Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shay Mitchell has Snapchat…which is a great place for girls…not just Shay Mitchell to feel comfortable about the concept of being a slut on their phone…not that any girl really needed an app for that…they’ve been slutty on their phones since 2004 when they got their first phone…they just like the idea of being a slut to more people using their phones because they don’t need to build a level of trust for a video that will theoretically disappear forever…if people played by the rules and didn’t screenshot it…which they don’t because people are perverts… Not that cleavage in a blazer is really being that slutty – but it is the gateway to the vagina pics you know she sends privately to her biggest fans on the app TO SEE PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE IN A BLAZER CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Snapchat Boobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it is safe to say that this Free the Nipple campaign is artificial. Just another idea for hipster idiots who are entitled thanks to the internet and so tolerant that they are intolerant, and not just to lactose and gluten, but to everything….you know acting more educated than people of the past…but really too ADD to really dig deeper than the surface…it’s like “champion this issue” and move on…especially when masked as body shaming, feminism, or sexuality… The whole thing is idiotic… Especially with breast feeding…my entire life has involved babies being fed in public near and around me, and not just because I follow new moms around after their baby swim classes…but because women breast feed in fucking public and probably have since we were in tribes… The only people that don’t like breast feeding is Facebook /Instagram…and they are evil assholes who monetize your content..and if you pulled your head out of your self involved asses and were less focused on “Likes” you’d realize the real issue here is that you feed into social media…rather than actually do things to make a difference..you cunts.. But I do like seeing nipples in protest of anything…from abortion to trannies…show your nipples and I’m there.. This is not a cause… The post Doutzen Kroes Breast Feeding Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Older…less relevant…nippleless…claim to fame that she was a Victoria’s Secret model a long time ago, back when Leonardo DiCaprio probably invested in the company, only to be the foundation of him dating all their new models…and the foundation for her Valtrex Prescription….Bar Refaeli…from the promised land, possibly the chosen one, at least her tits were for a minute and a half before moving back to Israel to be a famous party girl there and settle down outside of what we can only assume was an American life she hated….is in a magazine…and despite being older…less relevant…and nippleless…I’m still down to stare…for a minute or less, because that’s my attention span in this “what’s next”…generation of “Feed me more content…feed me more content…I am half retarded…”…world… The post Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on May 28, 2015 at 5:12pm PDT Cindy Crawford did a big reveal of her Gerber Baby, who unlike the rest of the world’s Gerber baby, is not a face on a box of probably toxic food that Jessica Alba would rather you trade in for her HONEST company, even though everyone knows when people say they are honest, they usually not, except maybe the retards who buy into Alba’s product making her worth 200 million dollars and the face of a billion dollar company…when she should have never been more than forgotten tits in a 90s movie… This Gerber baby is 13 year old Gerber…the heiress to Gerber baby products…thanks to her mom being a model, who took modeling so seriously, and lived up to the model way, but marrying a billionaire… Now, I figure posting a 13 year old who looks like a Cindy Crawford clone is risque…I mean 13 is young as fuck…but when they look like Cindy Crawford clones…and are already rich to begin with…it’s a perfect time to get her into the industry…which I guess is going on here. A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on Jun 2, 2015 at 2:54pm PDT All this to say…Cindy Crawford is amazing…and here is Cindy Crawford for the Sneaker Heads… A video posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on Jun 3, 2015 at 4:11pm PDT Here’s some pics of her…that I already Posted… The post Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Kate Upton in a Fat Suit, we call being fat, wearing a swimsuit, because I guess they need her in a bathing suit for this scene of the movie she was signed onto when the producers thought she was Kate Upton they saw in magazines, who would sell tickets to the movie…because of her tits…before realizing that the bikini, needed to be turned into a one piece…as big tits on young girls almost always lead to big tits on big girls in their mid 20s… I like watching her growth as an actress, because I know the production teams is scrambling figuring this one out, while she’s clueless eating cupcakes cuz they are Mmmmmmmm SSO GOOOD…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am friends with Alexandra Papadopoulos….and by friends I mean she’s blocked and deleted me off facebook and instagram more than once…when real haters cut ties once and forget about you…this angel who is getting naked in TREATS because it is a thing LA based models do to get rich husbands, boyfriends and invited on yachts….but I don’t really know which naked girl she is in these pics…I am just posting her name in the event she googles herself, and I am sure she does, they all do…this is the selfie generation and she’s a model, she’ll remember the good times we once had and maybe come back to me…so that I can tell her how much I love her and want her to sit on my face due to being amazing and talented and funny with her instagram videos… Here are the pics of a bunch of random girls…and one very special angel sent from heaven we call Alexandra Papadopoulos….and not just because greeks love anal…all girls love anal…even girls who say they hate anal…they just haven’t had good anal with a small enough dick…but because she’s amazing. The post Alexandra Papadopoulos and other Tricks Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 3, 2015 at 12:19pm PDT Here’s some Disney Starlet making fun of vocal lessons in her spare time, with a girl I assume is her assistant, because they live in some insular shitty world, and this is their life…. You know being a media whore puppet with a hired staff who are riding her coat tails all while being fun around because the whole thing is ridiculous….making jokes that only someone who has vocal lessons would find fun…when the general public just can’t relate or see the humor in this…because it’s a hollywood activity for people who don’t have enough talent to no need vocal lessons…but who can fill seats…because they are Selena Gomez…probably a TM of Disney…with it’s bloated Bieber fucking face… That said, the friend she humilated acting a fool is named Raquelle Stevens and I want to date her… The post Selena Gomez Bloated Face with her Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
