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Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What better way to celebrate Suki Waterhouse’s ex boyfriend Brad Cooper, who helped put her on the map, having his baby with the hotter, soulless Irina Shayk he may or may not have cheated on SUKI with, because she’s Irina Shayk a soulless Russian who takes what she feels is rightfully hers, or what she feels she can use to get to the next level of winning at life….thank to post NUDE pics of a fake version of her – because this can’t be actually her – can it?? I mean, sure she’s a low level model actress, scenester chick, and all these girsl are obsessed with selfies, in an era where we are all PORNED up and into masturbating….this is exactly the kind of thing she’d do if I was to write her biography from a distance…because it is the kind of thing all girls do…it’s jsut that all girls don’t look this good. If she was to get a lawyer to get these taken off the internet – she’d be crazy cuz it gives her a little personality…I mean makes her current, with it, my kind of girl.. But then Again this is probably not her, just rumored to be….because that’s what perverts like jerking off to I guess…and it looks good to me….especially the cameltoe pic…I mean this could really be anyone… The post Suki Waterhouse Look A Like Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordana Brewster is skinny…and I like it….more girls should starve themselves especially in this body positive era. Skinny is more rare, more premium, more erotic…. Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos… Since then she’s turned 37… She’s best known for being in every Fast & Furious movie…I’ve never seen any, but I know people, usually the worst fucking people love those movies, and when they take a minute away from jerking off to PAUL WALKER and VIN DIESEL…this pussy makes the experience more hetero…like the time I found out someone I know gave Vin a blowjob, a girl, which debunked all the gay assumptions I hate about it…straight for PAY…cuz you can’t be a terrible acting action star who makes billions if you’re an out of the closet homo..all the jacked up steroid frat boys who love him would be confused…. This isn’t about them..it’s about an old lady like Jordana Brewster…surviving, thriving,striving, in a bikini to help promote their new installment…. I call this – not quite menopausal, at her sexual prime, but probably not getting her period thanks to starvation…which means no unwanted pregancy, not that you can relate to that. Your dream is to have a woman let you knock her up so that you have something more than your empty life and so that you are never alone. HOT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Now An Instagram Model

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

It might be shocking to some of you, but did you know Elizabeth Hurley is 51 years old? Judging by these pictures of her on Instagram, I’d give her 48 max! A hot 48!. You know it’s one thing for a girl in their 20s to be prancing around on social media, but not a hot old cougar. Grow up! Better yet, do something that makes you relevant again. A post shared by Elizabeth Hurley (@elizabethhurley1) on Apr 9, 2017 at 4:18am PDT » view all 15 photos                   Continue reading →

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More Carlie Jo Howell’s Hotness In Your Cup

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I’m still waiting for the world’s hottest coffee shop owner/barista Carlie Jo Howell to take me up on my exciting business proposal (AKA opening one of her topless coffee shops in my mom’s basement). But here’s a few more of her latest Snapchat pictures to help tide me over until she finally comes to her senses and realizes what a great franchise opportunity that would be. Trust me, I know a ton about the coffee business. I figure I’ve been thrown out of and/or banned from at least 100 Starbucks by now. Call me! Continue reading →

