Like every social media girl…..because everything comes down to social media now….this girl, Sarah Hyland, born in front of a camera and exploited by her parents, making her jump through hoops until she secured a job…. Sarah Hyland, who is normally weird looking, as figured out her angle…because her little underdeveloped adult body is hot….when her strange looking underdeveloped, probably thanks to creepy parents slipping drugs into her food tactics, is not that visible… Know your angles….like her co-star Ariel Winter…who is cockteasing her fans with her tits…. The post Sarah Hyland Finds her Angle Like She was Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Isn’t it so weird how Miley Cyrus has actually been managing to lay low recently? Gone are the days of constant topless selfies and weed references on Instagram, it seems. Not too long ago, Miley was twerking her little heart out, singing songs about partying and wrecking balls and more partying, but now it really looks like she’s moved beyond all that. And not a moment too soon, really. These days, it sounds like she’s moving back to her country roots — both in terms of her music and her modesty. And, of course, she’s also back with her longtime love, Liam Hemsworth. At the risk of sounding a little bit ridiculous, their love story really is a little bit magical, isn’t it? They met all the way back in 2009, when they filmed The Last Song together, and though they did have a few little breakups along the way, they were together until 2013. That’s when they broke off their engagement and went their separate ways for a little bit: Liam focused on his acting career, Miley focused on all that twerking we talked about earlier. But then, sometime in 2016, they rekindled their romance. They got re-engaged, and this time around, they both seem a lot more settled in their relationship. So settled that they went and got married without telling anyone?! As hurtful as it may be to think about, it is possible — and that’s because both Miley and Liam have been spotted recently with similar bands on their fingers. You know which fingers we’re talking about. Over the weekend, Liam was photographed with Miley’s mother, Tish Cyrus, wearing a simple band on the ring finger of his left hand. Then yesterday, Miley was spotted with a similar band while out and about filming for The Voice. And there aren’t many reasons why an engaged couple would wear matching rings on their left hands … But as much fun as it would be if these two had gone and gotten hitched on the sly, it seems like that’s not what’s going on here. TMZ, the site that originally posted the photos of the rings, reports that a source close to Miley says “100% no,” they are not married. Another source elaborated a bit more to Hollywood Life. According to that source, “everyone will know” when the wedding actually goes down. “Liam sometimes wears a ring that Miley bought him as kind of a promise ring, but it’s definitely not official yet,” the insider continued. “They haven’t even seriously started planning anything yet. Neither of them is in a particular hurry, as they’re both focused on their careers right now.” Besides, “they’re still pretty young, so they figure they have plenty of time.” We wish them all the best, of course, but considering their track record, this seems like a good course of action. Another breakup would be pretty tragic at this point — we don’t think we could handle a divorce. We’re rooting for you, Miley and Liam. We are all rooting for you. View Slideshow: 14 Celebrity Couples Who Just Can’t Quit Each Other
Rose Namajunas is apparently some UFC fighter that people are excited about because she can kick serious ass – and now that it is considered misogynistic to set up Jello Wrestling at your college bar…the UFC is the only place we can turn to for some chick on chick fighting action….you know it also doubles as a de-gay-ification of the UFC…because all that man on man animalistic testosterone that gives you a boner when you watch…needs to be diverted by chicks…so that you don’t have to deal with your own weird sexuality issues that may stem from you HGH and Tribal Tattoos you like showing off when gangbanging chicks with your bros…. I don’t really get excited by bare ass in mainstream magazines trying to produce clickbait…but I’ll post it anyway…because I like a woman who can kick my ass…because I probably deserve to have my ass kicked by a woman….and I’d definitely get a boner when getting my ass kicked by a woman…like I did in high school when I’d convince girls to wrestle me…entry level seduction… The post Rose Namajunas Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade… That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom… The post Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade… That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom… The post Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire, it’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dudes’ in his 80s and that would make her a product of his later in life marriage / sex….good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper… Some Warren Buffet shit… She’s got some new lips, all the girls have the lips, and she’s on a yacht in Europe because that’s what rich people do…they hang out in their bikinis, spending their daddy’s money, only in this case it’s her legit dad… I assume she’s still got dreams of making it as an actress…but really why bother, she did one movie once, that’s enough for a rich kid to have some level of creditibility, being more than just a trust fund earner who looks like an instagram slut…. But that body is so hot..it deserves so much more attention / sex tapes…I just wish she was a dirtier daddy issue broken slut…but I’ll take these bot bikini pics…looks good. The world needs more rich girls living the rich girl life in rich people places to make the rest of the world feel like shit about their poor, pathetic, selves…because one thing I’ll say about social media is that I don’t see enough models and hot chicks spending the day by the pool at mansions…and yachts…and 5 star hotels…you know… The post Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Remember how yesterday, I showed you guys Kate Upton ‘s new Shape Magazine cover ? Well, today, I’ve got the full photoshoot for you below, including a special behind-the-scenes video of Kate talking about… I have no idea, because I only watched it on mute. But whatever it is, I can tell you this: it all makes for a great workout. You’re going to have the buffest forearms and wrists after this.
I’m really surprised Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t found a billionaire husband. She has been doing this game long enough now, so I can only assume that girl is batsh%it crazy. Anyway, here she is doing the Instagram model topless selfie pose. Such a pro.
Kirsten Dunst in Nylon is not Kirsten Dunst in NYLONS…you know showing off her old lady skinny girl body with big, what must be saggy as hell tits, because it feels like she’s been around forever…we’ve seen her rise to the top and fall into some haggard crackhead looking mess..only to rise up again because I guess she ran out of money… In this episode of NYLON magazine, she talks about being on TV again in some show I don’t care about but more interestingly….she said “You can get jobs based on your Instagram following these days. That’s insane. But that’s why I have it now”… Meaning her instagram is just her clickbait, her way to be relevant, her way to prove her celebrity, because she knows she can’t get work without an Instagram, so now she’s on instagram…strictly for profit…like a garbage opportunist you know all these greedy cunts are…. I checked out her instagram, hardly slutty enough, but she’s got a lot of followers, because she’ Kirsten Dunst…an icon…I guess…but I’m more into her tits on her small frame.. The post Kirsten Dunst in Nylon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but Alessandra Ambrosio who is likely in her 40s, a mom, with fake tits and her skinny model body, who still gets paid to be a Victoria’s Secret Girl, despite being expired, at least seemingly expired, but I guess, fighting nature’s course….is Finally…showing a bit of her age in her bikini pics…because whatever that ass is doing…doesn’t happen to 20 year olds….it looks weird…but I like it. The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass is Looking It’s Age of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
