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Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done…. The post Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bojana Krsmanovic is a 25 year old Serbian model with big tits – who could be or could have been a sex worker – because of the whole Eastern European hot thing – but who cares if she is or not – because all girls are sex workers in their own right – they just won’t admit it – but will instead claim to be empowered – because it is empowering to get paid for being hot – whether as a model – or in SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016… Well now Maxim has taken her over to say “huge tits on a skinny frame from Eastern Europe”….must be celebrated in their photoshoot for a magazine that also covers Dax Shepard….TOP NOTCH. I lost my virginity to a Serbian prostitute who couldn’t speak English but who was somehow here and she didn’t charge me…so I have a soft spot in my heart for these kind people…even though I didn’t cum when I lost my virginity. Something VERY important to this post – because Human Trafficking and Serbians is all I know… I just checked her INSTAGRAM and I’m in love…. It’s too bad she only hit at 25…I mean that’s retirement age for models…but we got a good year in her… The post Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Slutty Model Sisters Leveraging that they are Sisters to Make Their Topless Shoot Go Further of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Halpin and Joanna Halpin are sisters…who are making moves, very slowly, as models who get naked – both doing the same hustle because both come from the same household and have the same moral and value system – but who know above all and most importantly – as the Budwesier Twins and the Playboy Twins of our era….knew…that two is better than one – and when girls get naked together – while related – even if it’s not a big deal – and they aren’t eating each other out…magic gets set off in our soul…. This is as trashy as all the other TWINS….but it’s the instagram era…where the quality and posing of images is less trashy…it’s soft lit, soft focus, posted romantically but the underlying message is still the same…trash…and if this is TRASH I am happy to be both the garbage man picking it up, or the homeless man digging through it for food scraps to sustain…. The post Slutty Model Sisters Leveraging that they are Sisters to Make Their Topless Shoot Go Further of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Shows 10 Percent Maybe 15 Percent of her Tit While Selena Gomez Dances of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Overrated Bella Hadid – the model who everyone likes to work with except The Weeknd because he upgrated to a SELENA Gomez….who can be seen here with her new face that he fucks…which is substantially hotter… While Bella Hadid posted a picture of her overpaid tranny looking face to her social media – without turning her back to what she’s got going for her – because there’s 10 – 15% of her tits….which some may find exciting…if you’re really into cleavage…like a 7 year old boy who’s never seen porn…. I guess this is her low level attention seeking, cuz she’s a basic rich girl who is randomly celebrated because her sister went VIRAL with the Kardashians and this is the trickle down effect of LAZY bookers booking… “We can’t get a Jenner, or that other Hadid, they are too expensive, go with her straggler latch on sister, riding the coattails and taking the spilloverwork”……because we live in a world of groupies who just want to be as close to whatever is deemed the action…. The post Bella Hadid Shows 10 Percent Maybe 15 Percent of her Tit While Selena Gomez Dances of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow on Vacation Being a Rat Cow of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rat Cow is so diverse – she can show more than just her tits – she can also show her ass… Rat Cow is my favorite hybrid animal…it’s got the face of the rat, the prosperous utters of a cow, and it’s comes in the form of a woman who shameless prostitutes herself like some kind of sex worker, through exhibitionism, all to get attention and it worked…. She’s making over a million dollars a year at this bullshit racket, and it’s all because of her bullshit rack…that people jack it to…in a read that fast it will confuse you kind of way…. She’s not a fan of mine, not that she cares that I exist, but she cares enough to block me on social media – and that’s not very nice….especially when all I do is talk about how her lip injections look defated, or her fake tits look great for fake tits, all on her skinny frame that carries her average at best face… It’s like these girls don’t like the ranking system, but they parade themselves around like a bunch of cows at the cattle auction for people to fucking rate them… If they don’t want to be sexualized, or jerked off to, which they do, they are exhibitionists and just can’t say they like it, they could stay in the damn house and create something of purpose in the world… Instead…they create smut, which arguably has purpose, it’s just low hanging fruit…look I have big tits…look at my big tits..pay me so I can go on vacation to whore out my big tits more than I already have because it’s been 5 years…and I need it to continue… The post Rat Cow on Vacation Being a Rat Cow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 3.21.17

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Top Ten Irish American Celebrities Fleshbot Abbey Clancy nipples in see-through dress Taxi Driver Movie Brianna Addolorato caught topless at the beach The Nip Slip Dioni Tabbers nude by Ellen Von Unwerth Drunken Stepfather Melissa Clarke killer topless (header image) Egotastic All Stars Lucy Li and her milk soaked tits Boobie Blog … read more

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Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yanet García is a Mexican meteorologist….because Mexico like to remind you…like on every TACO TUESDAY…or CINCO DE MAYO….or really weekend night where white drunk women run around with Sombreros because it is one of their birthdays…that they are better than we give them credit for… The Mexicans are more than just gardeners, illegals and drug runners making billions off GRINGOS….they are more than Mexican hookers at the Tijuana border fucking Donkeys for GRINGOS….they are actually enterprising people who understand good entertainment…good times…sure they are slow as fuck when you order food from them….but who needs to be quick for anything when you’re too busy watching weather reports… Well, she’s hit 4 million followers and this is her celebratory ass shot…a girl who knows her worth, purpose and why she’s got the fucking job….yes…I am all for girls in the work force and this is prime reason why…empowerment…. MY NAME IS JESUS MARTINEZ BECAUSE I AM HALF MEXICAN AND WHEN MY PEOPLE BRING IT…IT’S BROUGHT…..and sometimes you don’t even have to tip them because you’re a fucking racist. The post Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney has enough strategic thought to pull a RAT COW…but the white girl with big tits…who is more the kind of rich wife to some athlete who you’d expect to see at the RODEO…who may live in LA because that’s where the fancy live…but who is straight Florida hooters or 1980s topless donut shop level of class…where as people like RAT COW….take the art angle to their short tight trashy sex shop looking skirts…so people buy into their slutting as anything but a cheap photo op to hopefully have someone like me write about…because it’s very important news you know….if you look close enough you can see her asshole…or what I like to call her soul… I know, fuck Charlotte McKinney when she doesn’t show her tits – so Here are some Charlotte McKinney Photoshoot showing some tit…. The post Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Underwood – TOpless on Snapchat of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Playboy drop out and FAKE TIT owner – Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience… It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…in lingerie because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can.. I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…and it’s worth jerking off to… Especially since you can google her pussy pics…a pussy Seacrest probably did coke off of – as he does….he’s a little homosexual workhorse – dude probably sleeps an hour a day to keep his billion dollar empire going…. Not that this is about Seacrest, it’s about Hawaii……and Sara Jean tits… The post Sara Underwood – TOpless on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paige Elkington Shoot in the Church of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her very hot …. I didn’t really know who she was until stalking one of her friends….feeling compelled to google her and her Twin Peaks fetish and it turns out that she’s hot, possibly interesting, even if she seems like she’s trying hard….but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with tastes….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time… At least it’s not Adam Levine but rather some other dude making millions off that annoying music…and dude really deserves the money because having to listen to Adam Levine sing his girlie sounding songs – while sharing tour buses and backstage with him – must be so fucking awful dude deserves the millions upon millions…you couldn’t pay me enough to be in the room with the dude for more than 10 minutes…and this guy records albums and travels the world with him….the things people do for cash…cash that helps get girls like this….Paige…because lets face it…she doesn’t fuck poor dudes… Here are her pics of her looking hot because she’s hot… The post Paige Elkington Shoot in the Church of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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