pervert I am, maybe even encorage her to rip lines off my tits….but I’m a failure….. Here are her tits…

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Arielle nude

Posted on January 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Arielle is a gorgeous nude model posing for the camera here showing off her tits and ass Continue reading →

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Selena Gomez’s Ass Goes Grocery Shopping of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some of the hottest pussy goes through the grocery store…my theory is that it is because we all have to eat…even the anorexics….cuz otherwise we’d die…making the grocery store the second best place to loiter besides the liquor store when they are handing out samples… Either way, it’s a great place for hot moms, single girls on their way home from the gym buying bananas for what I can only assume is the nights nutritious entertainment when done entertaining….but more importantly it’s a great place for teenage girls and sex offenders…or in Selena Gomez’s case…Teenage girls who are sex offenders… Here’s her young slutty booty…with her woman…

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Lara Stone Great Tits No Ass in a White Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These idiots tried to sue me when I posted pictures of their honeymoon, so I kinda hate them for that but unfortunately, Lara Stone, a dutch model, has some of the most amazing tits in fashion, I’ve posted them HERE and HERE so it makes it hard for me to really hate her…no to mention I don’t know her, never will know her, and couldn’t really give less of a shit about her…and if anything…it just makes me want to befriend this couple on their get the wife pregnant vacation cuz I don’t deserve such a hot pussy…hence all the kissing tour….and that’s only to stare at her tits in person…but I guess I’m better off just staring at her tits in pictures…cuz they are everywhere, it is more accessible and less wor….and it gets their lawyers so angry…when really the only thing they should be angry about is that she has no ass…

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Paz de la Huerta Sure Loves Getting Naked in Public

Posted on January 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’d really like to know where Paz de le Huerta goes grocery shopping, because apparently she takes her top off everywhere she goes. Here’s what happened when she attended a concert by the equally lustable Lana Del Rey , as related by the singer herself: “There’s this girl in the audience and she’s gorgeous. I can kind of only see her silhouette, she’s getting, like, her tits out. I’m like, ‘God, that’s unusual.’ So I go offstage [afterwards], I go upstairs, and my manager’s like, ‘You’ll never believe it, but Paz De La Huerta was getting her tits out to the song!’ I was like, ‘My vision is complete. My life is fucking made.’ And so I’ve been at peace ever since that moment.” Never change, Paz! If only because we might be line with you at the DMV some day. Mr. Skin members can see much, much more of Paz de la Huerta right here at MrSkin.com!

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Lots of Tits, Pussy, Nipple, Ass at the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thing about these stupid fucking award shows is that I don’t fucking watch them….not because I think I am above them or too cool for them…but because I don’t understand why they exist and if anything the fact that they do exist annoys the fuck out of me…. I hate that hollywood put on events and bullshit awards to celebrate themselves….spending millions on it, making millions on it, while real issues are actually going on in the world…that aren’t part of this vapid, materialistic, smutty and commercialized diversion that’s got us all caught up in their shit.. That said, there were some tits and tight dresses at the event, and like any self respecting man, that’s enough to make me forget all the bad that is Hollywood, while respecting all that is good….the tits…did I mention there were tits in dresses at this award show? cuz that’s all that matters…. I decided to put all these bitches in one post…cuz they are pretty much the same person – just different shapes, sizes, worth, talent, etc… Demi Lovato’s Big Cleavage that Wilmer Valderamma is fucking Cuz He’s into ruining already damaged teenage bitches with expired Disney Contracts…it is his porn… Ashley Greeene’s Shitty Nose Job….Hot Hard nipples… in Latex Fetish gear of the Day Miley Cyrus Window to her Legal and Thus Less Interesting Tits Vanessa Hudgens Fat Ass Pudgy…. Julianna Hough Showing Back and Ass that Ryan Seacrest pretends to fuck in public, when really he’s fucking dudes…. Nina Dobrev even though I have no idea who this bitch is…. Montreal’s Own Elisha Cuthbert…who is too cool for Montreal and a total cunt when she comes home to visit her family…but who’s sister I’d like to fuck….cuz she’s still local…and I always prefer the non-famous one…they try harder while living in their sister’s shadow…. Cheryl Burke Dancing with the Stars but Shoulda been Dancing for 10 dollars a song in a Vegas strip club…. Kristen Bell for Old Times cuz for a Minute she was considered hot…now she’s just in lacy lingerie inpsired dresses with latex skirts you probably want to cum all over…. Carrie Keagan…No Idea who she is but I’d be into getting to know her tits… and unfortunately….Kathy Griffin was there to ruin the fucking party….and apparently to also ruin this post…

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