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Sophie Monk Gets Her Jobless Hair Did

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew it was just a matter of time before I had pictures of jobless hottie Sophie Monk actually doing something, unfortunately I thought it would be something work related not just her getting her roots lightened. Who pays for this crap? The best part is that she doesn’t look too pleased to be photographed in this kind of situation. She looks like a really sexy deer caught in the headlights.

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Sophie Monk’s Jobless Camel Toe

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Monk must be getting a little annoyed with the fact that I’m kinda falling for another jobless hottie, Sophie Turner , because she decided to get my attention with an impressively large camel toe. She should know better than that, camel toes aren’t my cup of tea, I much prefer a good nip slip or upskirt any day. Camel toes actually kinda creep me out a little. I don’t need to see that. Better luck next time Sophie. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

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Sophie Monk Needs To Step Up Her Game

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Sophie Monk out in her little workout gear the other day looking as hot as usual. It’s no secret that Sophie’s been my favorite jobless hottie for a long time now, but a new jobless beauty has been working her way up the ranks over the last little while and her name is Sophie Turner . The fact that they’re both named Sophie has given me an idea, an all Sophie, all jobless baby oil and banana peel leg wrestling match. I’ll supply the rubber sheets and the banana peels. What? I eat a lot of bananas. Enjoy.

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Sophie Monk’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is it possible that Sophie Monk has lost a bit of her sex appeal? Here she is doing what she does best, practically nothing, the other day outside the grocery store in a pair of saggy short shorts and a stupid hat. Actually, she still looks pretty hot, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see her lose the hat and wear some short shorts the way they’re supposed to be worn… With your ass hanging out. I could watch this chick’s long legs get in and out of a car all day. Nice. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

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Sophie Monk Does Raplh

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my favorite nobody Sophie Monk in Ralph Magazine. I’m so proud that my hard work has finally helped her make their 150 Hottest Aussie Women Of The Year. I hope she‘s #1 because she is the best thing that has come out of Australia since Crocodile Dundee.

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Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Dancing With The Stars Hottie Cheryl Burke hanging out in her bikini in Miami the other day showing off the goods. I’m enjoying this. I guess I don’t have any reason not to enjoy this, she’s hot, somewhat of a celebrity and she’s wearing a bikini, that’s good enough for me. I suppose I would enjoy it more if I were lying next to her holding hands and talking about our future together, but for now I’ll just stare at her boobs. Call Me. more pictures of Cheryl Burke here

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Amber Rose Is Freeking Me Out A Little

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kanye West’s weird girlfriend Amber Rose out the other night in her strange get up scaring small children and young adults alike. Those retarded sunglasses make her look like she’s confessing something to Stone Phillips on Dateline and doesn’t want her identity revealed. Guess what, your bald head and big tits give it away. What does this chick even do? If there’s ever a movie about futuristic killer prostitutes she won’t have any trouble finding work.

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Abigail Clancy’s Hotness Gets Jacked

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s British wonder hottie Abigail Clancy looking too damn hot on the cover of the appropriately named Jack magazine. This chick needs to get more exposure, she’s too good looking to be hidden away in England. She should come to North America, get on Dancing With The Stars or some garbage like that so we can see her more often. It’s just not fair. She can even stay with me, I’ll have mom bring down a futon.

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Sophie Monk Is Damaged

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what has happened to my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk’s tight little body, but I’m not too pleased about it. Here she is on the phone leaving me a voicemail about how she’s got a boo-boo on her belly and wants me to come over and kiss it better. Alright so I just checked my voicemail and unless she was calling to tell me that my mail order Russian bride was damaged beyond repair while in shipment… It wasn’t her. I knew I should have sprung for express shipping.

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Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Therapeutic

Posted on February 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone knows how much I love Sophie Monk , so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m posting pictures of her doing nothing… Again. My last therapist thought it was unhealthy for me to love someone who has no job and no prospect of a job, but I just can’t help myself, I showed him pictures of Sophie’s ass and he still didn’t think it was right

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