Bella Thorne the instagram sensation, who is dating some mooch idiot that she’s been promoting aggressively for his weirdo music, that is the retard kid music, or viral music, that is all the rage, where these soundcloud weirdos who have no business doing music are putting out music, that for the most part is pure shit, and since the kids of today have no depth, substance, taste, and just like catch phrases and other low level half retard shit, they play it on repeat and go to shows…and buy the shirt…because we live in an instagram world…. An instagram world where Bella Thorne, Disney Kid turned self promoter, self producer, door mat for some idiot, possibly drug user, or just a poser looking for an identity and purpose…posts topless pics. The post Bella Thorne Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Idiots Burn Themselves Alive Little Kid Blows Himself Out Drunk Driver Gets His Keys Taken From Him Crazy Accident Mom Got Her Achilles Tendon Snaps The post Dude Jerking Off on the Side of the Road and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think that Sara Jean Underwood probably gets the short end of the Instagram Model stick, because she started out as a Playboy, and for some reason brands slot her as some kind of whore…but she’s got 8.8 million followers, gets tons of engagement, but still makes money driving dudes to her nude content that they pay monthly subscription for, rather than closing brand deals, and I’m sure she’s got a very solid audience, a strong fan base, a lot of support and that her business supports her and does really well… She’s in her 30s, still looks awesome, has a rocking body, despite her RYAN SEACREST BOUGHT TITS – cuz I know women who have banged Seacrest and who he has tried to buy tits for – TRUE STORY…. Ultimately, her life or content feed of the pics she’s posting is awesome. It’s travel, adventure, camping, van life, hikes, waterfalls, these stunning American locations in the National parks…with her half naked in front of them…posing…it’s funny, ridiculous, hot, and beautiful all at once. Whatever it is she’s doing, I’m into it…an instagram model, doing instagram travel and adventure, getting paid to get naked…it’s the best of all worlds… here are some pics of her… The post Sara Jean Underwood Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’m not sure if Vanessa Hudgens is technically still considered “famous” or not, since I don’t think she’s done anything worth paying attention to in years. But she’ll always have a special place in my heart pants region, so here’s Vanessa doing her best Snapchat model impression. And if you ask me, I think this could be a solid second career for Vanessa. You don’t need any actual talent or acting ability, all you need is a good body and a phone, and she’s definitely covered in that department. Enjoy.
Yesterday, Bella Thorne pretended to be a rapper . But don’t worry, today she’s done pretending and back to doing what she does best: taking topless selfies and then sharing them with all of us perverts her loyal fans on social media. Anyway, I’ve spent the last hour or so staring at this picture (3o-45 seconds at a time), and I’ve come to a conclusion. Bella looks like she could realy use a bath! And if she won’t do it herself, I’d be happy to volunteer to give her one. Call me!
Yesterday, Bella Thorne pretended to be a rapper . But don’t worry, today she’s done pretending and back to doing what she does best: taking topless selfies and then sharing them with all of us perverts her loyal fans on social media. Anyway, I’ve spent the last hour or so staring at this picture (3o-45 seconds at a time), and I’ve come to a conclusion. Bella looks like she could realy use a bath! And if she won’t do it herself, I’d be happy to volunteer to give her one. Call me!
In case you guys haven’t been paying attention lately (and if you haven’t, you’ve been missing some seriously great bikini pictures ), Nina Dobrev is officially a professional Instagram “model” now. Here she is hard at work doing all your typical Insta-model things: posing in a bikini with friends, posing in a bikini by herself, sharing totally-candid-and-not-staged-at-all pictures from the gym. Here’s hoping Nina graduates to tongue action and/or topless selfies next. Those are always Insta-classics. Fingers crossed.
Kim Kardashian brought out her new mom body, because I assume someone is paying her to be out here, and since she’s a new mom, that’s a solid angle for her…. But then again, this is Kim Kardashian and her whole existence has been about being a shameless exhibitionist who forces her disgusting troll body on us, and the people for some reason bought into it. I sometimes consider Kim Kardashian my business partner, not because I knew the girl who ran her social media, before getting the job running her social media company, who was in the right place at the right time, but more importantly, WHO SENT ME NUDES…. But because I got a sales commission while pushing her sex tape, I probably didn’t make much off it, but I don’t make much in general, but I did make something off it…something like 10% of everyone sold, so in a way I feel like a sales agent who helped perpetuate her disgusting…but I will say that sex tape was her best work and I stand by my work in pushing it on the people…because I didn’t give her a TV show out of it, or a career as a social media AVON LADY who sells every shitty product she’s paid to….I was trying very hard to reduce her to the whore that she was….the unprotected sex having whore that she was….but NO ONE listened and instead turned it into an empire that I’m sure most girls who fuck on camera wish could happen to them, rather than being slotted as a whore that they are….it’s some hollywood magic… I don’t know why she’s naked and wet on the beach, or why her ass is so big and terrifying…and thus something people like staring at, paying, or sucking up to… I don’t know why she’s had the success she’s had, and still has, or why people are so braindead to run when the naked monster comes running… She’s doing it…still…at 40…terrifying as fuck…but at least on person, likely a black person, is jerking off to this…and that black person isn’t Kanye, he’s too gay for that….hence the whole surrogate thing…it was a “i don’t wanna stick my dick in you, can’t you pay a girl to turkey baste herself, think about how damaging pregnancy is to your camel of a body you fucking farm animal, you still have naked wet on the beach shoots in you, even though you look 18 months pregnant, that’s the gestation period of an elephant you know, do it for yourself and do it for my homosexuality”…. I think I’ve said enough…here are the pics…clickbait for everyone involved. The post Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know what you’re thinking today….WHAT IS SARAH HYLAND UP TO?! Well you’re in luck…. Along with supporting some loser homosexual disney looking kid from the early 2000s who is an aspiring radio host like some kind of Seacrest…you know giving him a name, some attention, doing the best PR he’s ever had and has spent years trying to get while living in hollywood and lurking places Hollywood people go to get one of them sad, lonely, weak, easy to manipulate enough to let them in… She’s also been trying to be hot, jacking up her lips, rocking the weird face because she’s genetically off for whatever reason…. All while creeping me the fuck out….because she has been creeping me the fuck out since I first heard of her….and now I watch her vlogs or INSTAGRAM stories to terrify me before bed sometimes… Last night’s involved her doing a taco bell / junk food run because if her mooch boyfriend has his way, she’s pregnant…and Here she is telling her fans she ate too much Taco Bell and Chocolate – because she’s a vlogger….and it’s weird… Here’s her cleavage…at the SAG awards she likely brought her MOOCH boyfriend to….because he’s relevant now…thanks to being her door mat, support system, sidekick, suck up proper to K-Fed her… Here she is at the women’s march, despite showing her cleavage for attention, because she’s an empowered woman….we think…we’re not sure she’s human really…I mean to mean it’s straight up alien…. The post Sarah Hyland Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
