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Jessica Jaymes is the FEATURED DANCER of our RIP MOTHERFUCKER where we celebrate the life and times of a set of silly bolt on tits attached to some broken girl who thought porn was the answer that would fill her void – literally and figuratively – but that left her the empty shell of a person that even bolt out tits that stretched her out harder than any dick didn’t fill out… Here’s the story: The porn star was found unresponsive by her ex husband / boyfriend who called the ambulance. Law enforcement sources claimed that emergency services received a call on Tuesday afternoon for a cardiac arrest in the San Fernando Valley. The actress, who appeared in over 236 movies (that’s a lot of dicks) was pronounced dead on the scene. Her cause of death is unknown and the LA County Coroner’s Office is now investigating. TMZ alleges that she had a history of seizures, and various prescription drugs were found at her home. Here’s some background: Jaymes was born as Jessica Redding in Anchorage, Alaska on March 8, 1979, to a mother of Czech/French descent and a father who worked as an undercover agent for the Drug Enforcement Administration. Her dad was in the DEA……hmmmmm… She attended the New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell before graduating from Rio Salado Community College in Arizona before taking 236 dicks over the course of her porn career. Maybe this wasn’t a drug induced suicide or NATURAL DEATH after all…maybe she had that AREA 51 knowlede / a friendship with Bill Clinton. WHO KNOWS!!!! What I will say is that these pictures of her are not all that exciting, but I’m not going to dig for her best work. I am someone who doesn’t watch porn, I find it the garbage of society that pollutes the minds of everyone. If you gotta jerk off – use your imagination – write your own stories – seeing some sex worker getting violated is hardly hot and if you do find it hot – save your money and live that life. Not to mention porn girls and porn pussy isn’t hot…Stop being a passive participant in your own sex life… I have met porn stars over the years, I have been categorized a porn site by google cuz I post nude celebs, which early on (mid 2000s) would get me invited to porn related things. I never found it exciting. Regular girls are substantially hotter and more interesting than some bitch who fucks for a job. My “industry” contacts were people in porn and that has helped me hate porn and pornstars as much as they do and probably more than I typically would being a random porn consumer. I am not saying I am an insider. I am just saying that every girl I have met in porn is fucked in the head. Whether they die from it, kill themselves because of it, burn out and find god, or ride their career into their 60s like Nina Hartley….they are all messed up. It’s a scale you know some are super fucking nuts, others are less nuts, but to be in porn is a crazy thing to do, unless you’re just posting up videos of you and your boyfriend fucking for the exhibitionist thrill cuz you think ya’ll are hot…. Actual girls who move to LA, thanks to some creep they met online, with dreams of doing porn as a job have already lost. Then getting to LA and realizing how easy it is to get paid 1000 dollars to get fucked up the ass on camera one afternoon, way more than you got working at the stripclub or hooters as a waitress, sucks them in. The people behind the porn don’t care about them and think they are whores, because they are, but get them to keep working cuz they like their commission checks….it’s exploitative, manipulative, and these girls don’t stand a fucking chance. They confuse the work, the attention, the money for the love they crave….but it doesn’t fix them, if anything it makes them worse and they end up like this. That is why I advise you all to avoid porn, while Hollywood fights over slutty actors giving handjobs for jobs, there’s a whole fucking industry based on exploiting women, positioning like they aren’t and in turn making tons of money in the process. I am not a religious man, or a good man. I am an asshole and a pervert. I don’t know if I have a soul or empathy or any of that. But I find porn evil as they target these vulnerable women….and the people (men) involved in porn behind the scenes who sleep comfortable in their mansions built on the backs of these girls….are basically the fucking devil. So RIP MOTHERFUCKER. She didn’t stand a chance. But those tits seem to stand on their own….and will now end up in the ocean choking out some Sea Turtle…killing off our ecosystem.. There is nothing hot about a girl doing porn, in fact it may be the least hot thing a girl does, any girl that wants to do porn is fuckin disgusting and should be treated as such. If you happen to like porn chicks or think it’s an honorable job, you are disgusting do…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Jaymes Topless and Dead of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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