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Chrissy Teigen Stretch Marks of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst. I am not just saying that because she targeted me on her blog and called me a rapist..I am saying that because everything about her, from career, to social media comedy, to weird freakouts to her realtionship and marriage is a fucking joke….the only thing I wish wasn’t a joke was when she mentioned her suicidal thoughts…because maybe they’d get the best of her in a drunken, bloated rage… People in the mainstream, I call them suburbanites, or peasants, are buying into her nonsense..and last night I even saw people celebrating and commedning Chrissy Teigen for being so brave by posting a pic of her stretch marked thighs…likes it is revolutionary to be disgusting… Girls have stretch marks…and I think it is safe to say based on even her photoshopped pics that this pig faced, pot bellied, obscure ethnicity was imperfect…a photoshop lie…that wasn’t even that great, but good enough to secure her funds by gold digging smart, with a guy right before he got super fucking rich…so that he thinks it’s true love… She’s high maintenance, high strung, irritating, and shouldn’t even be on anyone’s radar… So only models because she’s positioned herself properly and her rich as fuck husband likes it for his ego..and she’s just doing this for attention…because she sucks and loves attention…and pparently so do her fat inner thighs. All this to say…I think she’s got a dick…no, that’s not what I wanted to say….what I wanted to say is stop encouraging her…there is nothing good about this oversharing, look at me “fans”…”it’s like you’re in my room with me as we drink because I have no friends, let’s talk about our insecurities” behavior…it’s the worst. The post Chrissy Teigen Stretch Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Headstand with a Leotard Wedgie of the Day

I used to know and party with girls who were just into being weird for the sake of being weird. They were actually normal as fuck, and I guess that’s why they did it, it gave them something to get noticed for or to talk about…whether it was with costume…or whatever…. They were the kind of girls who would go to the gym in a snowsuit…or bikini or really anything to get a laugh…out of boredome or whatever… They’d be the girls you’d go to their houses or on a trip with and they’d just be dressed crazy in leotards or whatever for the sake of being crazy and in leotards…it made no sense…but it all stemmed from boredom…which I can assume Miley is all about… It’s like she’s chilling at home, figures “I’ll put on this silly crazy thing”….gets high…cuz it’s almost 420 and tthat what people do…and thinks it’s so great that she should do yoga poses…all her little leeches laugh at the joke…and snap pics and since it was the highlight of her boring, secluded, alienated life…she posts it to the internet… So her getting weird identity crisis, is really just her being bored and sad…but at least it comes with leotard jacked in ass crack…which happens to be the kind of Gets weird…I like.. The post Miley Cyrus Headstand with a Leotard Wedgie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dude’s First Time on TV and Other Videos of the Day

London Road Rage School Dance Show Included Twerking… Bad Luck… Russians are Weird Dude Risks Life to Save Someone WHo Fell in the Tracks Polish Video of the DAy Extreme Pitbull Fight. Gisele’s “Last” Runway Show I think I posted this the other day…but it’s handjob Karaoke in Japan that went viral… Best Thing to Have Happen in a Court hearing The post Dude’s First Time on TV and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Topless at the BEach of the Day

This may or may not be Courtney Stodden showing off her clown sized tits…at the beach…pretending it was an accident because she realizes that she’s no longer of interest in the tabloids and that her few minutes of being a stripper who pretending to be 16 and the wife of some obscure actor on a show that was once relevant…it worked for a minute, but only lasted a minute…when all she was supposed to be from day one was a porn star… The good news is this is a step in the right direction if this is her…but then again…it could be any trashy blonde chick with a bad dye job…they all look the fucking same… The post Courtney Stodden Topless at the BEach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Kravitz’s Nude Debut Will Give You a Bonet

Lisa Bonet’s daughter Zoe Kravitz makes her topless debut in the indie flick The Road Within, Julianne Moore goes lezbo in Maps to the Stars, and Game of Thrones is back with more Westeros breastoros!

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Beyonce Slutty in Bikini of the Day

Beyonce is obviously a fame whore, attention seeking, up on some Kim Kardashiana hoping for all the media attention that she can get…trying to have sex appeal, or flaunt her tits so that you think she has sex appeal…in efforts to compete with the younger sluts pulling off her Popstar hustle…and maybe to hope her husband doesn’t keep cheating on her…cheapening herself, lowering herself, leading to selfie bikini pics like an instagram whore…which to some may be the best work she’s ever done, the best song she’s ever sung…to others..it’s just desperate…and if you love desperate girls, even when they are worth 500,000,000 dollars and not that desperate…you’ll love this.. To me…it’s all just bullshit noise I want to turn off…because it turns me off…. The post Beyonce Slutty in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually Selena Gomez in a bikini…it could just be any fucking Mexican who has eaten one too many corn torillas..because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…and I am saying this as a Mexican…most have kids by 16, and are 180 pounds by 18…. So if this is actually her, I can assume that she’s emotionally eating, or maybe her metabolism is just slowing down, because she’s old and Mexican or maybe her lupus medication is bloating her… But she’s definitely wearing the wrong cage bikini…cuz shit is spilling out where it shouldn’t….and not the good kind of shit…like actual shit from losing control of her bowels thanks to all the mexican food she’s been eating to make her fat….or her labia slipping because she hasn’t factored in the weight gain forcing her battered vagina to hang out of the much too tight fabric… No matter what the reason….She probably shouldn’t have let the paparazzi get this… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Is This Selena Gomez in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton Crotch Shot of the Day

Here is the pussy, in a bikini bottom, that Leonardo DiCaprio once fucked and even claimed to have dated, even though he dates all the models, it is kind of his thing… I assume it’s tough for him to get pussy, seeing as he’s Leonardo DiCaprio, rich as fuck, rumored to have a massive cock, and all girls are aware of what dating him does for a model’s career ….. He’s probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are…. I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at…but I’ll look at any pussy definition in a bikini bottom… Whether it was destroyed by Leo’s big cock or not… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Backstage at The View of the Day

Apparently Vanessa Hudgens was on The View, because apparently The View is still on TV, and apparently they are either both really fucking desperate or they are both at the top of their game, but whatever it is, they came together, but not in the way I like most things to come together, and Vanessa Hudgens took advantage of the media opportunity, and dressed like she was going to the fucking club, or out to dinner in Ibiza with some Saudi oil tycoon… I don’t know what she’s promoting, or if The View was just thirsty for her, or anyone to talk to them about menopause… I just know I like her tits…and pudgy little ethnically ambigious, slowly getting old…body…and I’m not just saying that cuz I like that she released bush pics before bush pics were cool…ok.. I am… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day

Rihanna was accused of doing coke in a video that hit the internet the other day…she was really rolling a joint…some people got so excited for a scandal…when most of us know everyone does fucking drugs..and Rihanna of all people…is probably all about that shit.. That said….she was in a shirt..showing nipples…because unlike Angelina Jolie, who got her breasts removed…Rihanna has nipples…nipples she likes to show off because she’s just some island girl who came from nothing, probably worth over 100,000,000 dollars personally, and over a billion dollars as a brand…and from her 10,000 dollar a year household income she grew up in…that kind of money…gives you a bit of an ego…like “who gives a fuck”…she’s won…. Not that nipples are a bad thing, or a shocking thing to show off, but 10 years ago…they were a big deal..and destroyed the career of Janet Jackson and Tara Reid…we’ve just evolved as a people…to include nipple into “fashion”…that works for me…but not as well as it works for Rihanna… All this to say, I’m more into seeing her labia… The post Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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