The other day, I posted her first topless scene , cuz topless scenes happen when girls can’t get work and realize their self-worth lies in their tits and if that’s what it takes to pay the mortgage and the coke habit then that’s just what bitch is gonna do. That’s why rejection and failure is fuckin amazing…. Kirsten Dunst was in Montreal filming a few months ago. I didn’t run into her because apparently she was too busy locking herself in bathrooms with much older men…and it was unfortunate I didn’t have more drive…cuz I totally would have tried to measure my dick using her pussy as a ruler…if you know what I mean. Here are her really bad teeth in some tight pants to celebrate her comeback… Remember watch her topless scene if you missed it cuz this was pretty much a historic moment in anyone who jerked off to her in the 90s and we need to encourage her to do more…
I think it’s pretty obvious that Erin Andrews has figured out how men work, you know since she spent her career working in a men’s field working as a Sportscaster for ESPN, but really only making a name of herself when some dude she probably paid installed some spy cameras on her and released the nude videos to the internet….and here she is demonstrating how it works…without actually putting a dick in her mouth because that would really give away her secret to getting famous enough to be on Dancing with the Stars, which isn’t really famous at all and it would make her out to be the whore she obviously is….and she’s trying to keep that underwraps… Pics via PacificCoastNews
The thing I like about small tits is that they are perky. You know small, firm, round, small nipples that are good to suck on and they age well. So whenever I see hot chicks with nice little tits I get excited knowing that the nipples aim to the sky and will stay that way until they end up being too old to get jerked off on, if that’s even possible, considering I’d pretty much jerk off on tits of any age, but you get what I’m saying…. That was until today when Toni Collette decided to do a topless scene in her TV show that forced me to remember my small tit dreams are really just a dream, cuz every once in a while comes along a sloppy, National Geographic tribal small tits, that ruins all the fun for all the small tits that live up to my theory… Thanks bitch. Now put your fucking shirt on….What do you think this is….Woodstock?….Fucking Hippie.
I know Hilary Duff has been struggling with her hotness lately so I’m glad to see that she’s trying to mix it up with a new haircut. It’s a start, but I think a topless scene or a torrid love affair with another woman would be more appropriate. Is she still dating the hockey player? I blame him. It’s time to move on. Anyhow, she’s still cute as a button.. (here comes an old lame joke)… A button I want to have sex with. Yes!