With all this talk of Donald Trump and his naked statue.. People just going nuts over his comedy routine, some people buying it, other people mad at it…all while his ego hears his name on the news all the fucking time…. I figure we should look at his hot daughter -Ivanka Trump – who he seems to like a little too much – thanks to that narcissism…”she’s half me…with a pussy and tits…I like it… It’s a Y2k Throwback – or as instagram would call it – a Flashback Friday…with a puffy underdeveloped 20 year old tit…that didn’t have implants…but that did have a shiny silver dollar puffy nipple going on…and that is one think trump worth staring at…. The post Ivanka Trump’s Nipple from Y2k of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard….or was during the summer…because she had her big break as a low level, relatively old, party girl from Miami at all the right event ass always dreamt of… She’s got a great body, but that face is so fucking Downsy….all forehead…I’ve made fun of her for at least 2 years of her low level success, and the fact that Leo’s picking her up, while she’s old news, last year’s kitchen garbage, rotten table scraps no one gives a fuck about, it’s safe to say he won his Oscar and has since lost his edge…but we can assume if he’s not gay, I know, it’s a stretch, that she puts in work when she fucks him, so much relies on her performance…because she’s not making shit with her modeling, she is more of a ride rich guys kinda girl…but then again, aren’t they all…they put a price tag on their immigrant asses, and want that american dream and any cost…mainly with their dignity…sugar babies… These pics are for SI, her only friends, who are releasing content in the summer – to keep their site active all year…bikini every day….with the same chicks…in the same cheesy catalog style pics..AWESOME… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Nina Agdal Bikini Photoshoot for SI Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense… I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable… What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits.. So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak…. So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking.. THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat… TO see the rest of the pics
Jay Walking Black High School Student Suicidal Girl with a Knife Gets Taken from Behind JFK Airport Scare…When Cops say “Get Down”…but no one starts dancing… Group of People Electrocuted by a Pole Elevator Fail Pokemon of the Day World’s Largest Aircraft… Weird Chinese Road Rage Thug VS Woman’s Purse The post Christian Catches Hot Boxers and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chantel Jeffries, the instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore… She fucked or hung out with Bieber when he had a DUI or car accident or something like that in Florida…which happens when you’re an instagram model / legit model…opportunities just fall into her lap… More importantly has fucked rappers, athletes and black people to get famous before Bieber…I don’t know what she’s done since, but let’s assume riding that celebrity baby… Just a ratchet ass, running the Miami party scene like she is supposed to…fuck the famous, feel more important…all while not being as disgusting or annoying as that YesJulz clown…while white guys who wish they were black love the girls the black guys fuck…trying to fit in…but too small to fit in..its a cultural thing… The post Chantel Jeffries See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chantel Jeffries, the instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore… She fucked or hung out with Bieber when he had a DUI or car accident or something like that in Florida…which happens when you’re an instagram model / legit model…opportunities just fall into her lap… More importantly has fucked rappers, athletes and black people to get famous before Bieber…I don’t know what she’s done since, but let’s assume riding that celebrity baby… Just a ratchet ass, running the Miami party scene like she is supposed to…fuck the famous, feel more important…all while not being as disgusting or annoying as that YesJulz clown…while white guys who wish they were black love the girls the black guys fuck…trying to fit in…but too small to fit in..its a cultural thing… The post Chantel Jeffries See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Palermo is some socialite. Her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your life is pornographic.. She’s walking around in a see through shirt and like all rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…and mental health. I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker…almost as bad as the pornstars and street hookers she probably judges and looks down on…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…in luxury not in ditches… I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet….I need to trick rich people to give me hand outs, pool house crasher, let me out of the hell that I live…thanks… The post Olivia Palermo See Through of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chris Heads…that’s a name I haven’t heard for fucking ever. I remember following him on Myspace back in the early 2000s when I was just starting up the site, which I guess means I liked his stuff. He’s actually the person who linked me up with Em Rat Cow before she was famous and before he deleted me of Facebook…. I guess he’s still out there taking nude, half nude, dramatic, not very sleazy pics…all artistic and fashion – because fashion is a huge business and an excuse to pretend you’re being vain, vapid and high concept all to turn profit, because when you make people feel insecure about their lives and bodies and outfits, they buy more!!! The model is some slut named Kelly Gale…I have no idea who she is – but she looks good. .. even in these pretty tame, boring, uneventful pics that I’d expect to be better based on Chris Head’s other work.. The magazine is Playboy, which is taking on the instagram level nudity, to appeal to advertisers and browsing from work, like a bunch of fucking pussies destroying the already dead brand that doesn’t need to be dead, that could still do good things, but that instead adapted like a bunch of clickbait sites to make some profit….because sucking ad dick is how media works – I guess… But for some reason, they can show 1/4 of a nipple, every month going further and further as they should because they’re being idiots…”lets see how far we can go to reclaim our classy, edgy image”….after we’ve already seen clit in the fucking magazine on some real trash over the last 3 decades…it’s a too little too late…come back next week where we show 1/3 of an asshole… The post Kelly Gale Not Naked for Chris Heads for Playboy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is a young slut…and dresses like a young slut…because this is what young sluts are like now…they are all empowered sluts, who hate being called slut, but own being sluts, because they watch porn and they took a woman’s studies class that didn’t teach them how to wash dishes and cook dinner, but instead whine and feel empowered – like feminists – thanks to the cocks they put in them….but they aren’t actually woman power or woman supporters but instead they are more bitchy and judgemental to other girls than guys are… When they see this bitch, they see fat, they see average acting, they see a busted face……. When guys see this bitch…we see tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Others there were: Elle Fanning – Worth Fucking CLICK HERE And Kelli Berglund’s Ass in No Pants of the Day CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Young Hollywood Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks toa marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..Snitch and some random TV shows, because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and the gig only happens when those tits are properly utilized …even though she’s old… I guess her spirit animal is Sofia Vergara….tits and hispanic roots…because Hollywood really respects Hispanic women – as long as they bust out their tits… The post Nadine Velazquez Tit Hanging of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .