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#FreeTheNipple: Heidi Klum Edition

On being topless at the beach when she’s 60: “It’s just who I am.”… read more

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Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is some fat titty instagram leech who is based in LA, has huge fucking tits, is probably not even named Vreeland, but is riding some diluted family connection to one of the original fashion icons who worked in NY fashion, to use as an angle in trying to get ahead…when she’s not milking her “Bff”…instagram hooker “PEACE LOVE SHEA” who used to be a slutty instagram girl…before rebranding herself as fashion….getting invited to all the fashion events…because people are fucking idiots and believe anything.. So these are “it girls” at least amongst themselves in their LA plastic, bullshit, zero cool, disney commercial pop nonsense…that has no soul…but she’s playing a part to get a head and with that comes pulling out the fat tits…and we like fat tits…so keep up the good work…fat tits….doing the Em Rat Cow…because if you do it in LA…it seems to transcend across the world…. This shit is for LUI magazine…there are nude pics of her HERE The post Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day

Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is some fat titty instagram leech who is based in LA, has huge fucking tits, is probably not even named Vreeland, but is riding some diluted family connection to one of the original fashion icons who worked in NY fashion, to use as an angle in trying to get ahead…when she’s not milking her “Bff”…instagram hooker “PEACE LOVE SHEA” who used to be a slutty instagram girl…before rebranding herself as fashion….getting invited to all the fashion events…because people are fucking idiots and believe anything.. So these are “it girls” at least amongst themselves in their LA plastic, bullshit, zero cool, disney commercial pop nonsense…that has no soul…but she’s playing a part to get a head and with that comes pulling out the fat tits…and we like fat tits…so keep up the good work…fat tits….doing the Em Rat Cow…because if you do it in LA…it seems to transcend across the world…. This shit is for LUI magazine…there are nude pics of her HERE The post Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek in GQ Mexico of the Day

Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness… I guess she’s in some midlife crisis, or pulling out the old content she shot and never used, for GQ Mexico…in her second media blitz for Mexico in a day, maybe she’s running for President there…or maybe she’s got a new movie…or maybe she’s calling favors to get the attention she SEEKS…who knows…but good fucking job…reminding us why you exist…THEM TITS. Solid…yet so soft and juicy…like a ripe Mexican Avacado i want to stick my dick in….and fuck…because I am that dude you can’t leave rotting fruit around…I’ll just fuck it. The post Salma Hayek in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caption CompeTITion: Sarah Silverman Topless Bathtub Edition

Welcome to the Mr. Skin Caption CompeTITion! Each week we’ll look at a Skin-approved pic and really try to capture its essence, its gestalt, its… nudity, through a caption. The winner will be contacted via e-mail to receive a Mr. Skin t-shirt or other skintastic swag. Good luck!… read more

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Martha Hunt for Harper”s Bazaar Mexico of the Day

As a racist, you’d probably be amazed that Mexico isn’t a fourth world country, where people are just making corn tortillas all day, riding Donkeys for American perverts, while waiting in line at the borders to try to break into America, for a life of glory working as a hotel staff or dishwasher… Mexico is actually a pretty booming place, with lots of industry, sophistication, art, music and food…so they have their own magazines, or versions of American magazines like Harper’s Bazaar…where they feature very important American women you’ve never heard of, but she hangs with Taylor Swift socially and works for the evil underwear empire, so she must be seen as homegrown hotty….in a world of outsourcing hot pussy to Eastern Europe and BRazil thanks to the obesity crisis of America… Her name is Martha Hunt, she’s not very important…but she is your ambassador of hot pussy on an international level..and this is the best they could do with her…getting her in a pissing behind a pick-up truck pose…HOT….but next time let’s see the piss stream…to make it a little more authentic and real…and more importantly…WORTH LOOKING AT… The post Martha Hunt for Harper”s Bazaar Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art… I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong…. But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to… The post Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul… Now…Here’s a creepy video of her… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT The post Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SKINcoming on DVD & Blu-ray: Outlander Season 2, Uncle Nick, and More! 11.1.16

TV series and indie flicks, along with the Blu-ray debut of a skin-filled comedy favorite headline home video this week!… read more

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Skin Links 11.1.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Costumes Fleshbot Lizzie Cundy in the same dress slips the other nipple  Taxi Driver Movie January Jones braless in a revealing pantsuit  The Nip Slip Irina Shayk is God  Drunken Stepfather Tess Georgia topless for you (header image)  Egotastic All Stars Lacey Banghard is a busty bikini babe  Boobie Blog Daisy Lowe bosomy peeks  Last Men on Earth Cosplay at Comic Con Paris  Double Viking … read more

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Skin Links 11.1.16