I shouldn’t be working today – not that this is work…but I am still sitting at a computer on my birthday when I have adventures to pretend I’d got on…when really I’d just rather sit on my couch or nap….working hard for the nap…. So to honor that laziness, that entitled birthday bullshit people do, here are old pics of Krysten Ritter who I think is also old…but who was once a model that I never bothered noticing until watching her netflix show and thinking “I’d fuck that”…making her ass in a bathing suit, even a weird shaped bathing suit…juicy enough to stare at… I figure if I haven’t seen the pics, even if they’re weeks old, they are still new to me..and her pregnancy bump, or gunt from too much vacation eating….is the real star of this shoot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter in a Bikini from a Few Weeeks Ago for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naomi Watts is about 100 years old…but this is what she wants you to think she looks like… I find it a little hard to believe…partially because no 100 year old looks like this…especially not an Australian….because due to ozone layer sun damage…and hard living, hard drinking, party life….they generally look like weather crocodiles by 35… I don’t know what Hollywood magic with lighting, after effect, photoshop, duct tape pounds of make-up, is going on here…I just know I know 20 year olds who don’t drink, do drugs, live the hollywood life, who drink lots of water and sleep well every night…who have more wrinkles than this.. Maybe this is shot in a wind tunnel…. The post Naomi Watts is 100 Years old in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re an old haggard cokehead who has had vats of cum on your face – over the years…while making a ridiculous amount of money being an average at best actress…because the stars aligned for the bitch….because you were hot in your younger years… Do not pose next to your photoshopped cover of your magazine, on some outdated photo, or photoshopped photo…allowing us to do a comparison of “actual face”…and “phony lie hollywood face”…. I thought she was pregnant? Did she already have her lecherous kid with the cheesiest fucking dude in Hollywood, who you may remember from being one of the Good Charlotte mall brand punk….but I remember as the guy who used to rub herpes with Paris Hilton…before being a lottery winner with this haggard bitch… I guess what I’m saying is this is pretty hilarious… The post Cameron Diaz LOL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The reason I know it is my Birthday is not because I have a calendar, or all the facebook love I am getting…it’s these pics of Eve’s tit falling out because I never get what I want…and this is something I never wanted… I would never say this is some National Geographic tit, because that would be racist, or that it is cultural appropriation because she’s dyed her hair like a WHITE PERSON….but I will say the first set of tits I ever saw were black tits in National Geographic as a kid…and I’ve always wanted to feed off a pair…just not this pair…. CLICK HERE The post EVE’s Tit Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some bootleg VOGUE Magazine… I don’t know what the fuck a BELLEZA is, but maybe it’s not bootleg at all, maybe I am just the uncultured one…maybe VOGUE BELLEZA is the Vogue everyone aspires to be in…or maybe it doesn’t matter because they got her naked. Elsa Hosk naked is lovely, but it’s nothing new, because before she was one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife / pocket pussy / ripe melon last year following the VS fashion show you watched…..she was getting topless for “fashion” consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE . I use “fashion” in quotes, because it was more strategic topless pics, pushed to the internet, making her semi known, helping her audition for the mall brand lingerie company, leading to all this fame and fortune she now has…because it all starts with the tits… The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Belleza for my Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is a fabricated creature from the womb of some gold digging model whore and her very rich dad who fucked gold digging model whores… She’s fabricated because she’s the less cute sister, that they’ve attached her to like a latch on, or worse like a Kardashian….and coupled with the right Plastic surgery, she’s been pulling it off as the edgier, harder faced version of her sister….I’m talking doing racier shoots, solidifying her position, all while being uninteresting, not even hot, not a model…but social media fucking lover her… So it would be expected that her vacation social media pics are some rich kid contrived shit that looks like it’s out of a cheesy catalog for a mall brand…because all these people lack vision and creativity…they are so uninteresting… The only thing good about her is that I know her “boyfriend”…hooks up with girls in Canada when she’s not in Canada… All this to say…brats… The post Bella Hadid’s Contrived Vacation Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less… We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds… So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions… I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a