Very important Jennifer Lawrence was probably paid millions and millions of dollars by Dior to star in their commercial…. A commercial that has been on their YOUTUBE for about a week and that has 13,000 views… People who vlog about buying a T-Shirt at Walmart, a black size medium T-Shirt….shot on their iPhone 4….have more views that this shit..and it’s Tagged Jennifer Lawrence..an overrated actress, who isn’t that hot, has great tits, but who is a tool in the Hollywood equation to keep budgets high…She’s awkward and annoying and for some reason cosmetic companies have huge budgets to throw at some Hollywood shit, because they are all fame whores….and feel it’s status….but I doubt anyone would buy cosmetics because Jennifer Lawrence said so….but whatever…it happened and I’m just using this post as an excuse to post this pic of her or her body double naked and mid-fuck in a movie called Passnger…. Here are those very important Cosmetic pics… The post Jennifer Lawrence Getting Paid Like the Hooker She is of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel is probably in Miami recovering from Plastic Surgery from her Plastic Surgeon who gives all the VS girls Tummy Tucks….before releasing her mom body…to the rest of the world…via staged paparazzi pics…. It’s the big reveal… It’s too bad that bikini is containing her banged out mom pussy, because I’d rather see something authentic on this plastic bitch…you know everything so manufactured and full of lies… The Victoria’s Secret star, who has only worked in Victoria’s Secret…doesn’t even have milk filled tits…which brings up the important question of what the fuck is the point of having kids…maybe it’s some shes’ 30 and feels the need to breed with the guy she cheats on….or maybe it was one too many abortions…or maybe it is some South African AIDS rate related bullshit….and that’s about all I have to say about that… Classic bikini paparazzi pics though…good old fashioned internet content…like bikini pics even matter anymore… The post Candice Swanepoel is Back in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the jailbait who looks 40 and who isn’t really jailbait of the minute….it’s one of those probably not so sustainable, and not because of her terrible skin, or even because her body or willingness to show off her body isn’t there…but because we are all wilted flowers, separated from our stem, slowly rotting away….and the world is a vapid, insignificant place…where nothing actually matters, where people don’t commit to anything, where we move onto the next young tight body showing off her tight body to get fans and followers, the second she comes along…and sure the one sold off to the industry by her terrible stage parent is still going to be around…and thanks to social media….will still make money because being on TV gets you started on social media….where the real money is…and the slut pics carry it, grow it, and help you monetize it… You all know this, but what the fuck else am I supposed to say about Bella Thorne, that she seems fucking boring, trying to be ratchet, since all young girls are ratchet now…hip hop is pop and being a rachet is cool…so they are all doing it…like basic white girls…are fucking twerking and shit…and that is or can a wonderful thing….what was once reserved for strippers is now perfect for Disney kids…amazing.. The post Bella Thorne is Magical of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently this is Petra Nemcova rocking a see through – and I figure when you’re a Tsunami survivor, you don’t really need to wear clothes. Surviving a Tsunami, and not just any Tsunami, but THE Tsunami that put the word Tsunami in your vocabulary, and that also killed her photographer fiance…while she climbed up a fucking tree and survived….you can pretty much go through life giving everything, from life itself, to everyone around you the finger…because it’s one of those “fuck you” survivals…that gets you the green light to do anything you fucking want….it’s not surviving date rape, or an abusive relationship, or being cheated on, or gaining 10 pounds…it’s a natural fucking disaster that killed thousands…you get the pass to show us all your tits, but then again, I don’t even know if I see tits….people say this is see through, but it’s not nearly see through enough to really be seen as see through…you know…I want more crazy, more exhibitionism, out of this survivor… That said, she’s still hot. Shit didn’t mangle her….but I’m sure everyone she knows is tired of hearing about it…like everyone who visits this site is tired of reading my useless opinion on everything…. The post Petra Nemcova See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Watson is in Vanity Fair. Her fans are weird. They will jerk off to Vanity Fair like it was Playboy they found in their dad’s bedroom when they were 12, because they’ve been wanting to fuck her since she was 12…not really that wholesome – but being into Wizards and fantasy does weird things to nerds – especially – sexually… I don’t understand the hype, but I’m not a Harry Potter weirdo who spent a decade waiting for her to ripen…they are a special breed of human… The post Emma Watson Naughty Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Obviously, every award show roles around and I say that shit’s for old people who still have TV… That’s not to say I don’t like movies, I just don’t like the cunts in movies after the movies, with all their money fame and egos… I am pretty glad Lala Land didn’t win, but Oscar So White was top priority as they scramble to stay relevant…but like social media and shit, the only way to do that is with a meme, hashtag, publicity stunt……OR……controversy… It’s an archaic, incestuous, masturbatory experience in “let’s celebrate our goddamn selves with trophies that market our movies and elevate us as a whole”…and whatever…it happened…and bitches were there in dresses….despite all being hookers who did some shit to be famous…. Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, I am not part of the “it” crowd, I am not nominated or giving speeches to rooms full of my peers saying “i’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best”….But I figure staring at the overrated pussy in pics is a better way to go about these things…. Hailee Steinfeld was there in a sheer, but not quite sheer enough dress….looking skinnier than ever – cuz skinny is better… Emma Roberts was there in a skimpy top for her skimpy tits…all ginger and average looking….all skinny and not fat….which is a good thing. Emma Stone, I didn’t even look to see if she won, but she probably did, even though she’s terrible, but it is her time….to shine….the belle of the ball..trying to be classically beautiful with the Botox face….and still rocking that weird mouth….I don’t hate her for existing, I just think she’s an overrated average at best chick who has tricked you all…and I’m right… Here she is at some Oscar party in some pantsuit with her stupid looking mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Salma Hayek was There with a Botox Mangled Face and Some Very Fertile…like the virgin soil on her Mexican Citrus and Avacado farm…. Chrissy Teigen Was there – Medicated and in a sheer top – cuz she’s a hooker who seduced the right wallet and now gets invited to Oscars as the escort…. Jessica Biel was there – dressed like a Trophy – Cuz She’s the Trophy Wife – Getting Older and Older….Rotting even…. Here butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kirsten Dunst Was there – Cuz She Didn’t Die of a Drug Overdose Yet….Her Snaggle Tooth was her date, but she kept her mouth shut so we don’t get to see the source of her super powers… Alicia Vikander was there…because she’s the Naked AI you nerds want to fuck….oh and sshe’s won an Oscar before… OH SHIT…Scar Jo….so Iconic with her lesbian hair… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Big Girl Big Star Charlize Theron….is old…but the guy who she fucked for her first part will always remember her big break…she probably blocked it out…it’s been so long…. Brie Larson – Big WInner Last Year was there….and she’s back… Brie Larson in the best Hair and Make-Up her celebrity money can by – is so fucking basic looking, so average, like how is she not a waitress at Denys…what is this shit… Felicity Jones Was There – I don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for the Part…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Sofia Carson – I Don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for a Role…. Dakota – Thank God her Mom is Melanie Griffith – Johnson – was there, obviously…her mom got her tickets….. White Girl Pretending to be Black – Halle Berry – Oscar Winner – Was There with her Ethnic Hair…because Oscars So White needs more color.. Nicole Kidman is Still a Fucking Robot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Milana Vayntrub is some monster but she’s amazing…I don’t know what Oscar Party it was…but it was the right one… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE Amy Adams and her Tits Were there…. Ryan Gosling’s sister, who is likely old and chubby, but has fat girl tits, and shows her fat girl tits, for attention was there…and it was magical…she’s gone viral – she’s now a MEME….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post The Oscars Happened and Here are some Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mariah Carey and Her Monster Tits were also at that very same event…..all crazy looking….but busty…in a bra too small for her because she’s crazy…but not too crazy to expose the nippple… Kate Upton was also there… I feel like this is the kind of picture some of the worst nerds out there would fucking love to jerk off to, so that’s my motivation in posting it… Kate Upton, big girl marketed as a skinny girl, despite being a big girl, because she’s rich as fuck and could create or buy her own destiny / career…who has been starving herself and working out hard the last two years to be less fat….showed up to an Oscar Party…with her gunt in tow….where she met who I assume is Chistopher Walken….but who really could be anyone she’s trying to suck up to to further her career…. And Nina Dobrev…who looks like she’s dying of AIDS was there, but should probably have been over at the Elton John AIDS event…due to her looking like she’s got AIDS…but I’ve heard she’s got herpes…not AIDS…what do I know.. Nina Agdal was there in a sheer dress – and all it took was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio to get her there…good strategy… Hooker Rat Cow was at the Vanity Fair event, because this bitch and her social media account money, have milked as many opportunities as fucking possible. She goes to every single event she can get into – to be some socialite – or to reposition to polarize herself as a legit celebrity, or model, and not a low life naked for attention gutter slut….that we now this famewhore is….trying so hard…while being garbage….amazing tits though…that’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey’s Nipple in a Bra too Small for Her as Kate Upton’s GUNT Meets Walken of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oscar night wouldn’t be complete unless someone flashed their pussy… This year…the pussy flash was Blanca Blanco… The picture is too small for my amateur vagina staring eyes…but there’s definitely pussy exposed…. Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….know for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version… So it’s very safe to say – she did this on purpose…pussies aren’t like cocks, with a mind of their own, exposing themselves like that out of no where… It’s a set up….to get people to talk about her…as they fucking should, because a woman willing to put her pussy out there is a woman willing to do what it fucking takes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post Blanca Blanco Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Watson was in Asia, where I am sure she’s super famous because she’s Emma Watson and super fucking famous….all huge on the nerd shit…the pervert shit…the 14 year old dudes wanted to fuck, but couldn’t because that would make them creepers…only to wait for her 18th birthday to actually go through with the masturbation session – a monumental moment…on some MAYAN ruins shit….the orgasm built up inside their testicles for nearly a decade…giving them time to plan their Harry Potter fan boy, cosplay costume….before busting on himself in a glorious Emma Watson mess… I like these pics of her little cleavage because I am a pervert, but not like an Emma Watson fan pervert, just a titty pervert who likes cleavage…like a normal pervert…no round rimmed glasses necessary…. Here’s some bitch Lucy Watson doing Yoga in the park…it’s always the younger sister living the good life, doing YOGA all day like some kind of slacker…unless they aren’t related at all… TO SEE MORE LUCY WATSON CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson in the Beauty and the Beast of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