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Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter’s got cellulite on the front of her leg, that’s just how dumpy she is. But it’s nice to see her mooch boyfriend walk around with her, proud to be with her, because she’s famous and it’s good brand association, even though she looks like a dumpy fucking troll, pulling some FAT girl Body Positive – don’t body shame – bully – because all lives matter in this flimsy society of wimps..even fat girl lives…which goes against all of our core beliefs as humans…. She’s still 18 or 19 and young enough to not be unfuckable, but then again very little is unfuckable, the age counts for A LOT…but she will melt into the slop she looks like she already is…some JABBA the hut shit…and there will still be dudes willing to get in on that because they are weird perverts and she’s rich… It amazes me that people find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Ariel Winter’s Terrible Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Bensimon Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Kelly Bensimon in a bikini.. To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Kelly Bensimon, despite being alive, her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bikini…. What is this boxy menopausal mess doing…who knows…who really knows….because I don’t fucking know who this monster is other than being in some Real Housewives shit and more importantly – having a husband named Gilles – or ex husband – be previously married to Elle Macpherson who is way hotter than this….because he’s a creepy photog who is still creepy photoging and girls love that shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Bensimon Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s my birthday and Selena Gomez went out of dinner last night, where she was being a little nasty to the paparazzi hiding her face like she was hiding a herpes sore…or a black eye from a volatile relationship…or a big black dick to the eye…because these girls are fragile man..they have the money, the team of people, the support, the constant work, the fans, the staff of trainers, psychiatrists, the best money can buy…of meds and drugs and good times…they don’t need to work another day in their life…but they are fragile man…and fragile things like abusive people who take advantage of them like K-Fed….not to say The Weekend is that guy, that would be racial profiling and I’m not that guy…he’s Canadian and good…and both are using each other because it’s good for business…and pissing off Bieber…the other Canadian she put in her….because she’s got a Canada fetish…weird… She’s such a broken thing…hiding like she’s scared….but it’s nice to see young love, or in this case emotionally fucked up and needy things hounding her man so he can’t breathe without her there…all looking boring…maybe hiding her LUPUS he probably hopes hospitalizes her for a few weeks so he can get a damn break…she’s needy and her vagina flexible… Why So angry little LUPUS monkey…? The post Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Sour Face for Terry Richardson of the DAy

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid is in this photoshoot for Terry Richardson, maybe because she wanted to get molested by a photographer who was really tried by the media and lost jobs by the media trial because no bitch every got him charged with Sexual Harassment, they just made stories and that was enough to ruin him……girls who don’t get their way are so quick to call rape…..some girls like it like a little demented rich girl wanting to soak through her panties when being told what to do with herself in her underwear by some old rumored pervert….to speak to her daddy issues, or maybe to feel edgy – like she’s not some white washed candy coated bullshit personality who doesn’t deserve a career, but has a career thanks to being a full of shit marketed to the media whore who loves every second of it… I think it’s safe to say why Terry got as far as he did, because despite Bella having that troll face that looks jacked up on BOTOX FILLER SHIT, she always looks like she’s sucking on lemons, but in his pics…she is likeable… He may not be able to take a technical photo, but he knows how to get people, even vapid useless puppets like this Hadid to feed some emotion into the mix…even if her only emotion is “more money, more fame, more followers, more face injections, more cleavage, less bra, I’m an icon, I work hard”…..bullshit… I guess the pics aren’t that great, but they are better than nothing… Status seeker trying to find legitimacy Hadid…or maybe she is delusional and just likes that his name has the word Rich in it….but probably more a groupie situation… The post Bella Hadid Sour Face for Terry Richardson of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#TBT Sarah Paulson Topless In W Magazine

Posted on April 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Makes Sense Sarah Paulson Would be Topless by the Window… read more

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Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

WILD ON!….with her top off…and I don’t even really know if this is considered topless, I mean sure she’s got no top on, but her tits are such ridiculous bolt ons, that besides the nipples, which I assume she was born with, we are essentially dealing with some man-made bullshit….that is like wearing a top – but on the inside of her skin…because big tits lead to opportunities…especially for Brooke Burke because without the tits, there would be no Wild On, her claim to fame that brought her to Dancing with the Stars and her huge instagram following where she speaks to moms like she’s Paltrow…because this girl BREEDS… She’s 45 and still doing it. Whatever it is, which seems to be paparazzi pandering for tabloid coverage because at this stage in the game- who gives a fuck….from her being topless as the person being topless..they are just tis.. to her being topless for us as the spectator…she’s old, she’s tired, they are just tits that aren’t even her tits…whatever…across the board. The post Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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