bonus snapchat… The post Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Paula Bulczynska is a long torso often nude instagram model that people are into…for obvious reasons…she’s hot.. I’ve been doing random posts of her random shoots for a pretty long time and like everything on this site, I haven’t really gone into much depth on my coverage… I don’t know what this shoot is from, I just know that she’s showing her tits, tits that I once thought were Russian, but are actually Polish, and being the ignorant person I am, consider that the same thing, thanks to USSR communism, even though Polish people would be mad at you for saying it, while I just see sex workers….sex working that in this girl’s case is more “nude modeling for free”…rather than getting on webcam for money…because the more naked she gets with the right players…the more followers, the more gigs, the more legit career happens. It’s like invest in getting nude now, become Em Rat Cow Later…or maybe, she’s not into any of that and this nude modeling is just jokes for her…the motivation is less important than the final product…of tit pics… The problem with this site is that no model, not even no names get excited about being featured, even if it’s my way of saying “hey, I dig you”…not once has a girl said “Hey just posted on drunkenstepfather, exciting! I’ve Made It”…which I guess was a huge fail in my attempt to go viral…in both sex transmitted diseases and people sharing their features on the site…but that doesn’t mean girls don’t see themselves when googling themselves…because I get hate mail from them, their team and photographers always…so to Paula Bulczynska…I am doing this to help support you….because I want to cuddle…so post me on your social media with excitement like you do with other sites…I need the traffic. Thanks in advance…for more than just your tit pics… I don’t know who shot this or what it is for but it happened and it’s lovely… Here’s another shoot of hers that came out yesterday – they are outtakes from some shit I was too lazy to google… The post Paula Bulczynska Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Courtney Stodden the star of COURTNEY UNCOVERED , a masturbation video she staged that was her most important work…a creature who came out of some stripclub with some low level celebrity as his 16 year old bride, something that would have got him arrested in California, but didn’t because she was in her 30s…but all the tabloids went along with it…and at one point in her career, I even saw her getting her breasts scanned on TV to prove she didn’t have implants…THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN….fucked up.. Well, since mastering the media, while being a real disturbing, uncomfortable to watch, medicated mess…who looks 40…she’s gone onto catch herself on fire on social media…because I guess when you’ve used all your tactics to get talked about, from sex offense victim to clown tits to sex tape…you have limited options…and this is what you come up with…. I find it amazing, but I adore Courtney Stodden, and not just because her team invited me to her Halloween party once…an event I missed…but that has a lot to do with it…most of the low levels fucking hate me, but this one almost wanted to invite me in and that alone is more magical than her catching herself on fire while medicated… That said, she looks like a lot of fun…my kind of girl…half dead, destroyed and too fucked up to resist my cuddles…a goddess to some…terrifying to others…a good balance of both to me… The post Courtney Stodden Catches on Fire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Courtney Stodden the star of COURTNEY UNCOVERED , a masturbation video she staged that was her most important work…a creature who came out of some stripclub with some low level celebrity as his 16 year old bride, something that would have got him arrested in California, but didn’t because she was in her 30s…but all the tabloids went along with it…and at one point in her career, I even saw her getting her breasts scanned on TV to prove she didn’t have implants…THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN….fucked up.. Well, since mastering the media, while being a real disturbing, uncomfortable to watch, medicated mess…who looks 40…she’s gone onto catch herself on fire on social media…because I guess when you’ve used all your tactics to get talked about, from sex offense victim to clown tits to sex tape…you have limited options…and this is what you come up with…. I find it amazing, but I adore Courtney Stodden, and not just because her team invited me to her Halloween party once…an event I missed…but that has a lot to do with it…most of the low levels fucking hate me, but this one almost wanted to invite me in and that alone is more magical than her catching herself on fire while medicated… That said, she looks like a lot of fun…my kind of girl…half dead, destroyed and too fucked up to resist my cuddles…a goddess to some…terrifying to others…a good balance of both to me… The post Courtney Stodden Catches on Fire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
