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Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I just hate Canadians who make because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist…but they never get shot… She’s in a bikini…and looks a lot more like a dude than a babe on a show…maybe it’s fitness…maybe it’s menopause…maybe it doesn’t matter…because it happened and no one gives a fuck about what I have to say about it… The post Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I just hate Canadians who make because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist…but they never get shot… She’s in a bikini…and looks a lot more like a dude than a babe on a show…maybe it’s fitness…maybe it’s menopause…maybe it doesn’t matter…because it happened and no one gives a fuck about what I have to say about it… The post Evangeline Lilly Muscles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Farrah Abraham is known for being a subtle famewhore..who shamelessly pulls out her tit in a bathing suit for the paparazzi because she knows how this shit works…. She’s Teen Mom, she’s been at this for a while….because she’s no longer a teen, in fact she looks 40….and with a dead baby daddy, she was forced to single mother her way through life, now more than ever because she’s off the show and no one cares about her, she’s already taken the right steps by producing some porn, two or more movies with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit from early childbirth….allowing you to appreciate anal the way you should… Nothing she’s done has made her really famous – but she exists and that’s pretty good for some sexual deviant, slut to some…who got pregnant to get on TV…and that alone makes her amazing…I just watched THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE and it’s pretty awesome….it also made me a lot of money so I love everything about her… These bikini/bathing suit pics are just bonus… WATCH THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE The post Backdoor Farrah Abraham Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Richie and Pia Mia are best fucking friends…which makes sense, they are both ratchet little rich kids, youtubers or daughters of Lionel Richie…but unlike Nicole Richie are his actual DNA….so probably more loved, spoiled and in this era…of entitled cunt…annoying.. Together they are living in the LA scene…leveraging each other for followers, doing the LA thing to get noticed and paid attention to…so that they too can be Kardashians…or make that money for posting bullshit pics to social media like it matters…and I guess young girls are into them, into following them…and there’s just so much crossover between all these idiots…they are like the popular crowd in the highschool and I’m the creepy teacher jerking off to them….works for me…because having to listen to them talk would be far too tedious when staring at their pantyhose and poses takes little to no effort… The post Sofia Richie and Pia Mia in Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is a perfect level of medicated and crazy….doing weird videos from her house to share with her fans…because she loves performing, being on camera, and thanks to the internet she can put this kind of shit together with little effort, some basic editing software…provided her family even let her use her own phone, they’d hate for her to cry for help, it would get in the way of their exploiting her for money for three decades at this point.. The post Britney Spears Does a Runway Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner Smokes Marijuana In New Photoshoot Kylie Jenner’s following closely in her big sis Kim’s footsteps. Now that she’s (somewhat) grown , Her job is basically to take random sexy pictures and sell products…sometimes simultaneously. Keeping in line with that, she’s just released some new photos of herself topless and smoking on that Calabasas kush….with full hair and makeup, of course. We guess it’s no biggie. Weed is legal in California after all…and Kylie is over 18. We’re sure she and Tyga have been piff-puffing together on the regular since she was a sophomore in high school anyway. But of course, Kylie wasn’t done there. She also unveiled photos of her bare butt (shoutout ti Kimmy), which she also plans to screen print on tee shirts and sell to the impressionable children that call themselves her fans. But we guess selling photos of those plumped-up cakes is just a return on investment for the enhancements she’s purchased. Hit the flip… Instagram
Apparently – Liza Kei – is a “fashion model” with some very important modeling agencies…and she went out for some topless on the beach because topless isn’t porn – it’s art – and stop sexualizing the nipple – even though all people sexualize the nipple – making it good for traffic, followers because tits get hits….it just seems less shameless… To me, she’s an instagram model on some hustel to get more followers, but she’s only at 20k so she’s not annoying and I can look at her bikini shoot like the pure and beautiful angel opportunist that she is.. The post Liza Kei is Pretty Fucking GOod of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is good. That’s really all there is to it. She’s got it all figured out and it’s working out pretty fucking well for her…and throughout it all – she’s a skinny girl with good tits…tits she shows off…tits we’ve seen…but tits that the industry embraces as they scramble to figure out how to merge digital and traditional TV…fascinating….but not really…it’s just good… HER TRANSPARENT NIPPLES ON SNAPCHAT – NOW A PUBLIC COMPANY – ARE GOOD TIMES The post Bella Thorne’s Solid Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In fascinating news you should try to masturbate to…the tyrant, psycho, ego, coddled and super rich despite being so fucking boring…Taylor Swift….has thrown her real life Barbie doll in the trash….and that her and Karlie Kloss are no more because they fought over a boy or some bullshit…. She may be been the hired friend, to give Taylor credibility as a real person with real friends who do real things like get togethers and Thanksgiving parties….but she’s a fucking mooch who was using Taylor Swift for attention, to increase her profile and to get her jobs.. Because the world they live in is Transactional…and more interestingly…disgusting, vapid, self involved, materialistic…terrible… The only fun thing about it is to see how far Taylor can push the mooches, can she dress them or tell them what to do and say…how much abuse can she put them through…and how far do they go before they crack…and how long before they crawl back to their god… It’s creepy…and here are some pics of Karlie Kloss that are boring as fuck but for some reason I saved them to post…I guess because I have no taste…sounds about right. Shitty pics – but she’s got long legs – right. The post Karlie Kloss Post Taylor Swift Break-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
