It’s time to take a break from our regularly-scheduled programming — AKA Bella Thorne shaking her booty on Snapchat — for some “professional” “modeling” pictures from the hardest-working hottie on social media. AKA some lazy, boring photoshoot for some brand that’s probably paying Bella way too much money for about 10 minutes of work. They didn’t even take the time to Photoshop it so her tongue wasn’t bright orange. But hey, at least now I learned Bella eats Cheetos at work too. I always knew we were meant for each other! I’m sure she’s already got an assistant for it, but if Bella ever needs someone to lick the orange dust of her fingers, let me know. I have years of relevant work experience.
Iggy Azalea’s ass is fucking jacked up…. I realize that a specific demographic of dudes loves this shitter, but what the fuck am I looking at. It’s so freakish and abnormal, like she’s fat but she’s not fat, all at the same time, and then the part where she is fat is all lumpy and terrifying, which I guess is just another lie – like pretty much everything about her, her career, her “personal brand”, her “rapping” and everything about it…. This is just weirdness….you can probably masturbate to….because I believe in you. The post Iggy Azalea Weird Fake Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is such a seductress… She’s a exhibitionist who puts herself out there – as naked as possible…she gives off the vibe that she fucking loves every second of it and probably masturbates to it…you know…like a real exhibitionist… She’s also some candy coated vanilla Disney chick who finally found naughty…and loves it… At least her love for her nipple ring is true and real, because she has nothing else to love, deep rooted issues from her parents not loving her….. It’s just a nipple ring, and nipple rings aren’t a big deal, but Bella Thorne loves showcasing it – like it’s a thing to her and I appreciate that even if it’s not a big deal to everyone else in the world…it is to her…because she’s been controlled her entire youth. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Tongue and Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve gotta say, I’ve always been really impressed by Ariel Winter . While all the other former child actors out there are busy trying to have “careers” or become pop stars or something, Ariel here is going a different route: future professional hot nobody. And I fully support it. Anyway, here she is spending her Memorial Day hard at work putting on a bikini booty show. Her tongue action needs a little work, but as long as she keeps practicing and working hard, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it eventually.
Mo’Nique isn’t holding her tongue on how she feels about Oprah and its some serious stuff. Back in the day when Oprah’s talk show was still on the air she called Mo’Nique and told her that her brother Gerald (whom she claims molested her) wanted to come on the show. Mo’Nique says Oprah asked her […]
Petra Nemcova is invincible…. Petra Nemcova can’t die…. Petra Nemcova is magical…and amazing…a hero…who saves souls… I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….and panty flash…. She’s at a Cannes….she’s classy…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova’s Tits for Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is ethnic ambiguous because of all the plastic surgery, and being raised a vapid white cunt from LA, Bella Hadid…a great use of science, breeding, and money…who I don’t really hate as much as I lead on…I just think she’s overrated…but then again, whether she’s the topless bitch or someone else is the topless bitch..it’s all the fucking same…she looks good, I’d steal her underwear to smell where she’s been…but I’d rather she mail it to me in a ziplock or Tupperwear as part of an edgy Ziplock or Tupperwear ad campaign, because this bitch monetizes everything she does..from shitting…to shitting on rich men….it’s all for financial gain…and the sad thing is she didn’t even need the fucking money. The post Bella Hadid’s Topless Model Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Elle Fanning sucking on Ice Cream like all the girls I look at outside the ice cream shop wearing leggings using their tongues like you’d want your adopted daughter you adopted at 17 and a half – so that you can bang her on her 18th…like a normal person… Two of my fetishes parents whoring out kids..once they have turned 18 and girls sucking ice cream once they turn 18….life changing…where are the damn leggings. The ice cream fetish dies when a bitch turns 25 and starts getting fat…but for now…it’s ok. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Using her Mouth Sucking Ice Cream for the Ice Cream Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always knew that Bella Thorne would get one of her hot friends in on her Snapchat tongue action one of these days. I was just hoping for something a little more “friendly” than this. Oh well. It’s only Monday. There’s still plenty of time. And until then, just enjoy the bonus Bella underboob action. You’re welcome.
Caitlyn Jenner says she doesn't really talk to the Kardashians anymore . And the Kardashians have said they don't really want to talk to Caitlyn, either, mostly due to things she wrote about herself and her family in her new memoir, “The Secrets of My Life.” With this book making many headlines and stirring up quite a few controversies, we bought ourselves a copy and jotted down the most revealing Caitlyn Jenner quotes, stories and revelations. Scroll through each below… 1. She tried on her mom’s dresses as a child “Even then, I felt the sense of freedom that I would experience 30 or 40 years later in hotel rooms and lobbies.” 2. Following the 1976 Olympics, Jenner dressed in drag for a skit on a Bob Hope special “I have to be careful not to show too much enthusiasm, so I play it cool, guy’s guys dressing up like a woman… Our wigs and dresses are purposely ridiculous. But the red heels I think not only look good on me but also fit, so I steal them after the show.” 3. He came out to his first wife by accident “I told Chrystie in 1973 about my gender issues. It wasn’t by choice: she was putting clothes away and noticed a rubber band on one of the hooks of her bra. When she asked me about it, my first response was noncommittal.” 4. Her marriage to second wife, Linda, ended when she caught him in women’s clothing “In that room I felt she was revolted by me. I know she did not mean to, but her reaction was my greatest fear realized.” 5. A friend once spotted Caitlyn, dressed in drag while driving his Porsche, forcing Jenner to say he was wearing a costume for Halloween “I’m driving on Santa Monica Boulevard… and am at a stoplight when my next-door neighbor pulls up to me. I can tell he is surprised… it was a close call.” 6. She uses households items to help her look more feminine, such as when it comes to sticking her wig on tightly “There is only one drawback to Krazy Glue: it can sometimes stick to your skin so much that it takes a little piece of skin with it when you pull it off.” View Slideshow
