This is what the world needs right now… Demi Moore’s daughter – RUMER WILLIS – Who may or may not identify as a woman, and who may or may not identify as a human, and who may or may not identify as a Potato because that is the shape of her head….with her tits busting out… I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis on the internet for a long time, which is pretty fucking dumb if you think about it, she’s barely trying to get famous in her own right, and it was really just slaughtering someone who had no control over being born to Demi… I should have just fixated on Demi’s shortcomings by using RUMER as a reference to how broken Demi’s vagina / uterus / genetics are….and to draw attention to just how much Plastic Surgery she’s had…as it reminds me of a story of a China Man who sued his wife for misleading him with plastic surgery when they had an ugly kid… That said, Rumer has gone onto get face injections, find fitness and is looking better than ever as she lives that rich kid from a broken home with a pervert stepdad life….but I could just be distracted by the tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rumer Willis Almost Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elma Pazar is some broad from Love Island… Love Island is some overly hyped show about trash finding love on an island or some other nonsense, that really just comes down to getting fucked, being drunk, or in this case showing off a shaved pussy, in an era when all the good pussy has bush… Confusing times, but people will do anything they can for attention.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elma Pazar Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alaskan Bush People is about to add yet another person to its family. Another very small person, that is, at least initially. Gabe Brown and wife Raquell Rose have announced that they’re expecting their first-ever child, breaking this very exciting piece of news to People Magazine via the statement below. We’re so thrilled to share we’re expecting a new addition to our family this November. God has blessed us in so many ways and we can’t wait to meet our little one this fall. The couple did not reveal the gender of its impending little one, but did specify that he or she is due on November 10. Brown’s famous younger sister, Rain, couldn’t help but also make her feelings known, telling this same publication of her brother, her sister-in-law and her future niece or nephew: “Gabe and Raquell are both adventurous, kind souls and I know they will be amazing parents.” We learned late last year that Gabe and Raquel were engaged . They then went ahead and actually got married in January in the state of Washington. This joyous and exciting pregnancy confirmation, however, comes just over a month after the parents-to-be exchanged vows for the second time in an intimate ceremony with friends and family in June. They did so on the five-month anniversary of their first nuptials. Gabriel and Raquell’s baby will be the newest member of this famous and beloved family after Noah Brown and his wife Alisha welcomed their son Elijah Connor Brown back in February. (Noah is the youngest of Billy and Ami Brown’s kids and has starred on Alaskan Bush People fromm the very beginning of this reality series.) “He’s already working on his howl! Rhain is a wonderful mother already, I am truly in awe of her and we are both very grateful and excited to welcome him to our family,” Noah told People at the time of his son’s birth. Elsewhere… This bombshell arrives a couple days after Discovery Channel announced the return Alaskan Bush People, following some concern that the show might get canceked. The new season will focus on the family’s move from Alaska to Washington, along with the challenge of building quality homes for every kid before winter. The season will also chronicle the arrival of little Elijah, of course, as well as Ami’s recovery after surviving her battle with cancer. Alaskan Bush People: Season 10 Trailer, Premiere Date Revealed! “We’re back guys,” Billy says in the above trailer for the new episodes. “It’s really important each one of the guys, they have their houses finished before the snow locks us up.” “For all of us, it’s really important at this point in life to have our own piece of land. What we’re doing here is symbolizing the future of the Browns,” Joshua Brown adds. Alaskan Bush People returns Sunday, Augagst 4 at 9/8c on Discovery Channel. CONGRATS TO GABE BROWN AND RAQUELL ROSE! View Slideshow: Alaskan Bush People: 13 Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know
Every single time Farrah opens her big ol’ mouth and speaks, it’s just a magical experience, isn’t it? And by “magical,” of course we mean “painfully, unimaginably dumb.” Though, to be fair, the way Farrah is able to twist reality and the English language really could be considered magical. After all, do you know anyone else who who’s capable of mixing up such impressive word salads? Anyway, Farrah is ridiculous, forever and always, and we all know it. But lately, things have been a bit different for her. She’s been out of Teen Mom OG for a good long while now, and since then, she’s kind of been floating in the wind, right? She did a stint on that MTV dating show, she does appearances now and then, and she’s been very active on social media. There have also been a few more adult ventures — remember when she tried to be a sex therapist on her camgirl site ? However, many, many people think she’s been working as a high class escort . The rumor has been floating around for a few years now, but in the past few months, it’s really picked up. The theory is that being a prostitute is how she manages to do so much traveling and to stay in such expensive resorts , and also how she pays for all the work she’s been getting. Like, we know it’s not her keen business sense that’s paying the bills. And let’s not forget that she’s been in legal trouble a few times in the past