These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me…. They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits… Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later…. Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids…. Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The great thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she’s got a busted face. She knows that she’s not cute and that this whole acting thing where she played the hot chick was all a scam and just a testament to how bad writing and bad acting can divert people’s attention from the fact that a solid 6 is playing a 10…. She’s tried to get surgery, she probably fills her face, she sits in the gym all day because she knows body is better than face because you can always put a bitch on all fours and she knows…if you take a butt shot….your face becomes invisible…magical…and invisible….best magic trick ever….well not quite as good as hiding the cured meat in your cunt…but in the same realm of lovely… GOOD job Tisdale. The post Ashley TIsdale’s Aggressive Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I forgot Christina Aguilera existed even though she’s the biggest thing ever….I don’t follow her on social media…even though she was my favorite of the 90s poptarts… She’s not as fat as she used to be, but her tits are still fat and above all she’s Christina Aguilera and even though her voice was grating on my fucking nerves like some nails on the chalkboard shit…she still mattered…her little frame…her broken childhood….her implants…her edgy slutty phase… I was convinced that I would fuck her in my lifetime, I even made a bet with a friend that before I die – I will bang Christina Aguilera….I am not dead now, but like everything in life, I never really pursued that dream that really faded quick, because who the fuck cares about Christina Aguilera, except for the people getting paid by Christina Aguilera, like the men she owns and marries…. But it’s nice to see she’s whoring out on her social media I don’t even follow….because I am nostalgic… The post Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kim Kardashian has enough to deal with right now. We imagine she’s still dealing with the trauma of being robbed at gunpoint last October in Paris, and if reports are to be believed, she’s expecting a new baby or two via surrogate. If that weren’t enough, her husband, Kanye West, suffered a mental breakdown late last year, and it seems like he’s still working on getting himself well. There are also all those divorce rumors that keep popping up … The point is Kim has her plate full these days, and she doesn’t need more piled on. But unfortunately, that’s apparently just what Jay Z did when he released his new album last Friday. The issue is that, in one of the tracks on the album, Jay went after Kanye , and went after him hard. “I know people backstab you, I feel bad too,” he rapped. “But this ‘f-ck everybody’ attitude ain’t natural.” “But you ain’t the same, this ain’t KumbaYe, but you got hurt because you did cool by ‘Ye.” “You gave him 20 million without blinkin’,” Jay Z continued. “He gave you 20 minutes on stage, f-ck was he thinkin’?” “‘F-ckin’ wrong with everybody?’ is what you sayin’, but if everybody’s crazy, you’re the one that’s insane.” Pretty rough, right? It’s even rougher for Kim, who, according to a source who spoke to Hollywood Life, “gets very protective of her husband, like a mama bear.” “She thinks it was a low blow to diss Kanye and throw around words like ‘insane’ after all he’s been through.” “Kanye had a real difficult time last year,” the source continued, “and is still coming out of it, so to hit him like that wasn’t cool.” And you know what? It really wasn’t. To call someone who recently spent some time in a psychiatric facility to get help for some emotional issues “insane” — especially someone you used to consider a close friend — really is low. And if the story wasn’t sad enough already, another source added that “Kim is worried sick that Kanye is getting too worked up over this feud.” “She has worked so hard to get Ye to a more stable mental and emotional place and fears the strain of beefing with Jay will cause him to relapse back to an unhealthy mental state.” Kim “really wants Kanye to focus on his health and the family,” but “instead he seems more and more concerned with work, money and the tour and that really concerns her.” Yeah, if that’s true, it concerns us, too. It seems like overextending himself was what caused Kanye to have a breakdown in the first place, and it seems like he’s doing the same thing all over again. Why’d you have to go and be petty, Jay Z? View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 20 Weird Facts About the Sex Tape Star
Lesley Murphy won fans when competing in Season 17 of The Bachelor , vying for Sean Lowe’s heart way back in 2013. More recently, though, she made headlines for wisely getting a preventative double-mastectomy after finding out that her genetics put her at major risk of getting breast cancer. And now, after weeks of preparation, she’s gotten implants and she’s sharing her tale with the world. Her most recent photo shows her with her surgery happily behind her and she’s doing just fine. In this Fourth of July photo, Lesley jokes that she’s been “stuffing her bra since the ’90s.” Avoiding cancer before you ever get it is good. Having a great sense of humor about it is great . Just look at how cheerful she looks in this photo after receiving her breast implants: You may recall that Lesley discovered that she has the BRCA 2 gene, which puts her at major risk