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I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening…. Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE…..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs….a midget won an award…and there was a segment about the jersery shore…reminding me that Hollywood isn’t glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet….The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEE…and I laughed once at a joke…but don’t remember what it was…but feel it wasn’t due to funny…but more to do with how miserable an experience it was… I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there….because that’s what you all like… Emily Blunt….no idea who she is….but I know people wanna fuck her… Katie Holmes….brought to you by the aliens…. Kelly Osbourne…..always disgusting…skinny fat or fat fat…. Nina Dobrev….is lovely Russian bride…. Julia Stiles….because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s….who wasn’t hot in the late 90s…. That Dude From Glee…in a Dress… Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz that’s what Fat Chicks Do… Jane Krakowski’s Lookin’ Real Housewives Minka Kelly….cuz I have no idea who she is… Julie Bowen….winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip… Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shit…and unable to do improv cuz actors are drons…unfortunately…or luckily…the dress isn’t actually see through….depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow… Olivia Munn…..Trying….Hard…To Be One of these Hollywood Bitches…But She Never Willl…Cuz She’s a Hack…. Sofia Vergara Alll Womanly…and modest…despite her background…as a whore who whored out to be famous….cuz that’s what happens when you’re an immigrant…. Heidi Klum Not topless…Which is OK…Cuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chick…but looks fun in a dress… Kate Winslet is Big Red….glad she won….cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition…. Evan Rachel Wood….was robbed….cuz she got naked for her role and didn’t get recognition… No I don’t have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed….

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The Emmy’s Happened of the Day