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Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Speaking of retard face…. Here’s barely relevant Nina Agdal posing in fully nude instagram pictures, because getting naked is how you get noticed….especially on social media where everyone seems to be getting naked. There was a time when girls, even models, would hold out on getting naked, they would just cock tease the fuck out of dudes for a long time, which made them seem much hotter than they were, then they’d get offered a movie role or Playboy cover for 100,000 dollars or more, and the world freaked the fuck out… That doesn’t exist anymore, I think the last big Payout playboy made for a nude model with Kim K, who was already available in video getting fucked…a move that made no sense and that may be why they are struggling… But since then, we’ve all realized…that if you tell a girl, any girl it is art, or for instagram fame, they’ll be spread open, so long as they aren’t masturbating or getting fucked…that’s the fine line of porn and fame-whoring.. Either way, I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is pretty close to irrelevance, so crying for attention like instagram models makes perfect sense… The post Nina Agdal is Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Nipple for GQ of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney generally has a shitty looking face, But she sure has big tits.. She looks alright in this GQ photoshoot, that I’ve already posted some of the pics of…she sure has big tits.. She’s the kind of girl, who is straight from Florida, which means even if she’s rich, she’s still white trash…but she sure has big tits.. Those big tits got her one campaign for one brand…and boom, she becomes the tits…in Dancing with the Stars…because she sure has big tits.. She did not have any star status at all…but she sure had big tits..yet the TV show called her a star…because she sure has big tits.. So now she’s trying to leverage that experience so that she sticks around, by reminding you that she sure has big tits..and NIPPLES!! The post Charlotte McKinney’s Nipple for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meryl Streep Supports Bullying of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe I am reading this wrong, because I don’t see her tits, and I also think Meryl Streep is relatively ugly….but unoffensive, regular bitch on the street ugly, clearly capable of acting her way into believable, probably because she’s ugly… But the quote is: This was me on my way home from an audition for King Kong where I was told I was too “ugly” for the part. This was a pivotal moment for me. This one rogue opinion could derail my dreams of becoming an actress or force me to pull myself up by the boot straps and believe in myself. I took a deep breath and said “I’m sorry you think I’m too ugly for your film but you’re just one opinion in a sea of thousands and I’m off to find a kinder tide.” Today I have 18 Academy Awards. Which I read as “Producers called my ugly”…”so I tried harder”…because “Bullying weeds out the weak”….and “if they never called me ugly, I’d have nothing to prove to the world”…and “if everyone is inclusive and nice to each other, people don’t try as hard”… Then she threw in a brag…about her 18 Academy Awards…none for being the hot leading lady…because…that’s right..she was too ugly to play the lead in King Kong… As a #cyberbully…I appreciate these words…if you’re being bullied, stop being a little bitch and pull it together…Meryl Streep did it…and she was too ugly…you whining bitch… The post Meryl Streep Supports Bullying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if the marketing decision makers at these brands are 23 year olds who are fresh out of college, telling the higher up execs that “this is where the market is at”…but it seems so weird to me that the fashion industry, or in this case, the commercial mall brand industry, has bought into the whole social media, reality star, fame whore movement, and cast the girls who aren’t models, but who pretend they are models….in their production, I am sure there was an era when it was actually prestigious to be cast for this kind of thing, but now they’ve turned it into almost the equivalent of a high school play, where the powerful family everyone hates…whore mom and tranny dad..probably envious of their baby in panties…remembering how hard they worked to make this happen over the span of their lives… But now, it’s a “how many followers do they have, they’ll do it for free, perfect”…and it’s created a joke…I can’t take seriously…not that I ever too the VS show seriously…but you know what I’m saying…if all it takes is for your sister to have a sex tape..for this “dream to come true”…like it was make a wish foundation, based on rich parents and instagram followers thanks to those rich parents…and I guess with their power, they are pulling the fucking scam.. And it’s not just GIGI and Kendall..but all the girls they cast are just big on Instagram before the brand got involved…and I get why they do it…but hate that they do it…because these people are the fucking worst..and really Victoria’s Secret would do just as well, if they cast no names…who need the work, and who aren’t as lame as these LA brats… The post Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meme Destroyed Models Life of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a pretty funny story….where a model who was posing for a stock photo was used in a fake internet story….that went viral because the general population don’t do any background research on anything. More proof that people are lazy, take clickbait seriously, take things at face value and that journalism is dead…because no one went after this shit…but instead made this shit… So the story is that an Asian man sued his wife for misleading him – and thus making him ugly babies…here are some videos about the story – a few years ago: The actual story is that a girl posed for a picture, she was a model, she didn’t have plastic surgery…and now she can’t get work because as we all the know…the internet ruins fucking lives… The post Meme Destroyed Models Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Overrated Rat Cow Nude of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratajkowski makes me laugh…you’d assume she’d have expired by now and that no one would care about her now…but yet she’s still doing nude shoots for atteention… She gets naked as often as she can, it’s her marketing strategy that works…because her fake tits are so crucial to everything that is her career and existence..because her fake tits are so almost not fake that they are great to look at…while the rest of her is average at best…but with the fake tits that may not be fake but that are fake or aren’t they fake that make her above average… Which is awesome, for her…for us…for everyone….because her body is…hot… She’s just proof that you don’t need talent to get work…something we already knew before…you just need followers and all you need to get followers is to get naked and own that naked…and that’s just great… She came along and made it work for her..while barely working…but more importantly, she helped many men come…because they like tits. She’s the TILA TEQUILA of the instagram generation…and I think I love her, but only cuz she hates me..something I like it girls I love.. Pics by Mark Sacro The post Some Overrated Rat Cow Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Celebrates 40 Million Followers with Censored Tit Flash of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner hit 40 million followers…so she flashed her tit…like some white trash, trailer park trash, college coed at some frat party before jumping into a wet t-shirt contest… Not that I have anything against titty flashes, I think tits are great and I sexualize them harder than Feminists could ever imagine a tit being sexualized….in their “It’s to feed babies”….even though they have a lot of downtime when not feeding babies, especially when they are 20 and being used to get noticed…when babies aren’t even in the fucking mix…plenty of opportunity for people like me to sexualize the motherfuckers…or the the owner of the motherfuckers to take a cue from the family code of conduct manual they are given at birth that the mom spent the fucking OJ years writing…it’s called “Owning the Fucking Media like it was a Rich Man with Our Pussies”… Garbage. The post Kendall Jenner Celebrates 40 Million Followers with Censored Tit Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father… The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business… So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child… But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much. The post Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, adding some new converted model DNA to their Temple… Either way, these pics for some shitty brand that isn’t paying me…is pretty good… The post Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson wore an interesting shirt, intentionally, to the Hollywood Film Awards, which is too bad, because there is great pleasure that comes when a girl actually has an accidental nip slip, or see through shirt…without really knowing it…until it is too late. I’ve seen this happen at clubs…where girls don’t realize their pantyless pussy is exposed until noticing you staring too intently…I’ve seen it happen on rainy days..where girls don’t realize their shirt is see through and wet…I’ve seen it at public pools with white bikinis..and really anywhere bikinis are involved because nipples and pussy – just fall out…I’ve even seen the flash of the camera show panty…or girls in leggings one size too small….they don’t realize the fabric can’t support opacity while stretched so hard… Now, when it happens, it’s usually to get more attention, because these girls want legit careers…or to be talked about, because Hollywood is all they know..and think they are good at thanks to being spoiled…when we all know her grandma is the only one with any real talent…not that acting requires talent… I find her sex appeal that of a wet glove…you fuck because it’s there…but don’t really want to fuck… The post Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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