for breast cancer. A double-mastectomy is of course the best choice, but the fact that she’s sharing this with the world is so important. We’ve read of worst-case scenarios when women face this decision after a breast cancer diagnosis. One woman’s husband told her that he’d rather see her dead than without breasts. Another woman expected her husband to pick her up from her mastectomy and he never showed. When she eventually made her way home, she discovered that he had moved out while she was in the hospital. (The world is awful, sorry) So when Lesley Murphy shares her story, complete with photos, with the world, she’s working to reduce misunderstandings and to normalize the life-saving procedure for other women. It’s even better when she walks followers through every step of the way. That photo is of Lesley after her second post-op following the mastectomy surgery. Part of preparing to receive implants meant getting pumped with gradually increasing volumes of saline. She described the temporary expander implants as feeling like “boulders” as they brought her up from a flat chest to a C-cup. But now she’s past all of that and her implant surgery went well. “Happy with a 100% chance of swollen. Exchange surgery was a success and a huge difference from the double mastectomy surgery,” It sounds like her experience was, while not perfect, very much a best-case scenario. “After 3 hours I woke up and drank some ginger ale, saw my mom, discussed things with my sweet nurse and was wheeled out of my favorite hospital…where I felt like we hit every bump in the road on the way home. Ouuuuch.” Yeah, that sounds all kinds of agonizing. You don’t need to have ever had surgery or have boobs to understand that cars aren’t exactly the most comfortable place to be when you’re not feeling your best. Honestly, if we’d had any kind of major surgery so recently, you wouldn’t catch us posing for photos for the Fourth of July. You’d be lucky to catch us wearing anything more than a bathrobe. A C-cup is a lot of progress since Lesley Murphy’s post-mastectomy photo , right? Keep in mind, though, that if Lesley had wanted to keep her chest at that level, that would have been 100% fine. Not everyone who gets a mastectomy can afford to get implants afterwards. Not everyone who gets a mastectomy wants to get implants afterwards, for any of a whole host of reasons. But by sharing her story like this, Lesley may make it easier for an unknowable number of women to get life-saving procedures in the future. Boobs are awesome, but nobody should be dying to keep them. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Beat Cancer
Bella Hadid, possibly an American hating Palestinian American who could be one of those home grown terrorists, not necessarily in the traditional form, but in teaching the youth that if you’re skinny, tall enough, and have good enough fake tits, coupled with eager fame whore rich as fuck parents while being located in LA – the city of dreams – and a sister who paved the way with her shitty Kardashian friends…the American Dream can come true and you can be posting your nipples on social media like Kendall before her…and Kyle before her…because she too has nipples…that for some reason people think are great enough to give all the model jobs to… I don’t get it, I hate when the lame rich succeed…but people want to fuck her, so for that…here’s her nipples The post Bella Hadid Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all… So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP… BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that… The post Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nothing say hot like some shitty tits with nipple pasties on…especially when those nipple pasties are stars for AMERICA…as AMERICA gave TOVE LO an existence…and with that existence she gets to get overpaid to get on stage with nipple pasties on…to give you all something to jerk off to in the even you haven’t heard of porn sites, instagram and all other things that feature hot chicks, far hotter than this in more than just nipple pasties… Stars and Stripes / shitty tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tove Lo Pasties in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tara Lipinski the gold metal Olympic figure skater / midget freak who can ice dance like she was sent from heaven, channeling god through her little midget freak hips, to spin like she’s having a religious experience..the way her coach who probably molested pounded into her brain at her parent’s request because they saw talent and wanted an olympian daughter as parents do… Well, she’s doing a slutty bikini pose, mid 40, for you perverts who love America on American Day…USA USA USA. The post Tara Lipinski Expired Figure Skater Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kristen Bell has decided to celebrate America with her husband Dax and remind you that she’s got zero to no sex appeal left…what was once cute has not got any remaining sex appeal but just to make sure of that she uses the opportunity to destroy it with this picture … She’s in a onesie and not a bikini….and not the good kind of onesie you want to see when girls are slumber partying together with their tits out…but the mom at the preschool picnic onesie she’s not shoving cock inside her which would give her old lady some redemption….but in no way do I want to see that cock in her.. in sex tape….but the onesie is weak…but it is for America….living the American dream…and America must by default love it.. The post Kristen Bell for American of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
