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Femen Topless and Sucking Dildo in Protest and Other Videos of the Day

Idiot Carnival Worker Gets Slammed By the Ride – and Lives Inmate Attacks Corrections Officer The China Man in a Septic Tank.. Attack of the Toilet in the Most Luxurious Bathroom Ever

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Pennsylvania Sports Bar Owners Find A Fetus Floating In Their Toilet!

What type of ain’t isht beyotch does some isht like THIS?!?! Fetus Found In The Toilet Of Pennsylvania Sports Bar Via TheMorningCall As they do every morning, the husband-and-wife team on Monday morning started cleaning Starters Pub, the popular sports-theme restaurant off Route 378 in Lower Saucon Township. But in a ladies restroom, their routine job turned into a gruesome discovery. After scrubbing the bowl of one of the toilets, one of the cleaners attempted to flush the soapy water down, Starters owner David Rank said. But the toilet wouldn’t flush, so the employee opened the lid of the tank, finding a fetus, which must have been placed inside the night before because toilets are cleaned every day, Rank said. Shortly after the discovery was made at 10 a.m., Lower Saucon police and the Northampton County coroner’s office were dispatched to the restaurant. District Attorney John Morganelli said investigators are treating the disposal of the fetus as a crime. Authorities gave no details about what investigators discovered other than to call it a fetus. Lower Saucon police Chief Guy Lesser would only say his department is investigating, along with the coroner’s and district attorney’s offices. Police interviewed employees, and officers asked to see surveillance video, Rank said. There were several marked police cruisers, a crime scene van and some unmarked police cars at Starters for nearly three hours. The investigation at the restaurant ended around 12:30 p.m, Lesser said. While police didn’t talk at the scene, Rank did, breaking down several times. Rank said neither he nor his employees know the identity of the woman involved in the incident and he said he hopes people don’t condemn her because “no one knows her situation.” “My biggest concern are my employees, the mother, the baby,” he said. “I just want everyone to say prayers for … them.” Hopefully they find this ho soon and prosecute her to the fullest extent of the law. Image via Shutterstock Continue reading

Jesus Take The Wheel: 14-Year-Old Florida Teen Hides Pregnancy, Gives Birth In Bathroom, Then Strangles Baby To Death

And then hid the dead baby in a shoebox! Via Orlando Sentinel: A Polk County girl is facing capital murder charges this week after deputies say she strangled her newborn to death shortly after delivering him in her bathroom toilet, officials said. The 14-year-old tried to conceal her pregnancy from beginning to end. She wore loose-fitting clothing, manipulated pregnancy tests and finally, delivered a baby in secret at her home. Three days later, the girl’s mother smelled something foul in her daughter’s bedroom and found the full-term infant dead in a shoe box among a pile of dirty and discarded laundry items. Polk County Sheriff’s deputies were first alerted to the case Sept. 19 when the girl went to Lakeland Regional Medical Center for treatment for a purported miscarriage. She told her mother she had pain and accidentally flushed the fetus down the toilet. But when she talked to investigators, she confessed to having gone into full labor in the bathroom. According to the sheriff’s report, she put a towel in her mouth and turned on the bathroom water to drown out any sounds she would make during delivery. The 5-foot-3, 100-pound girl delivered the the 9.5-pound, 20.4-inch baby boy into the toilet. She lifted the moving baby and saw he had a pulse. According to the Sheriff’s Office, the girl then squeezed his neck for about a minute until he was no longer breathing. The girl cleaned up the bathroom, the baby and herself before putting the dead child in a box, according to information provided by Donna Wood, a Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman. Deputies said the girl’s mother denied she was pregnant though relatives suspected otherwise due to the girl’s changing appearance. She wore sweat pants and sweat shirts throughout the summer months to hide her growing abdomen and walked around the home with a blanket around her, an arrest report said. Wanting to protect the teen’s privacy, the mother allowed her daughter to administer two pregnancy tests in private that resulted in negative readings. The teen told investigators she killed the child because she was “afraid her relationship with her parents would change,” the arrest report said. An autopsy revealed the baby died of asphyxia from strangulation and blunt force trauma, officials said. The girl was arrested Thursday and charged with first-degree murder and aggravated child abuse. She is being held at the Polk County Juvenile Detention Facility.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 14-Year-Old Florida Teen Hides Pregnancy, Gives Birth In Bathroom, Then Strangles Baby To Death

