I hate that I’ve never fucked a black girl…because I fucking love black girls….but they don’t love me, I’m a Mexican and lower on the totem pole…not to mention my penis is too small for them…but I still fucking love black girls…so much flavor…so much soul…so exotic…so busty on a small frame…so perfect… These tits are fucking amazing….all big…and big…on a small frame…making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that….and watermelon…and fried chicken… The post Ebonee Davis Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek.. Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally… even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again… Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow… The post Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek.. Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally… even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again… Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow… The post Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner in wet clothing, being secductive, or as seductive as her muppet looking plastic surgery ridden body, smokes a cigarette like a classy bitch trying to further influence the youth to continue in the direction of her shitty sister, and buy all her product…. All slow motion, close ups of her body parts that have bee jacked up by injections, and the whole thing is a waste of your time, which makes sense, since it is Kylie Jenner and her mangled face, and thus a waste of time before she even started… I mean watching her tongue TIGA in soft lit / shadows / shot by her BFF who takes erotic pics of her….in what they will pretend is their “art project”…but is just shameless instagram content no one should care about…yet here I am posting it…because I have nothing else going on…. These are garbage people, who produce garbage, for garbage people that happen to be the masses…selling shit we don’t need, in videos we don’t need, because she hasn’t killed herself yet, but we’re still hoping she does….because suicide sometimes finds the right people and this is the right people. The post Kylie Jenner’s Naked and Smoking for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry reminds me of a small town washed up beauty pageant queen who works at the hair salon, because she took some body waxing course, you know the kind of dolled up, inappropriately dressed white trash you’d expect to find at the Christmas pageant, wishing for the better life…the actual Hollywood life….where her big tits get you more than just a discount at the movie theatre or ice cream shop where she goes to feel male attention in her otherwise empty white trash life… Only Katy Perry is actually Hollywood and pulled off the scam…and isn’t white trash at all – but rich as fuck…living her tacky princess life…with her big old tits….at some Christmas event…because that’s what she’s about.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry Monster Tits for the Snowflake ball of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Hilary Duff – the girl who fucks her trainer – in a pair of leggings popping her hip out in a way that you can see her muscular booty her trainer built on her – like he’s some kind of sculptor, who takes rich and famous empty souls – and builds them up through squats, elastic bands and other nonsense….and her tongue is out in a way that you know she probably licks his ass while jerking him off…as girls do these days…more than they did in years gone by…possibly thanks to be married to a homosexual….but possibly due to porn…. All this to say….I like her lower body strength.. The post Hilary DUff Fitness Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what Bella Thorne was doing crashing the 2016 American Music Awards last night, considering I’m pretty sure they just give out trophies to real musicians and not pretend models. But it did give Bella a chance to show off more of her patented tongue action for the cameras, so I’m definitely not complaining. In fact, here’s hoping she gets invited to every lame awards show from now on, because they get a whole lot less boring with Bella around. Rock on bitches
Good news: Bella Thorne , AKA the hardest-working hottie in Hollywood on Snapchat, is back at it again this week, posting another round of new booty and tongue action for the fans. I don’t know if Bella can maintain this pace for much longer, and me and the Little Tuna can barely keep up with all the Snapchat hotness as is, but I’m definitely willing to try to keep this going if she is.
Jack Daniel’s Heats Up ATL’s Tongue & Groove Jack Daniel’s continued its winning streak with a fun-filled #FriendsOfJack LITuation at Tongue & Groove where tastemakers (and Blogalicious attendees) from across the country were treated to free drinks, goody bags and positive vibes that have launched the classic brand to fresh new heights. Hit the flip for an exclusive peek into Jack Daniels’ litty #FriendsOfJack event.