year. She owes people a whole lot of money. The prostitute theory has been supported by statements from two of Farrah’s former friends, Myla Sinanaj and Phoebe Price, as well as from her own mother. Just last month, someone asked Debra on Instagram how she felt about Farrah working as an escort, and she responded by saying that “God gave each of us free will.” Lots of sites have been reporting on all of this, and lots of people have been discussing it. Enough that when Farrah and Sophia were spotted at LAX and approached by paparazzi, she addressed it. “People always feed the need to drag hard working people down and wreck their families,” Farrah complained. She called those people “idiots and liars and haters.” She also spotted the opportunity to throw an insult at Jenelle Evans, who also accused her of being a prostitute earlier this month. “She definitely has been making poor choices,” Farrah said of Jenelle, apparently linking her to the “idiots and liars and haters” she discussed just before. “I’m just reacting to the facts,” she added. “She lost custody of her kids … that’s not a positive thing to even have on TV.” A feud between Farrah and Jenelle is just pointless, because they’re both awful and we can’t even root for either of them. Instead of focusing on that part, let’s move right ahead to the past where Sophia also spoke with paparazzi, OK? Sophia, totally of her own free will, spoke about her mother, saying “She’s always positive, she always makes me happy when I’m sad.” “And when we go through things like this type of stuff, everything just turns out fine and haters back off.” She also said “Our most mother daughter thing is vacations and travelling, and we really just have a lot of cute moments together.” As for those haters, had a little message for them: “I hope you get karma later in life. Don’t ever do that again because it’s wrong, and we all know that it’s wrong and that should never happen.” View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Threatens to MURDER Reporter Who Called Her a Prostitute! Yep, everything’s totally fine for the Abraham girls. Nothing weird or amiss here.
Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s 22 year old daughter and she’s being all playful and half naked on the internet as all girls do. So thanks to Madonna diluting her genes with her hispanic lover at the time, she’s turned out to be kind of hot, despite looking like she’s pretty hairy….cuz I love bush… I wonder (barely) how fucked up growing up as Madonna’s kid would be….you know with a narcissistic as fuck mom with an insane amount of money and access…it would be impossible for her to be well-rounded or normal in any fucking way – and impossible for her to not be ridiculously spoiled or entitled…never needing to work, always living in the shadow of her mom….but who cares… I think it is collectively more important to look at her young enough body being slutty. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lourdes Leon Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alyssa Lynch is some Canadian actress (sure she is)…and she’s got nipples on her bolt on tits (sure she does)…. Her claim to fame is being one of the Saved by the Bell Character in a Lifetime movie on the show….I am assuming she didn’t play Screech or Mr Belding or even Zach…but she may have fucked them all for the job…as she’s got the look of a stripper with a dream…who reminds us all that sometimes all you need is a dream… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alyssa Lynch Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rebecca Bangol is some titty on the internet / instagram girl who I guess is just living the BOOTLEG Marisa Papen life, where the sex worker who likes getting naked, boldly gets naked, while proving she is an empowered woman by not shaving her cunt, as a shaved cunt has apparently been a sign of the patriarchy, while a misogynist like me has always and forever loved bush and encouraged all women to grow out their bush, because I guess things aren’t black and white, and you can appreciate traditional gender roles or at last be aware of how crazy women are, but still appreciate a natural, ungroomed approach to pussy hair…. It’s fascinating how diverse we are as a people. And yes…this was BUSH on Instagram…a publicly traded company that recently just went up in value by 6 billion dollars cuz the internet is fucking nuts. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rebecca Bangol Brings the Bush of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sarah Hyland is showing off her tanlines. There is a tanline porn fetish. There are strippers over the last decades I’ve gone to stripclubs who go to tanning salons to get the tan lines. I guess it has to do with boxing off, or blocking out, or marking off the area that you’re not supposed to be seeing, and thus driving more attention it it, like nature’s HIGHLIGHTER…saying “THIS IS THE AREA THAT EVEN THE SUN DIDN’T SEE – BUT YOU GET TO SEE”….but I don’t know, I don’t have tan line fetishes, I just like all nudity and slutty behavior from women… So whether it’s Sarah Hyland, weird fucking Sarah Hyland using tan lines as an excuse to say she’s grown tits since her Kidney Transplants…or anyone drawing attention to their tits, with or without tan lines in the picture…SIGN ME UP…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Has TIts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Aubrey O’Day with the butthole tattoo…because I guess no one told her that Tattoos are a dated concept and getting them seems ridiculous in this era, especially when it is some grid looking thing, to allow us to see how fat she’s getting…. I guess she had pretty sold timing because she went viral last week for saying that Don Jr is her soul mate and they are meant to be together…as anything to get attention is fair game to try to get some fucking attention. This is silly. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