Jimmy Kimmel Skewers Obama at 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (Video)

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Jimmy Kimmel hosted the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner tonight in Washington DC. He unabashedly took on President Obama. “Mr. President, remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious. That was your … Continue reading → Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Gateway Pundit Discovery Date : 29/04/2012 06:44 Number of articles : 5

Jimmy Kimmel Skewers Obama at 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (Video)

President Obama Opened Correspondents’ Dinner With a Toilet Flush…Really

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It’s not often that we get to see the most powerful man in the world tell jokes about eating dogs, craving cigarettes and imposing his rumored “radical socialist agenda” on the country. And yet, last night in Washington, D.C., we were treated to just that. Wait, let’s not forget the toilet flush. Did we really… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Blaze Discovery Date : 29/04/2012 06:57 Number of articles : 2

President Obama Opened Correspondents’ Dinner With a Toilet Flush…Really

Lady Gaga Nude Outtakes of the Day

There are part of my job, that isn’t actually a job, that I fucking hate. You know like when you’re working anywhere, and they tell you to clean the toilet, not that this is actually work…..but this is one of those moments of hell, where I have to post nude outtakes from a Vogue photoshoot of a vile, played out, annoying, full of shit, lie of a performing artist, who was fabricated to be the new madonna for the new gay generation, who annoyingly pretends she’s a tranny, even though she looks like she could be a tranny…. I hate Gaga’s shit….I hate everything about her. I hate her sloppy body and I hate her disgusting saggy stretch mark tits. I hate her act. I hate her face. I hope she dies of her Lupus cuz people like this are the devil and do more damage to society than good…. This is the proof….

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Kelly Brook Post “Miscarriage” Lingerie Pics of the Day

Remember when Kelly Brook got an abortion and pretended it was a miscarriage so people wouldn’t think she was a baby killer, but instead would sympathize with her, offering their condolences, when she really just didn’t want to lose her figure after spending close to two decades to finally get noticed and hit the c-list….She probably realizes that she can have kids in a few years, but for now, she’s gonna just fully absorb herself in what she’s made for herself…kinda thing… I prefer when she’s covered in lipstick, naked, vagina exposed , but I’m sure that brings up too many horrible memories of her toilet that fateful day her baby left her…..

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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Pants of the Day

Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….

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Snooki and JWoww to Face "New Challenges" on Jersey Shore Spinoff

Snooki and JWoww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, will be facing some serious life challenges on their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff pilot . The question is … are they up for them? Mortgages, career decisions, toilet paper … this is a reality show about coming of age. And coming on to hot guys while showing major cleave. The “story line” for the new show, which is separate from Jersey Shore season fou r: Snook moves in with JWoww, but cannot deal with real-life problems. When they set out to by a $1.5 million pad, for instance, they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check for that matter. They’re not smart. Then again, maybe we should cut ’em some slack, since they were just distracted by the “hot mortgage broker.” There’s a contradiction in terms for you. Conflict also erupts, according to a script obtained by TMZ, because Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of JWoww’s food.” Is there any way this won’t be a hit?!

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Kim Kardashian Kontinues to Sell Out

It’s official: there’s no item to which Kim Kardashian will refuse to attach her name. You’d think someone who raked in six million dollars this year and who gets paid to simply stand on the red carpets of events would try to be selective in this area. Why not try to serve as some kind of role model, right? Wrong, folks! This is America! It’s Kim’s right to hawk an at-home laser hair treatment product that sells for $495 and guarantees “permanent, professional results.” After all, if you’re gonna be losing weight by following Kim’s advice and sitting on the toilet for days at a time, you probably won’t be able to leave the house.

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