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Anja Rubik Titties for Vogue Japan of the Day

Anja Rubik is another hot model who is showing her titties for fashion and reminding us that despite the fashion industry being full of homos, they always manage to produce smut I can jerk off to, because sometimes a high production tit shot is all I really need to get off, you know when throat fucking and high production porn fails me….that’s all I have to say about that….

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Some Jennifer Love Hewitt Shopping With a Fingerbanging Injury of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt I don’t understand why the paparazzi didn’t ask the bitch how she got her finger injury, making reference to her shoving fingers in asses of men in order to make them cum, cuz her sloppy body and whining you get a taste of “take your picture, go away” whatever the fuck she was saying, is a fucking turn off….or maybe they coulda gone the lesbian route since bitch can’t find a man, not even a K-Fed to marry her and knock her up…either way, fingerbanging injury bad joke shoulda been said….reminding me that maybe my life calling was to be a paparazzi, creeping on bitches, instead of writing shit about the bad job the people who do it do….if you know what I mean.. THat said, watching girls shop, or watching girls do anything, is always erotic for a voyeur…enjoy…creep.

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Some Thai Dude Married His Dead Girlfriend of the Day

This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards… The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat…. Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind. That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Fat Ass in Crazy Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….

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Julia Stegner Vogue Germany Titties of the Day

Model Julia Stegner brought her titties back to Vogue Germany…because apparently I POSTED THEM IN 2010 ….along with a caption that read something along the lines of…”For a German, even those who show their tits for fashion, these pics are really fucking tame, considering Germans are more into shitting down each other’s throats wearing LATEX recreationally”… I’m gonna start quoting myself all thing time, in regular conversation, on the internet and I’m going to preface it by saying “to quote myself”….before dropping the quote….I will be the life of the party…even though I already am…. Either way, this bitch has been toples in and and now she’s in German Vogue again…a magazine I know only because this German dude I knew who lived here had to move here cuz his mother, who was an editor at the magazine, used to fuck him at 14, forcing him to be sent to live with family, even though being a motherfucker, literally, is hilarious and should be celebrated.. That said – here are the pics….

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Kylie Minogue Possible Upskirt of the Day

I guess when you get your titties cut off for cancer you’re left with limited organs to use to seduce the paparazzi and generate volume with…she’s gone back to the ever reliable vagina…the same vagina that got her a career in the first place….trying to flash it in the back of her car….for pretty much no one to see cuz the paparazzi fucking suck…or maybe I’m just making stories up and this is all some kind of accident….well guess what people…I don’t believe in accidents…

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Leona Lewis Big Tits of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting these pictures of Leona Lewis and I have nothing to say about Leona Lewis….Except maybe that her bleeding love song is creepy as fuck and highly erotic to serial rapists…or people with those kinds of fantasies …and anyone who caters to those weirdos, that violent, depraved market, and who doesn’t get censored because bleeding love is subtle enough to get the point across without saying “unwanted sex that results in vaginal tearing”…..and can be disguised as passion but the whole thing doesn’t sit well with me…. Oh right, I uploaded thes pics cuz of her titties…

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Kate Winslet Titties for Harpers Bazaar UK of the Day

I think I need to give Kate Winslet more love….she is a pretty committed actress….so committed that she gets naked all the fucking time for various roles, whether movies or TV mini series and I saw that Mildred Pierce shit recently and I loved her Titties get fucked in it ….I would have totally fucked her for her money, then end up with her skinny naked teen daughter too….making me relate to the whole thing on a very personal level…. Here are her titties in a bra for Harpers Bazaar UK….and despite being bigger than I normally like….for some weird reason I like….it

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Kate Winslet Titties for Harpers Bazaar UK of the Day

Kate Winslet Titties for Harpers Bazaar UK of the Day

I think I need to give Kate Winslet more love….she is a pretty committed actress….so committed that she gets naked all the fucking time for various roles, whether movies or TV mini series and I saw that Mildred Pierce shit recently and I loved her Titties get fucked in it ….I would have totally fucked her for her money, then end up with her skinny naked teen daughter too….making me relate to the whole thing on a very personal level…. Here are her titties in a bra for Harpers Bazaar UK….and despite being bigger than I normally like….for some weird reason I like….it

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace titties

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a British babe that has done pretty well for herself since she was on the TV series Big Brother and is showing off her titties here Continue reading