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Ali Michael Nipple Pasties for Marc Jacobs of the Day

Ali Michael is one of these 24 year old, American Made, Texan born, fashion models who has been modeling since she was 15, and who probably lives in New York now…. When she was 18, she had a scandal because she was too fat to model, weighting 106 pounds at 5 foot 9…you know a real Kate Upton…. Anyway, she’s pretty much an it-girl, she’s done a bunch of campaigns, most importantly – SHOWING PIERCED NIPPLES IN GLAMOUR FRANCE ….and SHOWING NON PIERCED NIPPLES FOR TERRY ….and now this Marc Jacobs, 50 Shades of Grey Inspired accessory line, because Bondage existed before 50 Shades of Grey, and everyone has a boner for the up and coming 50 Shades of Grey movie, and by everyone I mean bored housewives, making sex and S&M more mainstream, making people at the fetish clubs wishful that good looking women will actual show up at their events….because fashion is about jumping on trends, raping them, while raping the sweatshops that make them, the wallets that buy them, and the small town girls with a dream who model for them…. That’s all I have to say about that.

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How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

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Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

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Mara Teigen in Lingerie of the Day

Mara Teigen is an instagram model…and like all instagram models…no one has ever heard of her, no one kmows that she exists, but for some reason, a reason I call getting half naked on the interent, she has 350,000 followers, making you think maybe she’s relevant and you’re out of touch, before realizing that she gets naked or half naked to get followers…and I figure thats newsworthy enough to post…even if it isn’t news at all…because of the thong.

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Nadja Bender is Amazing of the Day

Nadja Bender is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, but rather the pastry version of them that I would like to eat, because sugar is addictive but I guess so are tits…. So Nadja Bender..best known for that time she posed TOPLESS is now in Vogue Spain, by an amazing photographer, looking amazing, and these are amazing….amazing… If you’re not into that…here’s a how to speak Danish lesson with her…

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Karlie Kloss Nipple for Taylor Swift of the Day

Karlie Kloss, better known as Taylor Swift’s “roommate”…you know the girl who lives in Taylor Swift’s house, because Taylor Swift is rich as fuck and can have real life barbies if she wants to….it’s part of throwing her childhood away to be this billion dollar machine that she is…. Well she had a nipple slip, I’m sure not her first nipple slip, I mean this is probably what Taylor makes her do for her, since Taylor owns her….and the whole thing, probably not that exciting but still a nipple…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE At the same Versace Fashion Show, Kate Hudson Brought her Booty to the Show….which was a nice distraction to how manly her face looks….after years of fucking so many dudes…it’s like she’s turning into one….because as they say…you are what you eat… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Topless in Hawaii of the Day

I’d expect Miley Cyrus to be topless at the beach, because she is an advocate of the whole free the nipple campaign, she is an exhibitionist who has put herself out there, and I guess what it comes down to is that they are just tits….who gives a fuck…and more importantly, they are tits we’ve all seen, and when cast around that boyish face and hair, they are tits we may not even want to see, unless you are me, in which case, you like seeing all tits, even when you’re desensitized to tits, and the only think that can actually get you off is fisting videos….making it much more challenging for famous people to fame whore, cuz everyone is naked everywhere…all the time…who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Christina Milian in Shorts of the Day

Christina Milian is doing the best she can to make herself relevant again. The fact is that she had her 5 minutes of fame, she didn’t maximize the fact that she was willing to get down and dirty in music videos, in an era before the internet really decided what was famous or not….meaning she went viral before viral really existed, and that’s harder than going viral now, where you just put out a slutty video and everyone watches it because they are at work and have nothing better to do…meaning she was top tier whore…and she threw it all away, had a kid, made millions as a co-writing credit on Justin Bieber songs, but now she’s still not fulfilled, she probably feels like she deserves more than what she has, she probbly feels like money isn’t the same as people loving everything she does….and she’s now got a reality show, these things can be bought, but no one cares…and when people don’t care you do little stunts like sex tapes, or in her case, getting her nipple pierced on TV….and now this…little shorts…the lamest of stunts…but still, for a mom, that booty is good….the kind you’d consider licking unshowered…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her… Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Miley Cyrus in a Bikini of the Day

Miley Cyrus was out being normal, with what looks like her gay best friend, who is actually her boyfriend, who you can assume may be a bit of a pussy, thanks to being raised by nannies with a silver spoon in his mouth, coddled by everyone around him….from my experience, rich kid dudes are pretty much massive bitches who still call their dad’s daddy, and cry when they don’t get to take out the family Ferrari…when they want to take out the family Ferrari…but I am just speculating based on how not into Miley he looks, which could have a lot of fucking reasons, and more importantly, after hearing Miley speak, how deep voiced she is, you’d have to like grown men, because the sounds she probably makes when getting fucked, likely sound like a truck stop bathroom…where gays meet on the Downlow… That said, her butt is good…and when it comes to pics…that’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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