Woman Takes a Shit in Front of Jewelery Store – Find a Bathroom you Pig (Ariel Winter) Man Swims under Ice like an Idiot… Amish Donuts.. Cop VS Mercedes in TIme’s Square Haircut of the Day Twin Brother’s Shooting Guns Guy Stabbed Girlfriend in Back The post Horny Grandpa and Other videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland is doing some celebrating life after having some obscure disease that almost killed her last year, that she won’t identify because it may or may not be real, or it may just be embarrassing, like a drug overdose…or maybe anorexia…or some sort of organ failure from her parents jacking her up with hormone suppressants like a Russian Gymnast so that she didn’t hit puberty, so that she was hireable, so that she could play the kid on a Soap Opera for 20 years and still look like a kid…a modern day Gary Coleman… Or maybe she’s just off, she’s always looked weird to me…but who cares about that…she’s got a lust for life, a comeback tour, more life in her to give, a sense of being a sex symbol after seeing her fat co-star get famous on social media for slutty, and after being raised by a Hispanic sex worker who pivoted to be the biggest star on TV, rather than a sex worker…and for that reason…she’s posting topless in the bath photos – nipple out obviously…but little tit exposed for the fans…and it’s weird…but a sign of the times…everyone be getting naked everywhere they can….it’s liberating…unless you’re a dude, sending unsolicited dicks pics, in which case it’s sex offense…and the real loser in all this, besides the men, is all the flashers from year gone by, arrested when they were just trying to be free man… Here’s the weirdness. The post Sarah Hyland’s Topless in the Bath Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know enough about Elle Fanning to write anything interesting or compelling about her. I don’t even think I’ve seen any movies she’s in. I just like that she’s the sister of some Child Star who was exploited hard and earned serious money all before being 14 years old…fascinating – but also convenient for this one who got to just stroll into a career…like she’s strolling in her workout leggings…booty out…all youthful and fit… I appreciate Hollywood royalty who exist because of the suffering of relatives as no child star comes out of it unscathed…and I appreciate parents who see opportunity with their shitty kids, cuz kids are annoying mooches, make them earn for you and it makes having them not so bad…you know…if anything they make your dreams happen for you..and all it takes is no caring about their mental health…easy to do or justify…especially when seeing how fucked up the world is and how normal high school stundents are…at least theirs will have cash…and if they’re really lucky and it all works, and they have an Elle Fanning of their own, like the back-up daughter who can ride the second wave of success, you’ve sacrificed one you may not have sacrificed, you know you got them the good life…for the benefit of the rest of the family… Weird dynamic…but we only care about the fitness pants. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alessandra Ambrosio has been sucking more than just pineapple dick in efforts to stay fresh and youthful…unless of course there is botox on fillers up in this tropical delight…or maybe the sperm of some obscure Jungle animal…or maybe just the fresh blood of babies she harvests in some tribal ritual…because she’s 100 years old…and looks good… Must be some kind of witch… Spooky…. Except for the whole bikini thing…I mean that looks good… To see the rest of pics – so many bikini pics CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sucking Pineapple Dicks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess the life lesson is that when you boyfriend dumps your fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking troll…hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop masters, whoever the fuck you can, and figure out the slutty poses girls are doing, because Demi Lovato…is looking hot… I still don’t really know much about her, but she pops up all the time over the years and is always pretty shitty looking, but when girl poses like this, ass in the air…I start to care…good hustle girl….I like this marketing, clickbait, instagram influencer attitude. The more uptight people get about sex assault, rape, the patriarchy, men running business, the sluttier the posing gets…it’s a fucking win. The most interesting story about her I’ve heard is that her and Miley filmed an underage sex tape in Nashville..lesbians in cowboy boots…it may exist……who knows…who cares…she’s only looking good now…forget the Demi of the past…it’s about the Demi right now. The post Demi Lovato’s Looking Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Johanne Landbo is a hot nude model who has done shoots with her hot nude body for people like Agent Provocateur..and I guess other people… This shoot is making the rounds, but I feel like I’ve seen it before, I may just not have posted it, or maybe I did, it’s hard to keep track of this shit….but apparently it’s for Hefner’s son, who run the family business now, and who I guess has decided to take the instagram style photoshoot, that you see on all the “instagram” nude accounts that I guess are trying to polarize themselves as being woman run, for women, because women are powerful and men doing shit like this would be considered sexual intimidation… I don’t find it that great, but Johanne Landbo is great. The post Johanne Landbo Titties on a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lady Gaga is disgusting, and not just because of her face, but because of everything she represents, embodies…her insecurities from High School for being the loser rich girl who looked like shit…carried into her overcompensation as an adult…trying to be all unique and different, when really just being a hack, stealing ideas from other people, a puppet…who would try so hard to make as much noise as possible…and it worked because the population is crazy and stupid…her songs brainwashing and addictive…penetrating our brains and even when showing her tits…she’s dull…but at least she’s showing her tits…I guess… I mean there are countless things we could be looking at…. Instead of anything Lady Gaga oriented. The post Lady Gaga’s Saggy Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
WTF is this Asian Cheater Commute to Work of the Day Brazil with Guns Skytrain Girl Shows Boobs Woman Pulled By Hair to Safety Granny Driver of the Day Chopper Landing on Freeway Man Knocked Out with Plank The post Sniffing a Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Rose Depp is a cool girl, doing the cool girl social media thing, like getting topless on a paddleboard in front of her dad’s private island in the bahamas where he shelters money – because she’s rich as fuck and can do that while all the other 18 year olds are working shitty jobs, getting topless on cam sites, or for sugar daddies on some pervert sugar daddy website, because this porno world has made a whole group of exhibitionist sex workers who think they are empowered when really they are just going for easy money… Lily Rose will never have to be a sex worker, but being hip and fashion means we will see her tits and can pretend she’s a sex worker and I’m into that…and so should you…. The best of the celebrity kids in terms of look, overall vibe,, I’m a fan….even though she’s likely the worst….in certain situations the worst isn’t so bad…like this situation where the worst is a cute young girl topless for her social… The post Lily Rose Depp Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There was a time when Doutzen Kroes mattered…back when popular DJs were knocking her up….those were the days…but I guess she’s still got the kids with the DJ who thought he was getting a Victoria’s Secret model…. Well the good news is that there is life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes In a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .