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Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day

I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get… Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on…. Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole… The post Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Naked Chef of the Day

Some girl from Argentine did such a basic video of her cooling “topless”…and it apparently went completely viral. I watched 10 seconds of it, because that is my attention span when it comes to pretty much anything and everything, including but not limited to going down on girls and/or eating their asses, because I’ve seen it all before… I just like that we as a society, on an international level, are so fucking basic, it’s like all it takes is a decent girl strategically topless to get known… Meanwhile, in LA, so many girls are struggling and “thirst” trapping…when all it really takes is a vidographer with a basic idea and basic editing skills.. Step your game up fame whores, every last one of you could have been this girl…it really doesn’t take much… Let me be your life coach… The post The Naked Chef of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day

Taylor Swift swift just insured her legs for 40 million dollars, because she does have great legs…then her cat attacked her legs, because even her cat thinks she’s full of shit….Here is her cat scratch… A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 14, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT Then she put a bandaid on, with a little PUN because she’s the smartest girl in the fucking world, that’s why she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year and over 1,000,000 people liked a picture of her fucking bandaid…because she’s Taylor fucking swif.t..Here is the bandage for you perverts into injured and bandaged girls…. A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2015 at 10:01am PDT I am just fascinated by the way she walks…head forward, all gangly like some kind of cartoon character…and I could stare at this GIF all day, if I didn’t have better things to do…like fixate at my broken dreams that I am reminded of after making a GIF of Taylor Swift walking…until I ma too drunk to remember my fucking name… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Failed Hijacking and Other Videos of the Day

Construction Worker Doesn’t Like the Drone Multi Car Accident Grandma VS Rat Rental Car VS Pole Bouncers VS a Dude Don’t Text and Drive… The post Failed Hijacking and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day

Hilary Duff is a mom who has been working out aggressively the last few years. I pay attention to my Scientologists…and like to keep on top of what they are up to… Well, like other scientologists before her, she has recently ended things with her baby daddy billionaire hockey player, because I guess she’s incapable of maintaining relationships or holding a family together…. But she is very capable of posting bikini pics, celebrating her mom body at 30, because she can…and I guess that’s the only skill anyone really needs…. That’s all I have to say about that The post Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Tanning from the Right Angle of the Day

Based on Selena Gomez’s booty pics from the other day, even with her implants to balance out the rest of her, she’s figured out, like all girls on social media, what her best angles are, and her best angle just happens to be her face, with her cheeks being sucked in, in the proper light, with no body to distract that she’s not quite where she needs to be in fitness… I figure like in all things, just knowing she’s laying out in the sun by the pool in her rich person house, because she lives in LA and is always on Vacation, is enough to get off to…I mean just look at that lighting…is that the “Hudson” filter or is it “Valencia”… Fuck you instagram… The post Selena Gomez Tanning from the Right Angle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Porn Star Sings Pina Coladas and Other Videos of the Day

Russian Tow Truck… Traffic Cop Gets Taken Down German Guy Jumps… Smaller Kid Takes Out Bully.. Man Catches Girl Cheating Couch Surfing…. Motor Cycle Cop Chases Through Shopping Center Road Rage of the Day These Saint Martin Plane Landings are Played Out…Every Drunk Vacationer things the Plane is Closer to the Beach than it has ever been… The post Porn Star Sings Pina Coladas and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day

I didn’t really watch this brand video for a clothing company I’ve never heard of…because I am a busy man…busy doing useless shit like looking for the next post, hoping it is better than this smut…but busy nevertheless…some people chase the high, I chase doing the bare minimum so I can go back to bed and nap…. That said, it is set to a song one of the hottest strippers I fell in love with when I was 19 used to dance to….it was her slow song, or as I called it, the song I saw her pussy…her name was Gabrielle, she probably got deported, which serves her right for taking my 19 year old money, without actually fucking me…all this to say Gabrielle taught me a lot about women… And I guess in a lot of ways Hailey Cluason perpetuated those things. When she was 17 she booked Urban Outfitters campaign, where she was slutty, because she is a slut, only to sue Urban Outfitters for making her look like a slut while underage, despite being a slut, only to get a cash settlement, for being a slut…and getting her name in the media allowing her to maintain her slut lifestyle…and a few years later, she’s still getting paid to be a slut… Funny how these things work out…for sluts. The post Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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AshleyInLA Near Death Experience of the Day

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Mar 13, 2015 at 1:05pm PDT AshleyInLa is either a comedic genius, or a really really dumb sugar baby in LA, who hangs with rich dudes and Playboy models alike…. She just posted this video of a “near death experience”…..she was strangled by her sleep shirt, which is not like being strangled by some creepy rich dude shoving your panties down your throat, but strangled neverther less, and and she could have died…which may not be scary for me or any of the other obese people who are reading this thanks to Apnea….but must have been terrifying for these tits in a a see through shirt… The post AshleyInLA Near Death Experience of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day

Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents… She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager…. I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum… That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of… But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE… Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok… The post Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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